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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4686 - November 4, 2021

04 Nov

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4686 - November 4, 2021

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday - and a rare one at that because today is my birthday. My birthday has not fallen on a Chicken Thursday since 201... read more..

04 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - November 4, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a rare one at that because today is my birthday. My birthday has not fallen on a Chicken Thursday since 2010 and will not again until 2027! How old am I? Let's j... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4685 - October 31, 2021

31 Oct

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

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4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4685 - October 31, 2021

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone. The fire on the cargo ship off the coast of Cybersalt World Headquarters is out. All that is left is for the sal... read more..

31 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 31, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone. The fire on the cargo ship off the coast of Cybersalt World Headquarters is out. All that is left is for the salvage company to collect all the fridges and other cargo that... read more..

30 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

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Quote #2045

Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars. - Khalil Gibran... read more..

30 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

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One-Liner #1608

Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say, "Close enough."... read more..

30 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Isn't That Nice?

Two delicate flowers of Southern womanhood (one of whom was from Texas) were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion. The first woman, who was not from Texas, said, "When my f... read more..

30 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Personality Spill

I walked into a coffee shop to find the woman behind the counter with a bunch of sponges pinned to her uniform. "I'm assuming this is a costume, but just what are you supposed to be?" I asked. The w... read more..

30 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Treasures in Heaven

Old man Fielding, the miser, at last went to his reward and presented himself at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greeted him with appropriate solemnity and escorted him to his new abode. Walking past nu... read more..

28 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Changing Jobs

A salesman, tired of his job, gave it up to become a policeman. Several months later, a friend asked him how he liked his new role. "Well," he replied, "the pay is good and the hours aren't bad, b... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4684 - October 28, 2021

28 Oct

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

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4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4684 - October 28, 2021

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's new items are scattered and somewhat unrelated - much like my thoughts lately! If you have tried to visi... read more..

28 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

Cybersalt News - October 28, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's new items are scattered and somewhat unrelated - much like my thoughts lately! If you have tried to visit any of the pages on the Cybersalt.org site during the pas... read more..

27 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

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Quote #2044

Do not look where you fell. Look where you slipped. - African Proverb... read more..

27 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

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One-Liner #1607

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you'll get if you're able to "fall asleep right now."... read more..

27 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Gas Prices

Do you think a gallon of gas is expensive? Just put things a bit in perspective. Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 = $9.52 per gallon Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 = $10.00 per gallon Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 = $1... read more..

27 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Sponge Mistake

In the doctors office two patients are talking. "You know, I had an appendectomy last month and the doctor left a sponge in me by mistake." "A sponge!" exclaims the other. "And do you feel much pain... read more..

27 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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I Do?

A shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4683 - October 24, 2021

24 Oct

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

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5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4683 - October 24, 2021

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone. Cybersalt World Headquarters is a pretty noisy place this weekend as we enjoy some family time with two of our k... read more..

24 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

Cybersalt News - October 24, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone. Cybersalt World Headquarters is a pretty noisy place this weekend as we enjoy some family time with two of our kids and their families. One of the things on the agenda is s... read more..

23 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

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One-Liner #1606

I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October ... I call it my jingle bell rock.... read more..

23 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

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Quote #2043

"There is of course no intellectual discipline which is more exacting than the discipline which makes it possible to enter into another person's point of view, whose antecedents and training and envir read more..

23 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Bystander

Man: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? Bystander: It's a girl. She's my daughter. Man: Oh, please forgive me, sir. I had no idea you were her ... read more..

23 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Tarmacattack

Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City: The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump and I know what ya'll are thinking. I'm here ... read more..

23 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

Letters to Pastors

**Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister. Yours sincerely, Arnold. Age 8, Nashville. **Dear Pastor, Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a good boy all w read more..

21 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

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Quote #2042

“One important dimension of prayer is finding your own ritual and your own routine. Just like Daniel, you need to find your open window toward Jerusalem.” - Mark Batterson... read more..

21 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Big John

A very small, mousy man was hired as a bartender in the Old West. The saloon owner advised him, "If you ever hear that Big John is coming to town, drop everything and run for your life." The bartend... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4682 - October 21, 2021

21 Oct

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

39

4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4682 - October 21, 2021

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I have good news and bad news. The good news is that many of you sent solutions and other fun sentences to the express the intent of the sentence you c read more..

21 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

Cybersalt News - October 21, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I have good news and bad news. The good news is that many of you sent solutions and other fun sentences to the express the intent of the sentence you can speak but is impo... read more..

20 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Medical Fraud

The police recently busted a man selling 'secret formula' tablets he claimed gave eternal youth. When going through their files they noticed it was the fifth time he was caught for committing this sa... read more..

20 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Scales of War

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "I'll man the guns, you drive."... read more..