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Even the animals at the zoo knew Pastor Tim's tie was a fashion disaster. read more..

Taxpayers were not happy with how trustees were spending the education budget. ... read more..

In retrospect, perhaps using live electrical wire for Ben's swat toy wasn't the best of ideas. ... read more..

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And then you can ride inside. ... read more..

Overlooked a third time by the nominating committee, Mr. Moose and family decided to start their own church. ... read more..

After the service a young couple talked to the pastor about joining the church. I hadn't met the husband before, and I asked what church he was transferring from.After a short hesitation, he replied, ... read more..

The cat helped you pick this out for me didn't he. ... read more..

The cat helped you pick this out for me didn't he. ... read more..

Soon it will be time to call Parson Brown again. ... read more..

On second thought taking a weekend off for a marriage  conference might have been cheaper. ... read more..

Nate couldn't afford to have his windows tinted professionally. ... read more..

Morris' theory was you can't eat what you can't see. ... read more..

The woman Wisdom and the woman Folly both cry out from the highest part of the city.  After seeing which one is which, which one will you dine with? (Pastor Tim had a cold when preaching this se... read more..

Doubt and despair keep daily company with disciples. And why not? So much of life appears to be at odds with our calling. How shall we find water amid aridity, respect amid anxiety? Life seems to be c... read more..

Next year's Geo Storm model is a little underpowered. ... read more..

A Few Funny Clips from Newspapers. ... read more..

When my son graduated from high school, he had to give a speech.  He began by reading from his prepared text.  "I want to talk about my mother and the wonderful influence she has had on my life," he t... read more..

GOOD MORNING,  TODAY IS MARCH 18, 2011 "This was why the Jews were seeking all the more to kill Him, because not only was He breaking the Sabbath, but He was even calling God His own Father, making H... read more..

Former Minnesota governor, Jessie Ventura, had too much influence. ... read more..

My two daughters were having a discussion about family resemblance.  "I look like Mom," said my nine-year-old, "but I have Dad's eyes and Dad's lips."The six-year-old said, "And I look just like Dad, ... read more..

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At his 103rd birthday party, my grandfather was asked if he planned to be around for his 104th."I certainly do," he replied. "Statistics show that very few people die between the ages of 103 and 104."... read more..

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I've started paying for gas with my savings. ... read more..

Rest easy, your donuts are safe eh! ... read more..

In a shop, two men struck up a conversation. Just as one fellow said that his wife was getting carried away with her shopping, a brief power outage caused the lights to flicker overhead. 'That,' he... read more..

A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it.Rushing to the bottle, he pul... read more..

When cycles of sin and rebellion seem to roll over and over and over, there are things God's children can do that move Him to act. (Pastor Tim had a cold when preaching this sermon so sorry for the cr... read more..

A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a lake in a small boat. He noticed another man in a small boat open his tackle box and take out a mirror. Being curious the man rowed over and asked, "What... read more..