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Sunday greetings everyone. Cybersalt World Headquarters is a pretty noisy place this weekend as we enjoy some family time with two of our kids and their families. One of the things on the agenda is s... read more..

I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October ... I call it my jingle bell rock.... read more..

"There is of course no intellectual discipline which is more exacting than the discipline which makes it possible to enter into another person's point of view, whose antecedents and training and envir read more..

Man: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? Bystander: It's a girl. She's my daughter. Man: Oh, please forgive me, sir. I had no idea you were her ... read more..

Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City: The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump and I know what ya'll are thinking. I'm here ... read more..

**Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister. Yours sincerely, Arnold. Age 8, Nashville. **Dear Pastor, Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a good boy all w read more..

“One important dimension of prayer is finding your own ritual and your own routine. Just like Daniel, you need to find your open window toward Jerusalem.” - Mark Batterson... read more..

A very small, mousy man was hired as a bartender in the Old West. The saloon owner advised him, "If you ever hear that Big John is coming to town, drop everything and run for your life." The bartend... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I have good news and bad news. The good news is that many of you sent solutions and other fun sentences to the express the intent of the sentence you can speak but is impo... read more..

The police recently busted a man selling 'secret formula' tablets he claimed gave eternal youth. When going through their files they noticed it was the fifth time he was caught for committing this sa... read more..

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "I'll man the guns, you drive."... read more..

A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along, too close to the curb, and completely tore off th... read more..

I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink; turns out it was the refrigerator.... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. The rains have returned to Cybersalt World Headquarters as we enter into the season of our late fall and early winter storms that roll in off of the Pacific Ocean. This wee... read more..

I got pulled over in the HOV lane for driving alone. I said that due to social distancing, my passenger was in the car behind me!... read more..

Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending!"... read more..

In promulgating your esoteric cogitations or articulating your superficial sentimentalities, and amicable philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity. Let your con... read more..

"Humility is a strange flower; it grows best in winter weather, and under storms of affliction." - Samuel Rutherford read more..

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies," he responded. "Oh! Killing any?" she asked. "Yep, 3 males ... read more..

Aboard the USS TARAWA for six months, my brother Don posted a picture of his beloved truck in his locker. Since his fellow Marines had pictures of their girlfriends posted, they often ridiculed him f... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Cybersaltine J.J. Westberg is this week's winner of the "Spot Pastor Tim's Grammar Mistake" contest. Last week, I said I was "to" lazy for heating our home with wood, when ... read more..

"Mankind invented the atomic bomb, but no mouse would ever construct a mousetrap." - Albert Einstein read more..

Went shopping while hungry; now I'm the proud owner of aisle 6.... read more..

I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest is falling into your drawers!... read more..

This insurance company's contract with a government agency had just expired, and a technician fielded the call from an agency bureaucrat reminding him that he needed to destroy the agency-provided sof... read more..

Two youngsters were closely examining bathroom scales on display at the department store. "Have you ever seen one of these before?" one asked. "Yeah, my mom and dad have one," the other replied. "W... read more..

I don't have grey hair; I have wisdom highlights.... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone - and happy Canadian Thanksgiving, or as we call it up here in Canada, "Thanksgiving." Grandma Cybersalt have just returned, late at night, after a wonderful visit with... read more..

Thank You, GOD for everything I've experienced here on earth.Thank You for protecting me from the moment of my birth. And Thank You for the beauty around me everywhere,The gentle rain and glistening ... read more..

May your stuffing be tasty, May your holiday turkey be plump, May your potatoes ‘n gravy Have nary a lump, May your yams be delicious May your pie take the prize May your Holiday Dinner Stay off you... read more..