Monthly Archive

2007

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 795 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Games
Pastor Tim
49701

Color Game

Speaking of home decorating (What, you didn't just here me speaking of decorating?), it's hard enough to mix and match basic colors without tackling the subtle nuances of paint colors. So here is a f... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1986

Good Morning 02-12

"If God be for us, who can be against us?" Romans 8:31   Have you ever felt as if you were on a losing team? Not football etc. but to the game of life in which the penalties for b read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4260

Novice Immerser

The young son of a Baptist minister was in church one morning when he saw for the first time baptism by immersion.  He was greatly interested in it, and the next morning proceeded to baptize...&n... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3372

Return Policy

The store's policy on returns was prominently posted at every register as well as throughout the store. Every receipt also had the same information. A store credit would be given on all returns, but t... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3180

Love Psalm

David, moved by passion and love for God, wrote Psalm 138. This song reminds us of a number of things about God that can stir (or re-stir) our own passion for Him. Listen Online: {audio}podcas read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2110

Good Morning 02-11

SIXTH SUNDAY AFTER EPIPHANY   Jer. 17:5-8 1 Cor. 15:1-20 Luke 6:17-26 Psalm 1   In Jeremiah's message from the LORD in the OT lesson is a curse upon unbelievers but a blessing read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4862

Calling In Sick

Early one morning, my husband, who works in a funeral home, woke me, complaining of severe abdominal pains.  We rushed to the emergency room, where tests were performed to determine the source of... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2555

Shoebox Dolls

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a s... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2071

Good Morning 02-10

"And whether we be afflicted, it is for your consolation and salvation." 2 Corinthians 1:6   Never underestimate the tremendous influence you can wield through patient suffering f read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3248

Ski Wax

As a ski instructor, I sometimes tease my little pupils. Once I told seven year old Luke that if my skis were faster than his, it was because I'd waxed them with butter.The next morning his grandmothe... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
1896

Waves

What do you get when you combine ocean waves with fancy colors and too much time on your hand?  My guess is something pointless that is fun to watch for no long-term reason. Although, seeing these co... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1829

Good Morning 02-09

"Blessed are those servants, whom the LORD, when He cometh, shall find watching." - Luke 12:32-40   Christians should deeply love the Savior that they are constantly watching for read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4461

Get the Picture

Two weeks after my one-year-old's photo shoot, I returned to the studio to view the pictures on a color monitor.   The photographer started describing the merits of each photo, but as he w... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3184

Work Prayer

Confiding in a co-worker, I told her about a problem in our office and my fear that I would lose my job. She was concerned and said she would pray for me. I know she keeps a list of the ten people she... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2039

Tilt

Let's face it.  Life can be a challenge.  Some people take on so much they pretty well have to go full tilt all the time.  Others get hit by things out of the blue that throw off their equlibrium and ... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2049

Good Morning 02-08

"Forgive one another, even as God, for Christ's sake, hath forgiven you." Epheisans 4:25-32   Have you even received an overdue bill with this label, "Neither of us can a read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4609

Tourism Promotion

Traveling through New England, a motorist stopped for gas in a tiny village.  "What's this place called?" he asked the station attendant. "All depends," the native ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2824

Clunker Leak

As the owner of a clunker, I was used to dealing with a variety of car breakdowns. One day at the supermarket, just after I had filled my trunk with groceries, I noticed a stream of fluid pouring out ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4479

Garage Keys

The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone called 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew wha... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2167

Good Morning 02-07

"The LORD preserveth the sojourners; He relieveth the fatherless and widow." - Psalm 146:9   I hope you will take the time to read the whole chapter of 146 as to see how the Bible read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3020

Question and Answer

A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.On the paper there was a single line which simply said: "'Is this a question?' - Discuss."After a short time he wrote: "If that... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2263

Folding Chair

If you remember folding aluminum lawn chairs, you are getting old(er) like me.  Nowadays, lawn chairs are either plastic or fabric attached to a steel frame. I think the aluminum chairs we read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2384

Peugeot Parking

My son is going to go for his driving test soon and, of course, one of the hardest parts of the test is going to be the parking.  I think that this fun game from the Peugeot Web Site (although read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2116

Good Morning 02-07

"Jesus went to Nazareth, where He had been brought up, and on the Sabbath day He went into the synagogue, as was His custom and He stood up to read." - Luke 4:16   We are told th read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4753

Genius

A guy did system support in a law firm.  One day, he had to log a user off and then back on.  He entered her initials and then she gave me him her  password to log back on. Her p... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2838

Driving Worries

I decided to stop worrying about my teenage son's driving and take advantage of it.I got one of those bumper stickers that says "How's my driving?" and put a 900 number on it.At 50 cents a call, I've ... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2203

Good Morning 02-05

"Casting down imaginations, bringing into captivity every thought to the obedience of Christ." 2 Corinthians 10:1-5   What a man thinks about is important, for his character gradua read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3375

ATV Bungee Jumping

I have only ever had a passing desire to try bungee jumping.  Usually I am open to it only during the most calm and tranquil moments of life.  Otherwise, my common sense helps me remember that I don't... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4419

Tips For The Clueless

Some Tips for the Clueless If you're bidding on a job for UPS, don't send your bid by FedEx. If your computer says, "Printer out of Paper," this problem cannot be resolved by ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3577

Toilet Repair

Because I couldn't unplug the toilet with a plunger, I had to dismantle the entire fixture, no small feat for a non- plumber. Jammed inside the drain was a purple rubber dinosaur, which belonged to my... read more..