Monthly Archive

2006

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Heads Up
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
4978
4 min read

Heads Up

The mass of bodies looks almost like a large boulder sitting in the midst of the white Antarctic landscape, but as the camera moves in it becomes obvious that it is a living thing ? a huddle of pengui... read more..
Backwoods Delivery
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4812
<1min

Backwoods Delivery

Deep in the backwoods, the goober's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.  Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed th... read more..
Excerpts From "A Cat's Guide To Human Beings"
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4003
3 min read

Excerpts From "A Cat's Guide To Human Beings"

1. Introduction: Why Do We Need Humans?So you've decided to get yourself a human being. In doing so, you've joined the millions of other cats who have acquired these strange and often frustrating crea read more..
Pop Rocks
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5413
<1min

Pop Rocks

Cassie was taking two of her Grandsons on their very first train ride from Dayton, Ohio to Washington, DC. A vendor came down the corridor selling Pop Rocks, something neither had ever seen before.&n... read more..
A Life That Is True
Joshua Goodling
Joshua Goodling
6122
6 min read

A Life That Is True

One Christmas, William Booth, founder of the Salvation Army, wanted to send a message of encouragement to his staff and volunteers. He chose a message of one word - "Others!" The meaning of life is su... read more..
Help Yourself Hear God
Sermons
Pastor Tim
3608
<1min

Help Yourself Hear God

Can you tell the difference between God's voice and the voice of your mind saying what it best pictures God would probably speak to you?  That's an important thing to know before you ca... read more..
Why Me, Lord?
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
6019
9 min read

Why Me, Lord?

In the mid 1930's an unlikely horse became a racing sensation. Its name was Sea biscuit and was the perfect hero for the depression era when so many people saw their dreams end up on the scrap pile. S... read more..
Accident and Interview
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4309
2 min read

Accident and Interview

Thorn was in a terrible accident at work.  He fell through a floor tile and ripped off both of his ears.  Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large ... read more..
Computer Career
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3133
<1min

Computer Career

Once I worked as an operator on an old IBM 370/Model 138 mainframe at a local college. My position had been reclassified to fall into a new area outside of the I/S staff. One day, my new supervisor ... read more..
Normally We Do ? But Not Today
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4544
5 min read

Normally We Do ? But Not Today

For a Christmas present, our children pulled their resources and gave the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly a marvelous little vacation in the eastern hills of Tennessee. Upon arrival... read more..
Airline Announcements
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5530
4 min read

Airline Announcements

Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or repor... read more..
Market Conditions
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3323
<1min

Market Conditions

The stockbroker's secretary answered his phone one morning. "I'm sorry," she said, "Mr. Bradford's on another line.""This is Mr. Ingram's office," the caller said. "We'd like to know if he's bullish o... read more..
Does Your Dog Bite?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4754
<1min

Does Your Dog Bite?

A man was standing on the curb reading a newspaper, A great big dog was curled up at his feet.  Another man came up and inquired, "Does your dog bite?" No replied the man with the paper The othe... read more..
Golf Discovery
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3201
<1min

Golf Discovery

A wife was getting tired of her husband golfing every Saturday, so she decided to go with him to see what the attraction was.His first drive of the day went into the rough, then his second shot bounc... read more..
Time and Space
Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
4355
3 min read

Time and Space

Now I'm not a rocket scientist and have no clue to the inner workings of science--I leave that to my husband, an organic chemistry professor--who can have your brain spinning as he lectures on the eno... read more..
Interesting thoughts
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3854
2 min read

Interesting thoughts

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. T... read more..
What's it Take?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3623
<1min

What's it Take?

"What do you have to do to become a doctor?" my six-year-old granddaughter once asked.Her dad, seeing an opportunity, said, "You have to do extremely well in school, take a lot of math and science, ge read more..
Wonders of Creation - Small Organism
Wonders of Creation
4771
4 min read

Wonders of Creation - Small Organism

There are many examples in Nature, of large organisms needing very small organisms to survive. Whales need krill, for example; yucca plants need the tiny grubs of yucca moths. Some spiny trees need an... read more..
Frugal - to save
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4450
<1min

Frugal - to save

Mary's fourth grade homework assignment was to make sentences using the words in her spelling list, along with the definition.  Coming across the word "frugal" in the list, she asked her father w... read more..
Notice
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3443
<1min

Notice

PLEASE NOTICE:You may have noticed the increased amount of notices for you to notice. Some of our notices have not been noticed. This is very noticeable. It has been noticed that the responses to the ... read more..
A Red Purse, an Orange Sweater and a Light that Must Shine
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
4906
4 min read

A Red Purse, an Orange Sweater and a Light that Must Shine

I recently read an article that was all about buying a red purse. No, it wasn't in a fashion magazine. The woman described how, as she bought it, she ridiculed herself ? ?You?ll never have the courage... read more..
Screaming patient
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4822
<1min

Screaming patient

A woman went to doctors the office.  She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.  An older d... read more..
Boat Rental
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3663
<1min

Boat Rental

A Scotsman, planning a trip to the Holy Land, was aghast when he found it would cost fifty dollars an hour to rent a boat on the Sea of Galilee. "Hoot mon," he said, "in Scotland it wouldna ha been mo... read more..
Grandpa's Day Out
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4902
<1min

Grandpa's Day Out

Grandpa's Day Out A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park... read more..
Jesus Says, "Follow Me"
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
5405
7 min read

Jesus Says, "Follow Me"

On Pentecost island in Vanuatu, there used to be a coming of age ritual similar to bungee jumping. In fact this is where bungee jumping originated. The elders built a tower from bamboo poles; and then... read more..
The Listening Church
Sermons
Pastor Tim
3889
<1min

The Listening Church

Listen to this message to see how a church can hear God's voice and learn what His will is for them both as individuals and as a congregation. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060115.... read more..
Early To Bed, Early To Rise, Makes A Man Want To Cry
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
6376
4 min read

Early To Bed, Early To Rise, Makes A Man Want To Cry

Any real accomplishment in life begins with a well-laid plan. My plans for Thursday were so well laid I had difficulty getting out of bed. However, this did not in the least bit worry me. For the las read more..
Hmmmm... Ham Sandwich
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8723
<1min

Hmmmm... Ham Sandwich

As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection.  A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun, crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard.  The corners of my jaw aching in anticipation... read more..
Taking Christ Out Of Christianity
Joshua Goodling
Joshua Goodling
5888
5 min read

Taking Christ Out Of Christianity

I've become quite fed up with a lot of people who claim to be Christians lately. It seems they want to force "Christianity" upon everyone in the world, and yet at the same time they themselves don't w... read more..
Here Kitty
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6111
<1min

Here Kitty

Once there was a man named Jim, who let his dog out to pee late one night.He watched some TV, and then remembered to let the dog back in.  When he opened the door, he was shocked at what he saw!&... read more..
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