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Monthly Archive

December 2004

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 57 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4074

Another Year and the Millennium is Well Underway

It has been a quiet week in the parsonage. The old year faded as the New Year silently slipped into the parsonage parlor. I don't know about anybody else, but I can't believe another year is under way... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2671

Moving Labels

Having moved 15 times during our 37-year marriage, my husband and I appreciate movers who take the time to label carefully boxes they pack for us.The accuracy of labels can make a huge difference when... read more..

Missions
Pastor Tim
7238

Tsunami News From Full Gospel Church of God in Tamilnadu

Dear Rev Tim, Greetings in the Precious Jesus Name You should have heard about the terrible earthquake and flooding which brought destruction, damage and death in our country. It seems that trouble ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3794

You Know You've Been Out of College Too Long When:

You Know You've Been Out of College Too Long When:* Your potted plants stay alive.* 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.* You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.* You car... read more..

Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
5252

Real Joy

"You will show the way of life, granting me the joy of your presence andthe pleasures of living with your forever."Psalm 16:11 (NLT) Our six year-old granddaughter, Brooke, loves to spe read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2320

Hunting Feedback

I love the outdoors, and because of my passion for hunting and fishing, my family eats a considerable amount of wild game.I guess they eat so much, in fact, that one evening as I set a platter of broi... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2488

You Know You Have A Bad Computer When

You Know You Have A Bad Computer When . . .10. The lower corner of screen has the words "etch a sketch" on it.9. When you insert a disk, it spits out a pack of cigarettes.8. You have to pedal it.7. Th... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3864

Gift Parrot

There was a man who travelled all around the world.Every city he stopped in he would buy something for his mother and send it to her.  On one such stop he found a parrot that spoke thirty differe... read more..

Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
5356

Church and State: The Separation Illusion

The goal of First Amendment was to protect religious expression, not restrict it. In the last 50 years, though, ?non-establishment? has been redefined as 'separation,? effectively amending the Constit... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2451

Penguin Breakdown

There was this truck driver who had to deliver five hundred penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving his truck through the desert, the truck breaks down. After waiting by the side of the road fo... read more..

Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
4697

Enter God

And having been warned in a dream not to go back to Herod, they returned to their country by another route.When they had gone, an angel of the Lord appeared to Joseph in a dream. ?Get up,? he said, 't... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3845

Job Application

This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment........and they hired him!  As what?1. NAME: Greg Bulmash 2. DESIRED POSITION: Reclining.&nbs... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4195

Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists)

1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says2. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted4. Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case5. S read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7148

Overworked

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked.The population of the US is 237 millio... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4358

Tips From Cowboys

~ Never squat with your spurs on!~ Never kick a fresh cow chip on a hot day.~ There's two theories to arguin' with a woman....Neither one works.~ Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew.Yo... read more..

Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
2916

The Christmas Rose!

I love roses...and I'm not particular--"just one red rose will do!"--any time of the year! This Christmas we celebrate the giving of a rose more beautiful than words can describe. God's gift... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3625

Scout's Letter Home

Dear Mom, Our scout master told us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried.  We are OK.  Only 2 of our tents and 4 sleeping bags got washed away.  Luckily, ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2296

Pain Cause

A little girl went up to her mother one day while holding her stomach saying, "Mommy, my stomach hurts."Her mother replied, "That's because it's empty, you have to put something into it!" She then pr... read more..

Barb's Mantle
Barbara Sanders
3248

Christmas Is In The Air!

For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.Luke 2:11  Everywhere you go, you get the feeling of Christmas coming. The highways are filled with shoppers... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3138

One-liners

1. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.2. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.3. Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?4. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.5. I s read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5098

Van Gogh Family Tree

After much careful research it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:His obnoxious brother..........................Please GoghHis dizzy aunt .......... read more..

The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
2732

The Promise of Christmas

Chaos reigned supreme. That's how it seemed as we rehearsed our Christmas play. The first rehearsal didn't really happen. The second one was only a bit better, and three quarters of the cast didn't ma... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2871

Funeral Bells

A minister well known for his beautiful singing voice came home visibly upset after consulting with a new widow about funeral plans for her recently deceased husband. His wife asked him what was wron... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3172

If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer

If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!If you needed a break from life, click on suspend... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2238

Wrapping Talk

A few days after Christmas last year, my six year old son and I were talking.He asked, "Mom, is there a Santa Claus?""Well, what do you think?" I asked him.He replied, "Well, my Playstation that I got... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3560

A Letter From College

A Letter from College:Dear Dad,$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$... read more..

Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
2853

The Why and The How Of Letting Go

Colossians 3:12-17"Bear with each other and forgive whatever grievances you may have against one another. Forgive as the Lord forgave you." vs 13  A few days ago I was listening to... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2275

Flower System

An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife's birthday and their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the date... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4397

Why Did God Give Rudolph a Red Nose?

This is the time of the year when churches give way to the Great White Way. I am referring, of course, to the annual Sunday school Christmas program. No church year is complete without this extravagan... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2470

Elf Pet Peeves

*Elf Pet Peeves*7. Toil for 364 days a year just to make children smile and no one gives a rip. Meanwhile, frolic around one day in some stupid outfit in February with a lousy bow and arrow and all read more..

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