Monthly Archive

2006

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 998 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
A People for Jesus
Sermons
Pastor Tim
3612
<1min

A People for Jesus

There certainly is no end of opportunities, activities, and movements for followers of Jesus to get behind, but how can we tell which ones He wants us to be a part of?What kind of people does Jesus wa... read more..
How Gevernment Works
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4645
<1min

How Gevernment Works

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.  Congress said "someone may steal from it at night."  So they created a night watchman position and... read more..
Rose Plague
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3565
<1min

Rose Plague

An elderly parish priest was tending his garden near a convent when a passerby stopped to inquire after the priest's much-loved roses."Not bad," said the priest, "but they suffer from a disease peculi... read more..
A Lazy Man's Best Laid Plans Usually
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4750
5 min read

A Lazy Man's Best Laid Plans Usually

Last week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage left Yours Truly for another man. Actually, it was three little men n the grandsons. When it comes to grandsons, grandfathers haven’t a chanc read more..
Rodentially Clean
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4768
<1min

Rodentially Clean

Johnny, age 5, was being taught to be neat and clean and to pick up after himself.  One evening after taking his bath his mother asked him if he had picked up and taken care of his dirty clothes.... read more..
Kiss Good-bye
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3470
<1min

Kiss Good-bye

"Dad," a teenaged girl says, running into her father's den, "I'd like to kiss you good-bye before I go to school!""You're too late, honey. Your mother just did that two minutes ago, and I don't have a read more..
Shave Your Yeti
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4088
<1min

Shave Your Yeti

Ok, this seems really strange until you figure out what company is behind this. You might think it was Remmington Razors or maybe even Shick Razors but you'd be wrong.  BTW, no Yetis w read more..
Buying Shoes
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4920
<1min

Buying Shoes

A man walked into a shoe store, and tried on a pair of shoes."How do they feel?" asked the sales clerk."Well they feel a bit tight," replied the man.The assistant promptly bent dow... read more..
Job Impressions
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3302
<1min

Job Impressions

I had always talked about my job a lot at home, and my young daughter had always expressed great interest. So I thought it would be a treat for her to spend the day with me at the office. Since I want... read more..
Baseball Basics
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5132
<1min

Baseball Basics

At one point during a game, the baseball coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is?  What a team is?"The little boy nodded in the affirmative."... read more..
Snack Costs
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3290
<1min

Snack Costs

My friends and I had joined a weight-loss organization. At one meeting the instructor held up an apple and a candy bar. "What are the attributes of this apple," she asked, "and how do they relate to o... read more..
The never ending drive with family
Misc
2605
3 min read

The never ending drive with family

I just got back from a trip to Missouri for a funeral. My uncle passed away. My Uncle Leon Ammons was in the ministry for longer than I've been alive! He never stopped witnessing. The fu read more..
House Call
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5292
<1min

House Call

Old Dr. Carver still made house calls.  One afternoon he was called to the Tuttle house.  Mrs. Tuttle was in terrible pain.The doctor came out of the bedroom a minute after he'd gone in ... read more..
Nail Biting
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4065
<1min

Nail Biting

Most of us have a bad habit we are constantly trying to break. For me, it’s biting my fingernails. One day I told my husband about my latest solution: press-on nails. "Great Idea, Honey,” he smiled. ... read more..
Whale Speak
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5188
<1min

Whale Speak

An expert on whales was telling friends about some of the unusual findings he had made.  "For instance," he said, "some whales can communicate at a distance of 300 miles."&quo... read more..
Neighborhood Explosion
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3662
<1min

Neighborhood Explosion

The whole neighborhood shook from the explosion. As shopkeepers ran outside to see what happened, they spotted the pharmacist staggering out of his smoldering building.His white uniform was now scorch... read more..
In My Day
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4360
<1min

In My Day

A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon.  He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home.J... read more..
Signs That Old Age Might Be Creeping Up On You
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4637
<1min

Signs That Old Age Might Be Creeping Up On You

Your favorite section of the newspaper is "25 Years Ago Today."The parts that have arthritis are the parts where you feel best.A big evening with your friends is sitting around comparing living wills.... read more..
Our Blessed Hope
Sermons
Pastor Tim
3962
<1min

Our Blessed Hope

It’s sad that when the topic of Jesus’ second coming comes up so many jump on the timeline bandwagon. When they do too often what His return really means to us get’s lost in the dus... read more..
Cursor Annoyance
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2697
<1min

Cursor Annoyance

When you were little did you every have an elderly relative (ah, sweet memories of family holiday vacations) tweak your nose and claim to have it in their hand? Has a cat ever gotten your tongue? ... read more..
Hairy Eyeballs
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2640
<1min

Hairy Eyeballs

Remember that look you would get whenever whoever raised you saw you misbehave in a crowded room?  You know, the hairy eyeball!  It may have looked like the eyes below. Have some fun read more..
Elastic Walker
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2848
<1min

Elastic Walker

I have not always had the best balance.  This wasn't a problem when I was young because everyone expects you to fall when your age is in the single digits.  But now that I am in my 5th decade . . . we... read more..
Ink Fun
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2805
<1min

Ink Fun

Do you remember those ink blot sheets the district school nurse always showed you when you were suspended from school for being so disruptive in class?  No?  Maybe that was just me - but t read more..
$4,000 Hearing
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4920
<1min

$4,000 Hearing

An elderly man inquired of his wife about a recent, large expense."Well yes I bought this new hearing aid, dear." his wife replied."How much did it cost, dear?," he asked."Four thousand dollars," she ... read more..
A Good Haircut
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3376
<1min

A Good Haircut

Our supervisor recently made a casual comment about my shaggy mane of hair. He then went on to extol the virtues of a good haircut, which, he insisted, makes an elderly man look younger and a younger ... read more..
Like-Better Brain
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2720
<1min

Like-Better Brain

Do you know anyone who constantly stereotypes other people?  I do too.  People who stereotype others are all the same! Well, someone has been doing some stereotyping and they are ofte read more..
Transparent Desktops
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2789
<1min

Transparent Desktops

With a little imagination, a camera, some photo editing software (like Picasa), and too much time on your hands - you too can create a transparent image for your computer screen. In fact, why n read more..
Three Legged Chicken
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4253
<1min

Three Legged Chicken

   A man was driving along a rural road one day when he saw a three legged chicken.  He was amused enough to drive along side it for a while, as he was driving he noticed the chicken wa read more..
Confession
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7784
<1min

Confession

A young girl once confessed to her priest that she thought she was guilty of the sin of pride.She said, "When I look in the mirror, I think I am beautiful."The priest said, "That's ... read more..
Car Moving
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3326
<1min

Car Moving

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin snow plowing."Twenty minute... read more..
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