Monthly Archive

Sunday greetings everyone! I've been so busy hanging wallpaper with my one arm that I totally forgot that this past Friday, September 28th, was the 20th Anniversary of Cybersalt! Some day I hope to ... read more..

I must confess that in the Parsonage there are times of confusion. It has nothing to do with age; it has everything to do with the human brain that is undernourished. The Gracious Mistress of the Par... read more..

Serving as a Marine recruiter in western North Carolina, I found a young man who met all the requirements and was ready to enlist. I explained the importance of being truthful in the application, and ... read more..

It was decided at Microsoft, during a brilliant brainstorming session, that military service would improve the skills and discipline of their finest technician. So off to boot camp he went. At the ri... read more..

Big shout out to my fingers! I can always count on them.... read more..

"Arguing about God's existence, I hold, is like arguing about air. You may affirm that air exists, and I that it does not. But as we debate the point, we are both breathing air all the time." - Cor read more..

Every Tom, Dick, and Harry is called John.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to subscriber M. Robertson who shared a chicken picture with me this week. I've added it to the Funny Pictures area of the Cybersalt site at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-... read more..

We might not get to eat this one! ... read more..

Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here!"... read more..

When the power mower broke and wouldn't run, I kept hinting to my husband that he ought to get it fixed, but somehow the 'message' never sank in. Finally, I thought of a clever way to make my point. ... read more..

The two teenagers were arrested for disorderly conduct. The police sergeant told them they were entitled to a phone call. Sometime later a man entered the station and asked for them by name. The serg... read more..

If the car ad claims these items, it really means: - rough condition = too bad to lie about - parts car = beyond repair - immaculate = recently washed - engine quiet = if you use 90-weight oi... read more..

"Every generation of Christians has to learn that whining is an affront against God's sovereignty and goodness." - D. A. Carson read more..

I didn't hear that!... read more..

Enjoying a casual evening at home, reclining in my favorite easy chair reading, while the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage was chatting on the telephone. I seldom pay attention to phone conversation... read more..

Sunday greetings! I can neither confirm nor deny that I play Pokemon Go, but if I did I imagine that I might have more gifts to send than I have friends to send them too in that game. Also, and this ... read more..

My sister didn't believe that I could build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.... read more..

On the Upper West Side lived a man who was a very militant atheist but he sent his son to Trinity School because, despite its Christian roots, it was a great school. After a month, the boy comes home ... read more..

(Don't judge a joke by its title.) Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next read more..

"Parenting was much easier when I was raising my non-existent kids hypothetically." - Unknown read more..

There was once a small boy who banged a drum all day and loved every moment of it. He would not be quiet, no matter what anyone else said or did. Various attempts were made to do something about the c... read more..

My friend was on duty in the main computer lab on a quiet afternoon when he noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest, staring at the scr... read more..

She ran the gamut of emotions - from A to B.... read more..

One day, Hercules, Snow White and the Quazzimodo (Hunchback of Notre Dame) were standing around talking. Hercules spoke up and said, "I bet I am the strongest man in the world." Snow White then ... read more..

So grateful somebody invented window blinds or it would be curtains for all of us!... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!  ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

"Spin cheerfully, not tearfully; He knows the way you plod. Spin carefully, spin prayerfully; but leave the thread to God." - Unknown read more..

The solution makes the problem more difficult.... read more..

Sunday greetings! Rev. James Snyder enjoys solving mysteries, but some of them he simply rejoices in. You can read, "Where’s Sherlock Holmes When You Need Him?" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/where... read more..