2006 - Monthly Archive - Results from #270

17 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2979

3 min read

Ol' Spot

A group of country neighbors wanted to get together on a regular basis and socialize. As a result, about 10 couples formed a dinner club and agreed to meet for dinner at a different neighbors' house ... read more..

17 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2417

<1min

Rough Landing

I can just imagine that the passengers on this flight clapped after the plane came to a stop - at least the ones who were still conscious. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ... read more..

16 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4994

<1min

Anti Stress Diet

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds up during the day. BREAKFAST 1 grapefruit 1 slice whole-wheat toast 1 cup skim milk LUNCH sm read more..

16 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2817

<1min

Crash Report

As he reviewed pilot crash reports, my Air Force military science professor stumbled upon this understated entry: "After catastrophic engine failure, I landed long. As I had no power, the landing gear... read more..

16 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2468

<1min

Fainting Goats

There's lots of fun to be had with farm animals - but perhaps none more than sneaking up on these fainting goats. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); {g read more..

15 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3792

<1min

Trouble At The Zoo

Three mischievous boys went to the zoo one day for an outing, since they had been at school all week. They decided to visit the elephant cage, but soon enough, they were picked up by a cop for caus... read more..

15 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3932

<1min

Towel Misunderstanding

One day a child at my four-year-old's Sunday school class told her classmates that she needed a 'damp towel.' Some of the other kids thought she said a naughty word and told on her.The teacher stepped... read more..

14 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4275

<1min

Looking For Barney

A four year old was at the paediatrician for a check up. As the doctor looked down her ears with an otoscope, he asked, "Do you think I'll find Big Bird in here?" The little gir... read more..

14 Oct

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3359

<1min

Followers Fellowship

Even in the best of churches, you can find yourself lonely in the crowd if you don't have fellowship with other individual followers of Jesus. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20061015.mp3{/audio}... read more..

14 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3940

<1min

Conch Sale

In a misguided burst of creativity, I installed a night-light in a conch shell I found on the beach. My wife took an instant dislike to it, and at the next yard sale it was the first thing she put out... read more..

14 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2459

<1min

Flying Puzzle

Here's a really fun and challenging puzzle to drag together. It took me a while to get a handle on how to do this one, but once I did I certainly enjoyed it. Thanks to Norma M. (from read more..

13 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

15261

<1min

Paid To Worry

Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started himself. read more..

13 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3996

<1min

A Dollar Per Point

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed their tests back in. The pro... read more..

13 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2834

<1min

Line Clock

Here's another fun clock. It's a unique timepiece for those of you who are very linear in nature. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ... read more..

12 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5055

<1min

Time To Wave

From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands. "Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain. "I'v read more..

An Offer That I Couldn't Refuse … But I Did

12 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3431

5 min read

An Offer That I Couldn't Refuse … But I Did

This week I was reminded of some gangster movies I had watched as a child. Every gangster movie I could remember had the same phrase, “I made him an offer he couldn’t refuse.” Th read more..

12 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3424

<1min

Wireless Security

How to install a wireless security system:Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots ... a really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo maga... read more..

12 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3884

<1min

Write Like a Babylonian

I really like the the internet. It has so many fun sites. I was saying to my friend the other day, "I like fun sites." He is the kind of friend that will stick with you through read more..

11 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

9605

<1min

Sports Injury

Giving a man his physical, a doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on his shins, so he asked,"Do you play hockey?""No""Do you play soccer?""No""Do you play any other physical sport?""Not at all. I... read more..

11 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2710

<1min

Unicycle Snow Chains

Ok, admittedly this link is not going to prove to be fun for many of you, but I couldn't resist featuring it. I mean unicycles and snow? What is more fun to picture than that? I hope read more..

10 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5253

<1min

Goober Guess

This goober named Jed was walking down the road one day when he came across his friend, who was carrying a bag. Jed: "Hey Billy Joe, what you got in that bag?" Billy Joe: "In this... read more..

10 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3589

<1min

Exact Address

Torrential rainstorms were knocking down power lines all over town. That meant, as a customer service rep for the electric company, I was dispatching repairmen right and left.When one lineman called a... read more..

09 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4429

<1min

Goober at Interview

The executive was interviewing a young goober for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, ... read more..

09 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3178

<1min

PC Assets

My husband refused to learn how to operate a PC. I tried to get him to realize how important it is, since all our financial records are stored on disks."What if something happens to me?" I asked him. ... read more..

09 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2576

<1min

Crazy Rabbit

Most rabbits like carrots. This one prefers cursors. Scroll down - you'll find him. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ... read more..

09 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2526

<1min

Morning Coffee

This is how some of you are in the morning before your first coffee. Keep in mind that Starbucks isn't the only solution. There is also Tim Hortons eh! (adsbygoogle = wi read more..

08 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4306

<1min

Things You Will Never Hear

Things you'll never hear a man say: 1) Here honey, you use the remote. 2) Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see! 3) While I'm up, can I get you anyth... read more..

08 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3320

<1min

Bus Fare

Before boarding a bus, a man asked the driver, "What is the fare to the train station?""Sixty cents," said the driver.The man raced alongside the bus until the next stop and then gasped, "What is the ... read more..

07 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4103

<1min

2 Bad Days

You're NOT having a bad day ... these people had bad days: 1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a specia read more..

07 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3163

<1min

Better Mouse Trap

Pest control is not for the faint of heart when it comes to dealing with mice and rats. Who wants to deal with the mess and gore of traps or glue or the risks of poison? Here's a better mo read more..