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Tuesday last I awoke from my nightly slumber with terrific pain in my chest, much like an elephant break-dancing on my chest. It was painful just to breathe, but like the trooper I am, I shrugged it o... read more..

Robert Louis Stevenson once described a storm that caught a vessel off a rocky coast and threatened to drive it and its passengers to destruction. In the midst of the terror, one daring man, contrary ... read more..

"I'm going fishing."really means..."I'm going to go and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." "Woman driver."really means..."Someone who doesn't speed read more..

A kind-hearted motorist saw a man struggling to change a tire alongside the highway, and pulled over to see whether he could help. The man had a very red face, and a dark smear across it where he'd w... read more..

I am reading a book called "Why I Left the Contemporary Christian Music Movement". It is written by a former worship leader. I have to say it is very eye opening. It has revealed somethings, i woul... read more..

This one’s for "mamas" all over the world. Now you may BE a mama or be RELATED to one--and I THINK that means us all, so don’t tune out ’til I’m done talking...doesn&... read more..

One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, but he had on no scuba gear whatsoever. The diver went below another 20 ft, but the g... read more..

Two moose hunters from Texas are flown into a remote lake in Alaska. They have a good hunt, and both manage to get a large moose. When the plane returns to pick them up, the pilot looks at the animals... read more..

Happy Birthday! It's a phrase we all hear once each year as we celebrate another milestone on our journey. We hear it from family, friends and colleagues. We hear it in restaurants as the waiters and ... read more..

A lawyer had successfully handled a difficult law case for a wealthy friend. Following the happy outcome of the case, the friend and client called on the lawyer, expressed his appreciation of his wor... read more..

Today, my daughter and I refurbished her flower beds. You can imagine how they looked, having been left all winter. She began early this morning to pull out weeds. Later in the day, I began helping he... read more..

Two men are walking their dogs.  The first guy has a doberman, and the second guy has a chihuahua.  They walk down the street and stop at a restaurant. "Man, I could really go for a snack," says the ... read more..

During the course of being interviewed by the press, the noted doctor was asked by a reporter: "Doctor, did you ever make a serious mistake?""Yes, was the reply, "I once cured a millionaire in three v... read more..

This is Pastor Tim - ignore this blog entry.  I am testing something (well someone has to!)    ... read more..

A goober decides to try horseback riding, even though he has had no lessons or prior experience. He mounts the horse unassisted & the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a s... read more..

The rock group, Pink Floyd, have a song entitled, "Brick in the wall". The lyrics are simple. There is only one stanza that repeats itself. It goes like this: We don't need no education. We don't need... read more..

While I was serving as a chief master sergeant at Barksdale Air Force Base in Bossier City, La., my son and namesake was also serving there. His two month old son, whose name was the same as ours, wa... read more..

A key fault I have, and I can only talk about one fault at a time, is the tendency to get busy. I often find myself chasing my own tail. What I will do with it when I catch it is beyond my understandi... read more..

Harry came into the office an hour late for the third time in a week. "What's the story this time, Harry?" his boss asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change."Harry sighed, "Everyt... read more..

Here is the world's easiest test.  You should be able to get 100% on this one. 1.  How long did the hundred year war last? 2.  Which country makes Panama hats? 3.  From what ani... read more..

Reports, reports, reports--do you ever get weary of reports? We do welcome the good ones-- a clean bill of health, a child's great report card, an income tax refund. We cringe at the bad ones--a scary... read more..

Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something 'practical' for her birthday."Suppose we open a savings account for you?" mother suggested. Cathy was delighted."It's your account, darling,... read more..

The cartoon for the day really inspired this blog thought...We live in a world where monsters abide along side the rest of us..Men and women so warped they do the most heinous things to the most innoc... read more..

Well, the creative juices are churning again. :p I have began painting in Kincaid's room. I shooed everyone out of the house last night and got about 2 hours of work done. My idea is to pain... read more..

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow?  Only to become troubled and insecure? Is there anoth... read more..

How twisted man can be in following some of the most basic plans of God for life. Take marriage for example, there are endless examples of man missing the point and somehow ending up with absurdity. T... read more..

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At a certain time of day, early in the evening, I make sure the curtains on the windows in our living room are open. I don't want to miss the spectacle. Yes, right here in Ponoka, there's a grand spec... read more..

Man: "Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?"Bystander: "It's a girl; she's my daughter."Man: "Oh, please forgive me sir. I had no idea you were... read more..

A man took his little boy to the zoo for the very first time.  Each time they would see a new animal the little boy would ask, "What's that?" And each time the father would explain.  When th... read more..