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Monthly Archive

2022

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 533 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Susan Davis
0

Quote #2138

Sometimes you have to let go of the picture of what you thought life would be like to find joy in the story you are actually living. - Rachel Marie Martin... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
11

Cybersalt News - November 24, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt is still away and I'm still alive! Thanks to everyone who let me know that you could not watch Sunday's video share, "The World's Smallest Movie" - not b... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2576

To Choose or not to Choose, that is the Thanksgiving Quandary

The door to my office exploded as hundreds, at least it seemed that many to me, of children surrounded my desk. My defenses were down and the merry mob held me captive. Wisely, I decided to surrender ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5

I Don't Believe You

Heading into Target . . . . Wife: "All we need is milk and a loaf of bread. This will be Quick"  Me: "I don't believe you." Wife: "Why?!" Me: "Well, for starters you just grabbed a cart!"... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1682

Thankfulness

A Christian farmer spent the day in the city. In a restaurant for his meal, he sat near a group of young men. After he bowed his head to give thanks for his food, one of the young men thought he woul... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1768

Doctor Thanks

A man visiting a doctor says; Doctor I just dropped in to tell you how much I benefited from your treatment. The doctor replied, "But you are not one of my patients." The man said, "I know. But my u... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
15

Who's That?

My four-year-old handed me a drawing "What's this? I asked. "It's us," he replied I looked at it and I noticed an extra figure. "Who's that?" I asked. "That's the old woman who visits me," he s... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
14

Quote #2137

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. - John F. Kennedy... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4069

Where did I come from?

One day our Little niece Rita went up to her mother and asked, "Mom, where did I come from?" My sister in law stammered a bit, but finally got her composure. She thought it was time her daughter knew... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1292

Showing Off, Confusion, Communication

In the ascertainment of an excogitation of linguistic proclivity, one might ascribe to the mentation that a phratry exists in which some encyclopedists designedly cultivate a nonplussed ambience hypot... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1777

Ailment Pun

Of course, you know the one about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniacs. They lay awake every night wondering if there really is a dog.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
13

One-Liner #1699

"The city should hire the guy that salts the fries at McDonalds to do the roads!" - unknown read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
11

Cybersalt News - November 20, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt is away this week at a conference in Toronto and for another visit with our daughter and her family. So once again it's time to run that intermittent sci... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2090

Fred's Final Note

Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared t... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
15

Cybersalt News - November 17, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! On Sunday I reported that Pastor Suneel had found a house for him and his family to rent. That turned out to be short-lived for reasons of persecution and pressure put on h... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4996

You've Had Too Much Coffee When

1. You ski uphill. 2. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked. 3. You speed walk in your sleep. 4. You answer the door before people knock. 5. Juan Valdez has named his donkey after you. read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
15668

Air Pun

Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
17

Quote #2135

Don't search for the meaning of life. Simply be present for the people you love. - Maxime Lagacé... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1345

Shocked in Heaven

I was shocked, confused, bewilderedas I entered Heaven's door,Not by the beauty of it all,by the lights or its decor. But it was the folks in Heavenwho made me sputter and gasp--the thieves, the liar... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
23

One-Liner #1698

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. - George Carlin... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
20

Cybersalt News - November 13, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone! Thank you for praying for Pastor Suneel and family. They have found a house to rent and will be moving in a week's time. There is a new devotional from Rev. Suneel Barkat... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
13

One-Liner #1697

The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept. - George Carlin... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4236

Theory Testing Contest

*Winners of a Recent Theory Testing Contest* HONOURABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the English language is constant.  If omitted in one place, they turn up in another.  When a read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5193

Animal Crackers

When the mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers he had begged for, then he spread the animal-shaped crackers all over the kitchen counter. "What a... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1582

Aging, Elderly

It’s hard to say if its an urban legend or true. Just the same, the poem says what is true and so I’m including it in the list today. Thanks to list member “pmills6734” for sending it to me. When an ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
23

Quote #2134

"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose." - Dr. Seuss read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
23

Cybersalt News - November 10, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! After a longer than usual summer, we got some early snow at Cybersalt World Headquarters this week. It's all melted now, making it the best kind of snow! Rev. Suneel Barka... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
1820

Congratulations on 160 Years

A lawyer dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band. Saint Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says "Congratulations!" "Congratulations... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4483

Insurance Claims

These are from insurance forms in which drivers were asked to explain their disasters in the fewest words possible.*************************** Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and colli... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2112

Major League Negotiations

Baseball umpires want salary hikes. The response from the owners is, "Yikes! Can't afford increased pay." So the union does say, "Then our recourse is calling more strikes." -* Kirk Miller... read more..

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