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Monthly Archive

September 2018

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 58 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
351

Cybersalt News - September 30, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! I've been so busy hanging wallpaper with my one arm that I totally forgot that this past Friday, September 28th, was the 20th Anniversary of Cybersalt! Some day I hope to ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1108

If This Is Autumn, What Was Summer?

I must confess that in the Parsonage there are times of confusion. It has nothing to do with age; it has everything to do with the human brain that is undernourished. The Gracious Mistress of the Par... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1934

Honesty

Serving as a Marine recruiter in western North Carolina, I found a young man who met all the requirements and was ready to enlist. I explained the importance of being truthful in the application, and ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2775

Rifle Tech Support

It was decided at Microsoft, during a brilliant brainstorming session, that military service would improve the skills and discipline of their finest technician. So off to boot camp he went. At the ri... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
866

Digital Praise

Big shout out to my fingers! I can always count on them.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
997

Quote #1763

"Arguing about God's existence, I hold, is like arguing about air. You may affirm that air exists, and I that it does not. But as we debate the point, we are both breathing air all the time." - Cor read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
765

One-liner #1322

Every Tom, Dick, and Harry is called John.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
358

Cybersalt News - September 27, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to subscriber M. Robertson who shared a chicken picture with me this week. I've added it to the Funny Pictures area of the Cybersalt site at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
1734

Chicken Valley

We might not get to eat this one! ... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
924

Font Off

Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here!"... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3486

Broken Lawnmower

When the power mower broke and wouldn't run, I kept hinting to my husband that he ought to get it fixed, but somehow the 'message' never sank in. Finally, I thought of a clever way to make my point. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1831

Foolishness

The two teenagers were arrested for disorderly conduct. The police sergeant told them they were entitled to a phone call. Sometime later a man entered the station and asked for them by name. The serg... read more..

Clean Jokes
3109

Car Ads

If the car ad claims these items, it really means: - rough condition = too bad to lie about - parts car = beyond repair - immaculate = recently washed - engine quiet = if you use 90-weight oi... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
985

Quote #1762

"Every generation of Christians has to learn that whining is an affront against God's sovereignty and goodness." - D. A. Carson read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
775

One-liner #1321

I didn't hear that!... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
727

Financial Tip Of The Week: Pay Attention

Enjoying a casual evening at home, reclining in my favorite easy chair reading, while the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage was chatting on the telephone. I seldom pay attention to phone conversation... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
354

Cybersalt News - September 23, 2018

Sunday greetings! I can neither confirm nor deny that I play Pokemon Go, but if I did I imagine that I might have more gifts to send than I have friends to send them too in that game. Also, and this ... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
759

Starch Mobile

My sister didn't believe that I could build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
802

Foolish Rage

On the Upper West Side lived a man who was a very militant atheist but he sent his son to Trinity School because, despite its Christian roots, it was a great school. After a month, the boy comes home ... read more..

Clean Jokes
3158

Women Drivers

(Don't judge a joke by its title.) Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
867

Quote #1761

"Parenting was much easier when I was raising my non-existent kids hypothetically." - Unknown read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
760

Curiosity Bang

There was once a small boy who banged a drum all day and loved every moment of it. He would not be quiet, no matter what anyone else said or did. Various attempts were made to do something about the c... read more..

Clean Jokes
3341

F1 - Help

My friend was on duty in the main computer lab on a quiet afternoon when he noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest, staring at the scr... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
747

One-liner #1320

She ran the gamut of emotions - from A to B.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3731

Ugliest Man in the World

One day, Hercules, Snow White and the Quazzimodo (Hunchback of Notre Dame) were standing around talking. Hercules spoke up and said, "I bet I am the strongest man in the world." Snow White then ... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1247

Drape Alternative

So grateful somebody invented window blinds or it would be curtains for all of us!... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
392

Cybersalt News - September 20, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!  ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
915

Quote #1760

"Spin cheerfully, not tearfully; He knows the way you plod. Spin carefully, spin prayerfully; but leave the thread to God." - Unknown read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
854

One-liner #1319

The solution makes the problem more difficult.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
371

Cybersalt News - September 16, 2018

Sunday greetings! Rev. James Snyder enjoys solving mysteries, but some of them he simply rejoices in. You can read, "Where’s Sherlock Holmes When You Need Him?" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/where... read more..

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