Monthly Archive

September 2007

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 57 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Sermons
Pastor Tim
3768

Evidence of a Change Life

The evidence of a changed life is a changed life.  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20070923.mp3{/audio} read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
4089

Two Counsels

Where do you go when you need direction for life?  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20070930.mp3{/audio} read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1999

Good Morning 09-30

EIGHTEENTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST   Amos 8:4-7 1 Timothy 2:1-8 Luke 16:1-13 Psalm 113   Our most cherished treasure is revealed in the details of our daily life: our decisions, our read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3686

Eat Green Boxes

Your mission, should you chose to accept it, is pretty simple in this game.  Use the yellow box to eat the great boxes without touching the red boxes.  And, as Forrest Gump would say, "That's all I ha... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2238

Good Morning 09-28

"A word fitly spoken is like apples of gold in pictures of silver." - Proverbs 25:11   To speak the proper word at the proper time is indeed a work of art. I heard this several tim read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3442

Cinderella Question

The tax accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2704

V8 Chainsaw

More power, more power!  That's the cry of all real men everywhere as they look for new ways to accidentally remove fingers in industrial accidents. So forget about that traditional Stihl read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1994

Good Morning 09-27

"The LORD shall be my God and this stone, which I have set for a pillar, shall be God's house and of all that Thou shalt give me I will surely give the tenth unto Thee." - Gen. 28:21,22 read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3382

Prescription Check

An old man strode in to his doctors office and said, "Doc, my druggist said to tell you to change my prescription and to check the prescription you've been giving to Mrs. Smith.""Oh, he did, did he?" ... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2075

Good Morning 09-26

"Singing with grace in your hearts to the LORD." - Colossians 3:16   In God's house singing plays a prominent part. Music and song are among God's greatest gifts to man. He who ga read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2603

Cat Can

Curiosity may kill a cat, but just plain old ordinary cat living has its hazards too. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});   read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2200

Good Morning 09-25

"Now Moses said to Hobab son of Reuel, the Midianite, Moses' father-in-law, "We are setting out for the place about which the LORD said, 'I will give it to you.' Come with us and we will read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3120

Primative Tech Support

The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate:This "Fire Help." Me Groog.Me Lorto. Help. Fire not wor... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2116

Good Morning 09-24

"Thy kingdom come." - Matthew 6:10   The Second Petition of the LORD'S Prayer has been called the missionary petition. In this petition we pray not only that the Kindgom of God ma read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2000

Good Morning 09-23

SEVENTEENTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST   Exodus 32:7-14 1 Timothy 1:12-17 Luke 15:1-10 Psalm 51   How wonderful it is to know that each and every person has worth in God's sight. How g read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3022

Tree Trouble

Unexpected cold snaps had destroyed the buds on my father's young peach tree for two years in a row. This spring, Dad was ready. He replanted the sapling in a large box, mounted it on wheels, and put ... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2016

Good Morning 09-22

"Come, all you who are thirsty, come to the waters; and you who have no money, come, buy wine and milk without money and without cost." - Isaiah 55:1   This is one verse my grandf read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1873

Good Morning 09-21

"If any man be in Christ, he is a new creature." - 2 Corinthians 5:17   Faith in Jesus Christ is never without a renewing effect in the life of the believer. It shows him how to r read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3177

Fire Hose Fly

Here is another reason to be a fireman - making cars fly. It's also another reason to not have a barn fire on a lazy Saturday afternoon in Sheepjaw, New Mexico.  Victor Aerbos was admitted read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
10542

Car Fire

I had just pulled into a parking spot at the home improvement store when smoke and flames began pouring from under my hood. Frantic, I bolted into the store and ran up to the first clerk I saw. As luc... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2229

Good Morning 09-20

"Verily, I say unto you, inasmuch as you have done it unto one of the least of these My brethren, you have done it unto Me." - Matthew 25:40   How often have you said, "I must read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2304

Shopping Reaper

Here is just one more reason to avoid grocery shopping.  It's just easier and safer to order your food for home delivery. Of course, the grim reaper can find you at home too - it's just ni read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2175

Good Morning 09-19

"But the greatest of these is charity." - 1 Corinthians 13:13   I remember my grandfather saying: "Of all the texts in the Bible this is one which most of all I prefer to rea read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3423

Driving Flash

A man was driving down the road. He passed a traffic camera and saw it flash.Astounded that he had been caught speeding when he was doing the speed limit, he turned around and, going even slower, he p... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2437

Good Morning 09-18

"Martha received Him into her house. And she had a sister called Mary, which also sat at Jesus' feet and heard His Word." - Luke 10:38,39   Jesus was on His way to Bethany and was read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2820

Homework Problem

One of my third-graders came to school crying. "Jonathan's upset because he couldn't complete his math homework," his mother explained."Why's that?" I asked."Apparently," she said, "our computer doesn... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2142

Good Morning 09-17

"And this they did, not as we hoped, but first gave their own selves to the LORD and unto us by the will of God." - 2 Corinthians 8:5   For many years the question has been asked: read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2255

TP Commercial

Ok, this is perhaps more weird than fun, but the strange feeling it will give you in the head at the end will eventually begin to feel like fun.  Confused?  Good, now you are ready to watc read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3244

Pupil's Question

A young pupil asked, "Master, what is fate.""Ah, my son, it is what has brought great nations together. It has made the world a smaller place in which to live. It has inspired men of worth to work end... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2328

Good Morning 09-16

SIXTEENTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST   Proverbs 9:8-12 Philemon 1:7-17 Luke 14:25-33 Psalm 119:169-176   If you read the gospel lesson you found it filled with harsh words and demands. read more..

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