Monthly Archive

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A Curious Christmas Conspiracy To Contemplate
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
5160
5 min read

A Curious Christmas Conspiracy To Contemplate

In light of the controversies swirling around the Christmas holiday, I have yet to see anybody raise a suspicious eyebrow toward one particular aspect of the Christmas season. Year after year, thi read more..
And The Scrooge Award Goes To . . .
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
5068
5 min read

And The Scrooge Award Goes To . . .

I never have to check the calendar to see if the Christmas season is approaching. As soon as the “season to be jolly” approaches all those jolly-challenged people begin their sniping. read more..
Good Morning 12-23
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2457
2 min read

Good Morning 12-23

FOURTH SUNDAY IN ADVENT This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it. Isaiah 7:10-17 Romans 1:1-7 Matthew 1:18-25 Psalm 24 Poor Joseph. The angel asks him to bre read more..
Good Morning 12-22
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2322
2 min read

Good Morning 12-22

"For we are His workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath before ordained that we should walk in them." - Ephesians 2:10   No one who is a Christian is read more..
Good Morning 12-21
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2428
2 min read

Good Morning 12-21

"Be not deceived; God is not mocked; for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap." - Galatians 6:7   Here we have an unchanging and unchangeable law. In nature we know tha read more..
Piedmont Doors
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3524
<1min

Piedmont Doors

We got lucky when we heard the old Piedmont Hotel in Atlanta was getting a face-lift and its beautiful maple doors became available for sale as salvage items. We bought several and had them installed ... read more..
Good Morning 12-20
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2476
2 min read

Good Morning 12-20

"Let him that thinketh he standeth take heed lest he fall." - 1 Corinthians 10:12   Greek mythology relates that the mother of Achilles dipped him, when an infant, into the Styx, read more..
Condiment Gallery
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3021
<1min

Condiment Gallery

  If you want to spice up your life the right condiment might jsut very well meet the need.  Here is quite the collection and buddy is looking for even more.  So get out there read more..
Good Morning 12-19
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2436
2 min read

Good Morning 12-19

"Who is he that condemneth? It is Christ that died, yea rather, that is risen again, who is even at the right hand of God, who also maketh intercession for us." - Romans 8:34   A read more..
Good Morning 12-18
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2535
2 min read

Good Morning 12-18

"Then fearing lest we should have fallen upon rocks, they cast four anchors out of the stern and wished for the day." - Acts 27:29   Paul, the prisoner, was being taken to Rome for read more..
The Night Before Finals
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3527
<1min

The Night Before Finals

'Twas the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute knowledge.Most were quite sleepy,But none touched their beds,While visions of essaysDanced in their h read more..
Good Morning 12-17
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2621
2 min read

Good Morning 12-17

"Sir, we would see Jesus." - John 12:21   It is not suprising that men want to see Jesus. There has never been anyone else like Jesus and no one has ever influenced the world as H read more..
Good Morning 12-16
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2587
2 min read

Good Morning 12-16

THIRD SUNDAY OF ADVENT   This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it.   Isaiah 35:1-10 James 5:7-10 Matthew 11:2-11 Psalm 146   When our hearts are s read more..
Actual Call Center Conversations
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3677
2 min read

Actual Call Center Conversations

Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries. Can you help?"Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?"Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Ce... read more..
Good Morning 12-15
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2556
2 min read

Good Morning 12-15

"The Son of Man is come to seek and to save that which was lost." - Luke 19:10   The Son of Man was Jesus' own preferred way of referring to Himself. He used this name no less tha read more..
How NOT to Decorate a Christmas Tree
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
5907
5 min read

How NOT to Decorate a Christmas Tree

At the center of our living room is our brilliantly decorated Christmas tree. Proudly poised in the corner of our living room this Noel-novelty did not get that way by accident although there were read more..
Good Morning 12-14
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2757
2 min read

Good Morning 12-14

"She hath done what she could." - Mark 14:8   Mary had done what she could for Jesus, so Jesus testified, when she poured the precious ointment on His head and feet. The LORD high read more..
Good Morning 12-13
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2344
2 min read

Good Morning 12-13

"When they had opened their treasures, they presented unto Him gifts; gold and frankincense and myrrh." - Matthew 2:11   Merchants have been reminding us for some time that only a ce read more..
Pink Humvees
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3311
<1min

Pink Humvees

Our division had to repaint our Humvees to a sand color for Desert Storm. The result was a pinkish hue, and the jokes began.One wag renamed us the Pink Panzer Division, but the best was the Humvee bum... read more..
Good Morning 12-12
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2441
2 min read

Good Morning 12-12

"Behold, I will send My messenger, and he shall prepare the way before Me." - Malachi 3:1   Through Malachi, the Prophet whose book closes the OT, the LORD gave a prophecy concern read more..
Car Cow Sale
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3510
2 min read

Car Cow Sale

A farmer went to town to buy a pickup truck that he saw advertised in the paper for a certain price. After telling the salesman which truck he wanted, they sat down to do the paperwork. The salesman h... read more..
Good Morning 12-11
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2249
2 min read

Good Morning 12-11

"Rejoice greatly, O daughter of Zion; shout, O daughter of Jerusalem; behold thy King cometh unto thee." - Zechariah 9:9 This Messianic prophecy was fulfilled when Jesus rode into Jeru read more..
Yiddish Speak
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3112
<1min

Yiddish Speak

During the first day of Hanukkah, two elderly Jewish men were sitting in a wonderful deli frequented almost exclusively by Jews in New York City. They were talking amongst themselves in Yiddish, the c... read more..
Good Morning 12-10
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2311
2 min read

Good Morning 12-10

"I will shake the nations, and the Desire of all nations shall come." - Haggai 2:7   We have here a Messianic prophecy, a promise of the Savior to come. Jesus Christ is referred t read more..
Good Morning 12-09
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2334
2 min read

Good Morning 12-09

SECOND SUNDAY IN ADVENT Isaiah 11:1-10 Romans 15:4-13 Matthew 3:1-12 Psalm 72   This is day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it. Imagine a stream of sinners flowing read more..
A Table For You
Christmas
Pastor Tim
4617
<1min

A Table For You

God has a lifetime of victories for us - even in the midst of much that may be against us.  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20071209.mp3{/audio}... read more..
Good Morning 12-08
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2245
2 min read

Good Morning 12-08

"They brought Daniel and cast him into the den of lions." Daniel 6:16   Daniel got into the lions' den because he continued his custom of praying before the open window. It is sti read more..
Good Morning 12-07
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2224
2 min read

Good Morning 12-07

"As I live, saith the LORD God, I have no pleasue in the death of the wicked, but that the wicked turn from his ways and live." - Exekiel 33:11   One of the most subtle devices of read more..
The Reason It's Called Black Friday
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4471
5 min read

The Reason It's Called Black Friday

I am sitting here nursing a black eye, several bruised ribs, a badly injured shin on each leg and a terribly compromised ego. I am blaming my wife entirely for the condition I am in right now, whi read more..
Good Morning 12-06
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2575
2 min read

Good Morning 12-06

"How wilt thou do in the swelling of Jordan?" - Jeremiah 12:5   Some people do not want to be reminded of the crossing of the river we call Death. They regard it as morbid to do s read more..
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