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Getting Through the Longest Month of the Year

22 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

5596

5 min read

Getting Through the Longest Month of the Year

Some things in life seem like they will never end, they just drag on and on with no sign of running out of steam. Maybe it is simply me, but I find I have a limited amount of steam these days, par read more..

22 Jan

Shirley Choat

2427

2 min read

Good Morning 01-22

"For who makes you different from anyone else? What do you have that you did not receive?" This is a heart and memory searching question. It greets us at every point as we try to read more..

21 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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<1min

Windy Walk

So George goes out on a really windy night to walk over and visit his friend Sam, who is sick in bed. Several hours later, George drags his weary body into Sam's house and collapses on the couch."I te... read more..

21 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3200

<1min

Harmonica Medley

I think most people would have to spend back to back life sentences in prison to learn to play the harmonica this well. But Buddy Greene (as far as I know) didn't. (adsbygoogle = read more..

21 Jan

Shirley Choat

2491

2 min read

Good Morning 01-21

"Better is a dry morsel and quietness than a house full of sacrifices with strife." - Proverbs 17:1 The house full of strife of which the inspired writer was speaking was not kn read more..

20 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3660

<1min

Test Crash

As the test pilot climbed out of the experimental aircraft, having torn off the wings and tail in the crash landing, the crash truck arrived.A rescuer saw the bloodied pilot and asked, "What happened?... read more..

20 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

4914

<1min

The Place of Good Works

Do good works earn you anything from God? Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20070120.mp3{/audio} read more..

19 Jan

Shirley Choat

2490

2 min read

Good Morning 01-20

Isaiah 49:1-6 1 Cor. 1:1-9 John 1:29-41 Psalm 40:1-12 Jesus came to take away the sins of the world. This mission was assigned by God, accomplished by the Son of God, and revealed to Jo read more..

19 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3510

<1min

Mailbox Problem

A friend asked me to replace the rotted post that her mailbox sat on, but to save the beloved old box. I managed to extract all but one of the rusty nails in the bottom of the mailbox. To free the las... read more..

18 Jan

Shirley Choat

2308

2 min read

Good Morning 01-19

"Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in Thy sight, O LORD my strength and my Redeemer." - Psalm 19:14 This is the prayer of one who has read more..

18 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3495

<1min

Dog Dance

I don't know if anyone has ever said that dancing is for the dogs, but in this case they would have been right. Enjoy Carolyn Scott and Rookie dancing to Grease's "You're the One that I w read more..

18 Jan

Shirley Choat

2373

2 min read

Good Morning 01-18

"Therefore his sisters sent unto Him, saying, LORD, behold, he whom Thou lovest is sick." - John 11:3 We find it strange that Jesus had been an intimate friend of the family an read more..

17 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3502

2 min read

Gripe Comments

After every flight, pilots fill out a form (called a "gripe sheet," at some airlines) which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs... read more..

17 Jan

Shirley Choat

2407

2 min read

Good Morning 01-17

"So the spirit took me up and brought me into the inner court; and behold, the glory of the LORD filled the temple." - Ezekiel 43:5 When the tabernacle in the wilderness was com read more..

16 Jan

Shirley Choat

2461

2 min read

Good Morning 01-16

"I will praise Thee; for I am fearfully and wonderfully made. Marvelous are Thy works and that my soul knoweth right well." - Psalm 139:14 Epiphany places a tremendou read more..

15 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3397

2 min read

Filler

Here's a really fun game that has the same goal I had in college - to reach about 67%. The instructions on how to play are below. See how well you can do in the 5 minutes you have to pla read more..

14 Jan

Shirley Choat

Pastor Tim

2461

2 min read

Good Morning 01-15

This devotion is by request: It was my confirmation verse. "I beseech you, therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable read more..

14 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3249

<1min

Kitchen Help

The wife was busy frying eggs, when her husband came home. He walked into the kitchen and immediately started yelling. "CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL! MORE OIL! TURN THEM! TURN THEM NOW! WE NEED MORE OIL! THEY A... read more..

14 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3306

<1min

Aging Blues

With the passing of time new challenges come to life. There isn't much we can do about it but at least one thing we can do is laugh at our senior moments. Here's a fun song for senior citizens read more..

13 Jan

Shirley Choat

2643

2 min read

Good Morning 01-14

"Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you and persecute you." - Matthew 5:44 You might ask, &qu read more..

13 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

4702

<1min

Certainly Not Them!

Some people just give us the feeling that there is no hope for them in life. Others just rub us the wrong way and we can't even be bothered to hope for them. In both cases it's important to read more..

12 Jan

Shirley Choat

2548

2 min read

Good Morning 01-13

THE BAPTISM OF OUR LORD This is day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it. Isaiah 42:1-7 Acts 10:34-38 Matthew 3:13-17 Psalm 45:7-9 -Jesus' baptism marked the be read more..

12 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3249

<1min

Walk-in Scream

A woman went to a walk-in clinic, where she was seen by a young, new doctor. After about three minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant.She burst out, screaming as she ran... read more..

12 Jan

Shirley Choat

2503

2 min read

Good Morning 01-12

"We have not followed cunningly devised fables when we made known unto you the power and coming of our LORD Jesus Christ, but were eyewitnesses of His majesty." - 2 Peter 1:16 read more..

11 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3628

5 min read

Change is the Operative Word

I had just finished reading a good book and was putting it back onto the shelf when the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage came in the front door. The door slammed shut and I heard her declare, &l read more..

10 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3491

<1min

Failing Eyesight

An older lady was expecting a gentleman friend to call on her later in the day. She was nervous because her eyesight was failing and was afraid her friend might reject her because she was less than pe... read more..

09 Jan

Shirley Choat

2409

2 min read

Good Morning 01-10

"I came to the exiles who lived at Tel Abib near the Kebar River. And there, where they were living, I sat among them for seven day, overwhelmed." - Ezekiel 3:15 Ezekiel sat qu read more..

09 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3938

<1min

Human Tetris 5

Ok, this one had me laughing in tears towards the end. I think the fix was in for the blue team. But then again, controversy has always followed the human tetris sporting industry hasn't read more..

09 Jan

Shirley Choat

2145

2 min read

Good Morning 01-09

"And Nathanael said unto him, Can there any good thing come out of Nazareth?" - John 1:46 This question was asked by Nathanael, a man whom Jesus Himself described as being witho read more..

08 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3073

<1min

Window Seats

At the airport check-in counter, I overheard a woman ask for window seats for both herself and her husband.The clerk pointed out that this would prevent them from sitting together."Sweetie," the woman... read more..

Getting Through the Longest Month of the Year

Good Morning 01-22

Windy Walk

Harmonica Medley

Good Morning 01-21

Test Crash

The Place of Good Works

Good Morning 01-20

Mailbox Problem

Good Morning 01-19

Dog Dance

Good Morning 01-18

Gripe Comments

Good Morning 01-17

Good Morning 01-16

Filler

Good Morning 01-15

Kitchen Help

Aging Blues

Good Morning 01-14

Certainly Not Them!

Good Morning 01-13

Walk-in Scream

Good Morning 01-12

Change is the Operative Word

Failing Eyesight

Good Morning 01-10

Human Tetris 5

Good Morning 01-09

Window Seats

Laughs

Encouragement

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