Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Charity Begins After Christmas
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
6747
2 min read

Charity Begins After Christmas

The return of December marks the season when many will observe Christmas with the trimming of a tree in their living room, the hanging of colourful lights around their homes, and the decorating of the... read more..
Fish In A Rain Barrel
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
7679
3 min read

Fish In A Rain Barrel

Last year our part of the world experienced a serious drought. To help with water conservation I set up a plastic rain barrel. This year, with the drought a distant memory, it has been nicely filled b... read more..
Welcome! Go Away.
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
5639
3 min read

Welcome! Go Away.

Recently, my wife planned a date night out for the two of us: dinner and then a concert featuring a jazz pianist she particularly enjoys. When the actual night arrived, we made the hour-long drive to ... read more..
Swerving Goober
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3364
<1min

Swerving Goober

A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the goober lady driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"The woman replied, "Oh officer, I'm so g... read more..
List Management
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3666
<1min

List Management

Here is the list member's response - which is today's CleanLaugh.First the explanation behind it. A list member, who recently asked for instructions on how to manage her Cybersalt list subscriptions ... read more..
Adopt Me
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
3081
2 min read

Adopt Me

The British Columbia Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (SPCA) has recently changed policies regarding the euthanizing of unwanted animals. They are no longer going to kill animals that ... read more..
Calling For Technical Support
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3590
<1min

Calling For Technical Support

Calling For Technical Support (sound familiar?)------------------------------ Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring.... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring...Ring... Ring... Ring... R... read more..
Vacuous Goober
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3533
<1min

Vacuous Goober

It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature."Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"The Goober thought for a time and the... read more..
Crow ala Truck
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
7166
2 min read

Crow ala Truck

The last while I have started a Wednesday Night tradition immediately following our mid-week prayer and Bible study meeting - garbage man. Just before leaving the church to go home, I grab the full ga... read more..
Shop Carefully
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
5059
3 min read

Shop Carefully

There are two things that you should not do if you see me in a supermarket. The first thing is get behind me in a checkout line. You can be most certain that the lady just before me is going to try to... read more..
Christmas Greetings 2001
News
Pastor Tim
6305
2 min read

Christmas Greetings 2001

Dear Cybersalt List Members, First of all, my apologies to those of you who are on more than one of my e-mail lists and will receive multiple copies of this message. I have no easy way to s... read more..
George Bush Texas Limo
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
7091
<1min

George Bush Texas Limo

Re-election benefit #43 - 4 more years of using the Texas Presidential Limo. ... read more..
Not In The Cards
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
5889
2 min read

Not In The Cards

I once heard a comedian express the following commentary about psychic hotlines: "If these psychics are so good then why do they have to ask what your credit card number is? Shouldn't they just know?"... read more..
George Bush Air Force One
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4322
<1min

George Bush Air Force One

Re-election Benefit #65 - 4 more years of using the reconfigured Air Force One. (click here for another perk) ... read more..
Air Force One
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4681
<1min

Air Force One

Yes, George W. has been making a few changes! ... read more..
From One Generation to Another
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
3208
2 min read

From One Generation to Another

This November I am turning 36. That means I was born in 1965. According to many that also means that my generation has had no defining moment. I disagree. We may have had no Pearl Harbor, but we did... read more..
September 11 Update
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4098
<1min

September 11 Update

Dear Cybersalt.org List Members, All Cybersalt.org lists will continue to be silent tomorrow, Friday, September 14, to observe America and Canada's National Day of mourning following the attack on Ame... read more..
Day Of Mourning
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4065
<1min

Day Of Mourning

In response and reaction to today's events in New York City, all Cybersalt.org e-mail groups will be observing a day of silence and mourning tomorrow, September, 12, 2001. ". . . . .a time to weep an... read more..
New Socks
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
7389
2 min read

New Socks

The other day I decided to treat myself to something I had been saving for a long time - a new pair of socks. Some time ago after making a large new sock purchase, I buried away in the back of a draw... read more..
Too Good To Be True
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
3683
2 min read

Too Good To Be True

Pssst, buddy, want to buy a watch? Some offers just seem too good to be true. At least that's what Glen and Gloria Sims, of Turnersville, New Jersey thought. Back in June they received a phone call i... read more..
Obstacle Illusions
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
2888
2 min read

Obstacle Illusions

The return of summer has also meant the return of an interesting phenomenon at a beach near where I live. On the hottest summer days, light traveling from nearby ocean-going freighters is refracted ba... read more..
Open Your Own Gift
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
3156
3 min read

Open Your Own Gift

This week I heard of as awkward and frightening a situation that any man could face - pinch hitting for an expectant mom at a baby shower. You see, down in Florida there is a work place that had plan... read more..
Fly Me to the Moon
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
6348
2 min read

Fly Me to the Moon

My hat is off to Dennis Tito! Mr. Tito is the California, mega-millionaire type who recently became the first earthling to take a vacation that was truly and literally out of this world. For a mere 2... read more..
Move Closer
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
6249
2 min read

Move Closer

In one of the gardens in my backyard, I have a flowerbed with poppies growing in it. (No, not that kind of poppy) I don't even plant them now because each fall they reseed themselves. When spring come... read more..
Time To Twinkle
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
6986
2 min read

Time To Twinkle

Just over a week ago, from the time of my writing this, I experienced the strongest local earthquake that has occurred since my moving to Canada's shaky left coast four and a half years ago. When it ... read more..
Worldwide Revival
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
6280
2 min read

Worldwide Revival

Recently, after the purchase of a "new to us" TV, my family and I can now watch a local station which features Christian content. It has been an interesting addition to my regular cue of channels to s... read more..
Driver's Seat
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
6946
2 min read

Driver's Seat

Recently, while recovering from a brief period of being under the weather, I let my wife drive on a trip to her sister's house. Like most men, I prefer to steer when we travel together. It has nothing... read more..
Y2 Ho Hum
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
6469
2 min read

Y2 Ho Hum

Y2 Ho Hum By the time you read this, we will all know whether or not great catastrophe will have come upon the world at the stroke of midnight on New Years Eve. Sound familiar? It should. It seems li... read more..
Endless Government - No More Elections
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
6324
2 min read

Endless Government - No More Elections

Endless Government - No More Elections (I wrote this for my denomination's national prayer guide in mid November for publication in December. Therefore, I have left the text as is for effect. I know ... read more..
Two Times Zero Is Still Empty
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
6250
2 min read

Two Times Zero Is Still Empty

Two Times Zero Is Still Empty Victoria, British Columbia, where I live, is the only city in Canada using double-decker buses in regular transit service. That's right; true to it's claim of being the ... read more..
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