Monthly Archive

October 2006

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 105 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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Good Morning 10-24

"....  let us run with patience the race that is set before us." Heb. 12:1 The headmaster at the preparatory school in Great Britain announced that Sir Winston Churchill was co read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4367

Fearless Leader

As a professor at Texas A & M, I taught during the day and did research at night. I would usually take a break around nine, however, calling up the strategy game Warcraft on the Internet and playing w... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2097

Golden Gate Bridge

Excuse me for using this site for my own gain, but I thought I would let you know that I have a bridge for sale.  If you are in the San Francisco area, you might like to swing by and check out read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3963

Steamed Goober

Back in the good old days of steam engines, a goober who had spent his whole life in the desert comes to visit a friend.  He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While stand read more..

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Pastor Tim
2874

Applause

A famous football coach was on vacation with his family in Maine. When they walked into a movie theater and sat down, the handful of people there applauded. He thought to himself, "I can't believe it.... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2039

Good Morning 10-23

"For in Him dwelleth all the fullness of the Godhead bodily." - Col. 2:9 As a magnifying glass brings out the inner beauty of a rose, so Christ reveals the heart of God, for the ess read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3232

Deeply Obedient

Obedience is not a bare minimum - it's a deep sacrifice offered to God by followers of Jesus.  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20061022.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2182

Good Morning 10-22

"This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it!" Mark 10:2-16 Psalm 119:49-56 1+1+Children = A Family. In the text today Jesus challenges the Law's pr read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4094

Eating Worms

Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he was slowly eating a worm. She turned pale.  "No, Johnny!  Stop!  That& read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2589

Rong

Here's a fun game - a variation of that old classic "pong".  I want to thank seminarian and game creator Jeff Wofford of www.jeffwofford.com for permission to feature it, other games (on future Fun Li... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2719

Vendor Problem

In a software design meeting, we were using typical technical jargon to discuss a data exchange interface with a vendor. One co-worker said the programming we had ordered was delayed because the vendo... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2263

Good Morning 10-21

"Ye shall not surely die, in the day ye eat thereof, ye shall be as God, knowing good and evil."  Gen.  3:4,5 When the serpent told Eve she wouldn't die if she disobeyed read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Sunday Lollipop

The boy came skipping into the house with a big lollipop in his hands.  "Where did you get it?" his mother asked. "I bought it with the nickel you gave me." "The ni... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2728

Talking Surprise

On a hot summer day, a farmer and his dog were riding in a wagon pulled by two horses. After riding several miles, one of the horses said, "Whew, sure is hot today."The farmer, obviously surprised, sa... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
1971

Attractors

This is plainly just a scientifically magnetic fun waste of time - sort of like my putting on cologne in high school only I couldn't get any attraction going there (for the most part).  Who would have... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3804

Judge's Watch

A judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful because he changed his statement after he gave it to the police. "For example," he sa read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2286

Good Morning 10-20

"The heart of the wise teacheth his mouth, and addeth learning to his lips." - Prov. 16:23     Many people are afraid that honesty in speech will cost them friends read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2843

Hitchhiker Problem

John was driving home late one night when he picked up a hitchhiker.As they rode along he began to be suspicious of his passenger. John checked to see if his wallet was safe in the pocket of his coat ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
9196

Cat Allergy

A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets. Someone asked her what the bracelet was for. She replied, "I'm allergic to nuts and eggs." The person ask read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3627

Evangelist Request

During a January revival an evangelist asked the people in line what they needed. One man's request was for his hearing. The evangelist spit on his finger, put it in the man's ear, prayed for him and ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2008

Block Clock

Here's yet another neat clock.  The only drawback to this unique timepiece is that it displays the time in military format.  No big deal - it's always a good time to learn a new skill. (adsby... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4761

Goober Dieter

A goober was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks.  The next time read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2793

Ol' Spot

A group of country neighbors wanted to get together on a regular basis and socialize. As a result, about 10 couples formed a dinner club and agreed to meet for dinner at a different neighbors' house ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2247

Rough Landing

I can just imagine that the passengers on this flight clapped after the plane came to a stop - at least the ones who were still conscious. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4741

Anti Stress Diet

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds up during the day. BREAKFAST 1 grapefruit 1 slice whole-wheat toast 1 cup skim milk LUNCH sm read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2628

Crash Report

As he reviewed pilot crash reports, my Air Force military science professor stumbled upon this understated entry: "After catastrophic engine failure, I landed long. As I had no power, the landing gear... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2296

Fainting Goats

There's lots of fun to be had with farm animals - but perhaps none more than sneaking up on these fainting goats. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});   {g read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3598

Trouble At The Zoo

Three mischievous boys went to the zoo one day for an outing, since they had been at school all week. They decided to visit the elephant cage, but soon enough, they were picked up by a cop for caus... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3736

Towel Misunderstanding

One day a child at my four-year-old's Sunday school class told her classmates that she needed a 'damp towel.' Some of the other kids thought she said a naughty word and told on her.The teacher stepped... read more..

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Pastor Tim
4100

Looking For Barney

A four year old was at the paediatrician for a check up.  As the doctor looked down her ears with an otoscope, he asked, "Do you think I'll find Big Bird in here?" The little gir... read more..

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