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January 2007

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Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5619

Street Name

"I'd like the number for Jennifer Smith in Richmond, Virginia," the young man said to the 411 operator. "There are multiple listings for Jennifer Smith in Richmond, Virginia,&quo read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4945

You and Your Boss: The Subtle Differences

If you take a long time, you're slow. But if your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. If you don't do it, you're lazy. But if your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. ... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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Good Morning 01-29

"For you are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them." - 2 Cor. 6:11-18   There was a lady who was asked who was the most honored guest she had ever e read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4519

Essay Woe

CleanLaugh list member Richard Killey sent me this real life school note dilemma in response to the above list of actual school excuse notes.  He wrote, Pastor Tim, Maybe you can use this one ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3055

Washing Settings

One day, a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?""It depen... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Deal with What's Wrong

Let's face it - some pretty awful things have been done in the name of Jesus.  It is true that not everyone who does things in the name of Jesus is really following Him (so of course all tr read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2026

Good Morning 01-28

THE FOURTH SUNDAY AFTER EPIPHANY   "This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it."   Jer. 1:4-19 1 Cor. 12: 3, 13:13 Luke 4:20-32 Psalm 36   read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3016

Baby Growth

Our first three babies, all girls, each weighed about seven pounds at birth. When our fourth arrived, he was much larger.After delivery, the medical team began testing and measuring my new son. The la... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2380

Personal Blimp

I have never understood the thinking of people who want to make cars that fly. Of course, I understand the coolness of making a car fly, just not the desire to make a world where cars fly.  We read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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Good Morning 01-27

"I have learned, in whatever state I am, in this to be content." - Phil. 4:10-23   When Paul wrote the words of this text, he was deprived of almost everything, except contentment read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4252

Strange Allergy

Because of an ear infection, my young son, Casey, had to go to the paediatrician. I was impressed with the way the doctor directed his comments and questions to my son. When he asked Casey, &quo... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2205

Good Morning 01-26

"...there came a man of God out of Judah...and he cried against the alter..and he gave a sign." - 1 Kings 13:1-10   There are thousands of anonymous people in the Scriptures that read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2207

Snowflakes

I live in the most temperate part of Canada.  We hardly get any snow in a normal winter.  However, from time to time we do get an amount that is exceptional for our area.  This loss o read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4634

Lawyer News

"I have good news and bad news," the defence attorney told his client. "First the bad news.  The blood test came back, and your DNA is an exact match with that found at the crim read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2900

Needle Manners

While I was working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her shot."NO! NO! N... read more..

Shirley Choat
Pastor Tim
2211

Good Morning 01-25

"My brethren, as believers in our glorious LORD Jesus Christ, don't show favoritism." - James 2:1   I imagine that most people would hate to be accused of racial bias. They li read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Top Ten Best Golf Caddie Remarks

#10 Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?" #9 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 read more..

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Pastor Tim
3990

Cherokee Language

A Cherokee Indian was a special guest at an elementary school. He talked to the children about his tribe and its traditions, then shared with them this fun fact: "There are no swear words in the Chero... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
1978

Toots Thielemans

When I was a kid I wanted to learn to play the guitar.  Logically, my mom signed me up for guitar lessons.  When the day of my first guitar lesson arrived, the teacher showed up with . . . read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4676

Top 10 Dog Pet Peeves About Humans

1.  Blaming your gas on me....  Not Funny 2.  Yelling at me for barking.  I am a dog you goober. 3.  Taking me for a walk then not letting me check stuff out.  Exa read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2029

Good Morning 01-24

".... pray for each other so that you may be healed." - James 5:16   This is to honor the Doctors we know. (you know who you are)   Before each operation I know there are Do read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2743

Cross Country Move

When we moved cross-country, my wife and I decided to drive both of our cars. Nathan, our eight-year-old, worriedly asked, "How will we keep from getting separated?""We'll drive slowly so that one car... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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Good Morning 01-23

"I have fought a good fight, I have finished my course, I have kept the faith." - 2 Timothy 4:7   All of us would like to have our loved ones reach a ripe old age, but that really read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Survivalist Training

A Scoutmaster was teaching his Boy Scouts about survival in the Alaskan wilderness. "What are the three most important things you should bring with you in case you get lost alone in the woods?... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2966

I'm Not Sure

When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, "I'm not sure.""Look in your underwear, Grandma," he advised. "Mine says I'm four to six."... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
1883

Lightness Demonstrations

A big thank-you to Norma M. (from my church) who saw this page, thought of me and sent its address to me to feature.   I have to admit, though, that any time someone from my church thinks read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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Good Morning 01-22

"And my God will meet all your needs according to His glorious riches in Christ Jesus." - Philippians 4:19   We can trust that God will always meet our needs. Whatever we need on read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4368

Shhhhhh!

A father had three very active boys. One summer evening, he was playing cops and robbers in the back yard after dinner. One of the boys "shot" his father and yelled, "Bang!  ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3191

Know The Law of the Land

Eventually, if we are presenting Jesus to others, opposition will arise from somewhere.  When this happens,  it's important to know the law of the land we are living in in order to tak read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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Good Morning 01-21

"SANCTITY OF LIFE SUNDAY"   "This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it."   Isaiah 49:15,16 Jeremiah 1:5 Luke 18:15-17 Psalm 139:13-15 read more..

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