Monthly Archive

2018

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 724 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Martha's Way vs. My Way #2
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4390
2 min read

Martha's Way vs. My Way #2

Martha's way: If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix me up" My way: If you over salt a dish whil... read more..
Who Is This?
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2882
<1min

Who Is This?

In chemistry, He turned water into wine.In biology, He was born without the normal conception.In physics, He disapproved the law of gravity when He ascended into heaven.In economics, He disapproved th... read more..
One-liner #1308
One-liners
Susan Davis
2233
<1min

One-liner #1308

Ever consider what dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! -... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4378 - August 9, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
101
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4378 - August 9, 2018

  Issue #4378                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!  ~ P read more..
Cybersalt News - August 9, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1216
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 9, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!  ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Produce Profit
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4216
<1min

Produce Profit

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober Two goobers who wanted to invest $100 they won in the lotte... read more..
Quote #1748
Quotes
Susan Davis
3879
<1min

Quote #1748

"Blowing out someone else's candle does not make yours shine any brighter." - Toby Mac #SpeakLife read more..
Synonym Challenge
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1901
<1min

Synonym Challenge

Just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out the pages are all blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.... read more..
One-liner #1307
One-liners
Susan Davis
1985
<1min

One-liner #1307

Laughter is the best medicine - unless you have diarrhea.... read more..
Selfless Dedication
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3110
<1min

Selfless Dedication

In a small town in America, there was a Doctor Brackett. He was known as the poor man's friend because he spent hours at the bedside of unfortunates and never ever took a fee from them. He lived in tw... read more..
Things You May Hear Just Before Unemployment
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4248
<1min

Things You May Hear Just Before Unemployment

- I don't know what we'll do without you, but we are going to try! - We told everyone you are leaving because of illness. The truth is I'm sick of you. - It's not that you aren't a responsible worke read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4377 - August 5, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4377 - August 5, 2018

  Issue #4377                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! It's the British Columbia Day long weekend h read more..
Cybersalt News - August 5, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1187
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 5, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! It's the British Columbia Day long weekend here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. This week, Rev. James Snyder reflects upon and muses about what he can and can't do anymor... read more..
I Never Thought I Could
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1975
4 min read

I Never Thought I Could

As a person gets older things change. By things, I am referring to my body. When I was young, I never gave a thought to what it would be like when I got old. I was too busy enjoying my being young. W... read more..
Quote #1747
Quotes
Susan Davis
2568
<1min

Quote #1747

"When you go through a trial, the sovereignty of God is the pillow upon which you lay your head." - C.H. Spurgeon read more..
"E" Equals
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2335
<1min

"E" Equals

Einstein developed a theory about space; and it was about time too.... read more..
From the Mouths of Children
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2680
<1min

From the Mouths of Children

"The only accidents are the ones you make in your pants." Ari K, age 7 "Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals." Donna Maria G, age 9 "Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and t read more..
Martha's Way vs My Way
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5861
3 min read

Martha's Way vs My Way

Martha's way #1: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. My way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone. For Pete's sake, you are probabl... read more..
One-liner #1306
One-liners
Susan Davis
2198
<1min

One-liner #1306

Anyone who goes to a psychoanalyst should have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4376 - August 2, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
135
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4376 - August 2, 2018

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We're thankful for the initial results from the Be a Billionaire fund raiser. We have been able to help 2 persecuted families with this month's rent, food, read more..
Cybersalt News - August 2, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1208
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 2, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We're thankful for the initial results from the Be a Billionaire fund raiser. We have been able to help 2 persecuted families with this month's rent, food, and some other k... read more..
Mini Dracula
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4878
2 min read

Mini Dracula

Before you read this PearlyGates item, I want to warn you that there is a word used in a manner within it that not all of you may appreciate. I myself, personally, do not think this joke is unclean bu... read more..
Conviction
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2581
<1min

Conviction

After a trial had been going on for three days, Harrison, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge's bench. "Your Honor, I would like to change my plea from 'innoce... read more..
Quote #1746
Quotes
Susan Davis
6428
<1min

Quote #1746

"The first gulp from the glass of natural sciences will make you an atheist, but at the bottom of the glass God is waiting for you." - Werner Heisenberg, father of Quantum Physics read more..
Fungi Finder
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1963
<1min

Fungi Finder

Says one hiker, "Dang, I can't find the device that helps me locate delicious mushrooms!" Responds his friend, "Oh no! You've lost your morel compass!"... read more..
Card Cover Up
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4400
<1min

Card Cover Up

A man entered a stationery store and asked the clerk for a birthday/anniversary card. The clerk replied, "We have birthday cards and we have anniversary cards. Why not take one of each?" The man sai... read more..
One-liner #1305
One-liners
Susan Davis
2007
<1min

One-liner #1305

Walkie-talkies neither walk nor talk; they should be called holdie-noisies.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4375 - July 29, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4375 - July 29, 2018

  Issue #4375                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Thanks to all the new "billionaires" who don read more..
Cybersalt News - July 29, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1337
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 29, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Thanks to all the new "billionaires" who donated to the "Be a Billionaire" fund raiser. You learn more and still donate to help persecuted Christians and receive worthless,... read more..
Complaint Box
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
3996
<1min

Complaint Box

On my tombstone, please write: "Not appreciating my puns was a grave mistake."... read more..
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