Monthly Archive

August 2022

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Quote #2112
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2112

"The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost." -G. K. Chesterton read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4755 - August 18, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
114
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4755 - August 18, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Last night, I won the door prize at my Chamber of Commerce gathering - a $150 gift certificate to the beauty sal... read more..
Cybersalt News - Aug 18, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1125
<1min

Cybersalt News - Aug 18, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last night, I won the door prize at my Chamber of Commerce gathering - a $150 gift certificate to the beauty salon we were gathered at! Everybody had a good laugh, includin... read more..
Raise Refusal
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4208
<1min

Raise Refusal

For many years I worked as a receptionist and switchboard operator at a busy company. After a good annual review, my supervisor told me I was up for a raise, pending approval of the vice president. A... read more..
Nesting Ritual
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2632
<1min

Nesting Ritual

Once the new hive was done the bees had a house swarming party.... read more..
Friendship, Loving Others, Accepting Others
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2754
<1min

Friendship, Loving Others, Accepting Others

Teddy Bears make the best friends because . . . . They don't feel they need to tell you that you have bad breath They never borrow money They never beat you at checkers They don't ever complain wh... read more..
One-Liner #1675
One-liners
Susan Davis
1200
<1min

One-Liner #1675

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving; you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4754 - August 14, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4754 - August 14, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone. I attended the celebration of life for my business coach and friend yesterday, and let me tell you - it was so ... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 14, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1054
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 14, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. I attended the celebration of life for my business coach and friend yesterday, and let me tell you - it was so amazing that at the end of it I felt like I didn't want to h... read more..
Quote #2111
Quotes
Susan Davis
1416
<1min

Quote #2111

"My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana." - Rose (Betty White), The Golden Girls read more..
One-Liner #1674
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1674

We have enough youth ... how about a Fountain of Smart?... read more..
Preakness Weakness
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Preakness Weakness

Early in the race, a horse stumbled and landed on its side. After a number of tries the tumbled equine finally regained his footing, but when he tried to run to catch up to the field he found he coul... read more..
Self Perception, Aging, Reflection
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2719
<1min

Self Perception, Aging, Reflection

*A Look In the Mirror* Age 8: Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty. Age 15: Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty/Cheerleader or if she is PMS'in read more..
Boat 99
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5992
<1min

Boat 99

At a boat-rental concession, the manager went to the lake's edge and yelled through his megaphone, "Number 99, come in, please. Your time is up." Several minutes passed, but the boat didn't return. "B... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4753 - August 11, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
7 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4753 - August 11, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I found out today that things are going to be very different for the business side of Cybersalt when September r... read more..
Cybersalt News - Aug 11, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
982
2 min read

Cybersalt News - Aug 11, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I found out today that things are going to be very different for the business side of Cybersalt when September roles around. As you know, I've been enjoying having governme... read more..
Response Times
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Response Times

Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team's response times: "Since we installed our new satellite navigation system," bragged the first one, "we cut our eme... read more..
New Faith (New Deed)
Suneel Barkat
Rev. Suneel Barkat
1459
5 min read

New Faith (New Deed)

The book of Acts is one of my favorite books, I always feel an activity of the Holy Spirit through reading this book. This book is important for understanding early church history. Chapter 1, tells ab... read more..
Quote #2110
Quotes
Susan Davis
2709
<1min

Quote #2110

"Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer's day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of tim read more..
One-Liner #1673
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1673

When men are growing up and reading about Batman, Spiderman, and Superman, these are not fantasies - these are options. - Jerry Seinfeld... read more..
Not-So-Bright People
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
11231
4 min read

Not-So-Bright People

AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked "intellectual leadership".  He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligenc... read more..
Road to Profit
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Road to Profit

"How's Business?" asked the bystander. Said the street cleaner, "Things are picking up." read more..
Flattery
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5368
<1min

Flattery

I went to my bank to refinance a loan on my yacht. Making small talk with Susan, the loan officer, I told her that she was the main reason I came to that branch. Not even looking up from her paperwo... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4752 - August 7, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
120
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4752 - August 7, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone. I was laying in the backyard last night, picking weeds (not pushing daisies yet!), when my phone rang. It was R... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 7, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1042
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 7, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. I was laying in the backyard last night, picking weeds (not pushing daisies yet!), when my phone rang. It was Ray. Ray is an alcoholic. I hadn't heard from Ray in over a ... read more..
When Is It Okay to Be Snarly?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1827
4 min read

When Is It Okay to Be Snarly?

Normally, whatever normal means, I don’t get agitated by many things. I can keep my cool under the most bizarre circumstances. Nothing gets under my skin, and I can take everything with a grin. I can... read more..
Accommodating Request
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3850
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Accommodating Request

"I prefer adjoining rooms," said Tom sweetly. read more..
Cast Iron Purpose
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2876
2 min read

Cast Iron Purpose

I've learned to seek a message in some simple, homey ways, And I've found many lessons in the dreariest of days. So one day in my kitchen, I began to sing a song About the iron skillet that I've cooke... read more..
Parrot Skills
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4030
<1min

Parrot Skills

A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three identical parrots on a perch and said, "The parrot to the left costs $500." "Why does that parrot cost so much?" th... read more..
One-Liner #1672
One-liners
Susan Davis
1040
<1min

One-Liner #1672

My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are; but I laugh more.... read more..
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