Monthly Archive

2005

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 957 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Sorry I'm Late Mom
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4745
<1min

Sorry I'm Late Mom

Late one Saturday evening, I was awakened by the ringing of my phone. In a sleepy grumpy voice I said hello. The party on the other end of the line paused for a moment before rushing breathlessly into... read more..
You Know It's Your Last Day At Work When…
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4341
<1min

You Know It's Your Last Day At Work When…

You Know It's Your Last Day At Work When...You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What's this?" you realize you just dropped the company's deposit in a mailbox.A woman comes into the ... read more..
Latest Blog Entries
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3408
2 min read

Latest Blog Entries

If you are a reader looking for the latest blog entries, you will find them on our new blogging system.? Just click a'subcategory in the left hand column, under the section you clicked to open this wi... read more..
My Dad
Misc
3569
<1min

My Dad

I am so glad the funeral is over for my father. My family is so hard to deal with. When i was with them they acted as if my mom is the only one grieving. I don't mean anything. I do not know i... read more..
Are You Marking Time by Your Stomach?
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
3818
4 min read

Are You Marking Time by Your Stomach?

My husband and I recently had coffee with some old friends. They are old in the sense that we have known them for a long time, but they are also old in age. They admitted they are starting to slow dow... read more..
Help Wanted
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5654
2 min read

Help Wanted

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window saying: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity ... read more..
Hair Mission
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3032
<1min

Hair Mission

In dire need of a beauty make-over, I went to my salon with a fashion magazine photo of a gorgeous, young, lustrous-haired model. I showed the stylist the trendy new cut I wanted and settled into the ... read more..
Confessions of a Chocoholic
Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
3777
3 min read

Confessions of a Chocoholic

I am a chocoholic. I know it, my friends know it, now YOU know it--and Choco Anonymous should be very happy with my complete confession. I've taken the first step on the road to recovery! OK, if you R... read more..
Inventions That Didn't Succeed
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5153
<1min

Inventions That Didn't Succeed

The waterproof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered flashlights Submarine screen doors A book on how to read Inflatable dart boards A dictionary index Powdered water Waterproof tea ... read more..
Universal Solvent
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5134
<1min

Universal Solvent

"The father was very proud when his son went off to college. He came to tour the school on Parents' Day and observed his son hard at work in the chemistry lab. "What are you working on?" he asked."A u read more..
Generally Boring Blogging stuff
Misc
2993
<1min

Generally Boring Blogging stuff

I have finally booked car wreckers to remove Ryan Orion from my forecourt. Just as well as the tax disc runs out this month. I wandered round St John's College this morning, surfed the internet and... read more..
Finding The Cat's Diary
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5905
<1min

Finding The Cat's Diary

Day 752 - My captors continue to haunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.  They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.  The only thing that keeps me going is... read more..
The Third Watch
Rev. Spence Laycock
Rev. Spence Laycock
4405
14 min read

The Third Watch

If you've ever worked shift work in a job that goes twenty four hours a day, then you've probably worked the Third Watch. This is the third shift of the day, the four to midnight shift that wraps up a... read more..
Mouth Surgery
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3638
<1min

Mouth Surgery

We were on our way to the hospital where our 16-year-old daughter was scheduled to undergo a tonsillectomy. During the ride we talked about how the procedure would be performed."Dad," our teenager ask... read more..
Bible Study
Misc
2936
<1min

Bible Study

Settling down to solid Bible Study & Prayer is getting difficult. Distractions, needless tasks, time slipping by? At times I get too sure of myself and try to be God's disciple in My Strength. A... read more..
No Small People
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
4063
6 min read

No Small People

Vaclav Havel, the president of the Czech Republic says: "We live in the postmodern world, where everything is possible and almost nothing is certain."Havel is not the first to have said it, but what m... read more..
Growing Up
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6350
<1min

Growing Up

While on recess duty at the elementary school where I teach, I was talking with several second-graders about what they wanted to be when they grew up. Rhonda said that she was planning to be a nun."Bu... read more..
Will To Remember
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5062
<1min

Will To Remember

A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the people mentioned in the will: "To you, my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well as good, I leave her the house and $2 millio... read more..
Small Town Justice
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5351
<1min

Small Town Justice

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man said, "I can explain." "Just be quiet!!!" snapped the officer.  "...or I'm going to... read more..
Being God's Helper
Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
5435
3 min read

Being God's Helper

Our daughter fell on the tile in her kitchen floor and dislocated her kneecap. In addition the ligaments securing the kneecap were torn. For two weeks her only means of walking was with cumbersome cru... read more..
Bob Hope Quotes
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4814
<1min

Bob Hope Quotes

Some memorable quotes from Bob Hope:ON TURNING 70 "You still chase women, but only downhill".ON TURNING 80 "That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing."ON TURNING 90 "You... read more..
Hey
Misc
2893
<1min

Hey

Long time no post. Another year older ? any wiser? Thank you to Karen & Ian who emailed me in my absence. I was asked the other day, ?What is the one most important fact about your faith?? Then... read more..
Just The Fax, M'am
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4547
5 min read

Just The Fax, M'am

For years, I smugly prided myself as a non-fax machine person. I felt it beneath my dignity to own such a technical contraption. The quill is more my style than a computer but, being practical, I relu... read more..
Seeing Eye Dog
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4645
<1min

Seeing Eye Dog

A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing eye dog one day. When they come to a busy intersection the dog ignores the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street and leads the blind ma... read more..
Oversensitive Reply
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3319
<1min

Oversensitive Reply

I was having trouble with the idea of turning 30 and was oversensitive to any signs of advancing age. When I found a prominent gray hair in my bangs, I pointed to my forehead. "Have you seen this?" I ... read more..
Be Filled With The Spirit
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
4366
9 min read

Be Filled With The Spirit

I did not win the Denomination Derby last year. Oh, I was out there competing. Well, not exactly competing....driving as fast as I could. I had won it the year previous and figured my car was running ... read more..
Actual Church Signs
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4855
2 min read

Actual Church Signs

Reported to be actual church signs.... 1. Free Trip to heaven. Details inside! 2. Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins. 3. Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here! 4. Hav... read more..
Testimony Night
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5210
<1min

Testimony Night

It was testimony night in the church. A lady got up and said, "We are living in a wicked land where sin is on every hand. I have had a terrible fight with the old devil all week."Whereupon her husba... read more..
Priest's Uniform
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5468
<1min

Priest's Uniform

A little boy, not accustomed to seeing a priest in his "work uniform" went up to the priest and asked, "Why do you dress so funny?".  The priest replied, "This is the uniform that I wear when I w... read more..
Forgetful?
Barb's Mantle
Barbara Sanders
5425
2 min read

Forgetful?

I am hardly ever at a loss for words. But, this week, I have been late getting out the newsletter simply because I have been unable to write an article to enclose here. Many subjects have run through ... read more..
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