Monthly Archive

2006

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1004 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
1979

Block Clock

Here's yet another neat clock.  The only drawback to this unique timepiece is that it displays the time in military format.  No big deal - it's always a good time to learn a new skill. (adsby... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4728

Goober Dieter

A goober was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks.  The next time read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2766

Ol' Spot

A group of country neighbors wanted to get together on a regular basis and socialize. As a result, about 10 couples formed a dinner club and agreed to meet for dinner at a different neighbors' house ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2222

Rough Landing

I can just imagine that the passengers on this flight clapped after the plane came to a stop - at least the ones who were still conscious. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4704

Anti Stress Diet

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds up during the day. BREAKFAST 1 grapefruit 1 slice whole-wheat toast 1 cup skim milk LUNCH sm read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2596

Crash Report

As he reviewed pilot crash reports, my Air Force military science professor stumbled upon this understated entry: "After catastrophic engine failure, I landed long. As I had no power, the landing gear... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2269

Fainting Goats

There's lots of fun to be had with farm animals - but perhaps none more than sneaking up on these fainting goats. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});   {g read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3566

Trouble At The Zoo

Three mischievous boys went to the zoo one day for an outing, since they had been at school all week. They decided to visit the elephant cage, but soon enough, they were picked up by a cop for caus... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3691

Towel Misunderstanding

One day a child at my four-year-old's Sunday school class told her classmates that she needed a 'damp towel.' Some of the other kids thought she said a naughty word and told on her.The teacher stepped... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4068

Looking For Barney

A four year old was at the paediatrician for a check up.  As the doctor looked down her ears with an otoscope, he asked, "Do you think I'll find Big Bird in here?" The little gir... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3165

Followers Fellowship

Even in the best of churches, you can find yourself lonely in the crowd if you don't have fellowship with other individual followers of Jesus. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20061015.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3722

Conch Sale

In a misguided burst of creativity, I installed a night-light in a conch shell I found on the beach. My wife took an instant dislike to it, and at the next yard sale it was the first thing she put out... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2272

Flying Puzzle

Here's a really fun and challenging puzzle to drag together.  It took me a while to get a handle on how to do this one, but once I did I certainly enjoyed it.  Thanks to Norma M. (from read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
14878

Paid To Worry

Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant.  Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started himself. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3805

A Dollar Per Point

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed their tests back in. The pro... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2640

Line Clock

Here's another fun clock. It's a unique timepiece for those of you who are very linear in nature. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4895

Time To Wave

From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands. "Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain. "I'v read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3171

An Offer That I Couldn't Refuse … But I Did

This week I was reminded of some gangster movies I had watched as a child. Every gangster movie I could remember had the same phrase, “I made him an offer he couldn’t refuse.” Th read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3239

Wireless Security

How to install a wireless security system:Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots ... a really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo maga... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3673

Write Like a Babylonian

I really like the the internet.  It has so many fun sites.  I was saying to my friend the other day, "I like fun sites." He is the kind of friend that will stick with you through read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
9394

Sports Injury

Giving a man his physical, a doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on his shins, so he asked,"Do you play hockey?""No""Do you play soccer?""No""Do you play any other physical sport?""Not at all. I... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2464

Unicycle Snow Chains

Ok, admittedly this link is not going to prove to be fun for many of you, but I couldn't resist featuring it.  I mean unicycles and snow? What is more fun to picture than that?  I hope read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5078

Goober Guess

This goober named Jed was walking down the road one day when he came across his friend, who was carrying a bag. Jed: "Hey Billy Joe, what you got in that bag?" Billy Joe: "In this... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3388

Exact Address

Torrential rainstorms were knocking down power lines all over town. That meant, as a customer service rep for the electric company, I was dispatching repairmen right and left.When one lineman called a... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4242

Goober at Interview

The executive was interviewing a young goober for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2979

PC Assets

My husband refused to learn how to operate a PC. I tried to get him to realize how important it is, since all our financial records are stored on disks."What if something happens to me?" I asked him. ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2382

Crazy Rabbit

Most rabbits like carrots. This one prefers cursors. Scroll down - you'll find him.  (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2340

Morning Coffee

This is how some of you are in the morning before your first coffee.  Keep in mind that Starbucks isn't the only solution.  There is also Tim Hortons eh! (adsbygoogle = wi read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4079

Things You Will Never Hear

Things you'll never hear a man say: 1) Here honey, you use the remote. 2) Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt?  That's one movie I gotta see! 3) While I'm up, can I get you anyth... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3130

Bus Fare

Before boarding a bus, a man asked the driver, "What is the fare to the train station?""Sixty cents," said the driver.The man raced alongside the bus until the next stop and then gasped, "What is the ... read more..