Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23134 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Grocery Getter
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2785
<1min

Grocery Getter

Cereal killer caught while cashing victim's Chex.... read more..
One-Liner #1786
One-liners
Susan Davis
1235
<1min

One-Liner #1786

When you die, people cry and beg for you to come back but when you do, there's the running and the screaming...... read more..
Amateur Photographer
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5921
<1min

Amateur Photographer

An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends, and he took along a few pictures to show to them. The hostess looked at the photos and commented, "These are very good! You must have a goo... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4866 - November 16, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
116
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4866 - November 16, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt is still away and I am still keeping myself alive at home. I haven't even needed to go to McDo... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 16, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1170
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 16, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt is still away and I am still keeping myself alive at home. I haven't even needed to go to McDonalds yet! Speaking of which, today's video share is a... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 12, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1096
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 12, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Today marks the beginning of repeating a science experiment to see if I can keep myself alive for a week while Grandma Cybersalt is away at 2 conferences. Fortunately, Cos... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4865 - November 12, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
122
7 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4865 - November 12, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! Today marks the beginning of repeating a science experiment to see if I can keep myself alive for a week while ... read more..
Oh, Memory, How I Miss Thee
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1561
4 min read

Oh, Memory, How I Miss Thee

Driving home from a luncheon with friends, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage asked me a stunning question. She is a specialist regarding questions I can’t answer. I am trying to evade her questi... read more..
Quote #2220
Quotes
Susan Davis
1173
<1min

Quote #2220

"In all my years of pastoring, I have learned this lesson: A person's spiritual maturity is not truly visible until they DON'T get their way. Then you see the real person." - Erik Reed read more..
One-Liner #1785
One-liners
Susan Davis
1091
<1min

One-Liner #1785

When you think about the vastness of space and how enormous our galaxy is and how big our planet is and how small we are, I'm not really eating all that much cheese.... read more..
Little Bars of Soap
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5519
5 min read

Little Bars of Soap

The following is actual correspondence between a London hotel's staff and one of its guests. The London hotel involved submitted this to the Sunday Times. No name was mentioned. WHAT TO DO WITH ... read more..
Census Names
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3749
<1min

Census Names

Census Taker: "How many children do you have?" Woman: "Four." Census Taker: "May I have their names, please?" Woman: "Eenee, Meenee, Minee and Frank." Census Taker: "Okay, that's fine. But may I a... read more..
Not Knowing All the Words
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2709
<1min

Not Knowing All the Words

While walking through the woods one day, I was surprised to hear a child's voice. I followed the sound, trying in vain to understand the child's words. When I spotted a boy perched on a rock, I realiz... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4864 - November 9, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
144
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4864 - November 9, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Sometimes the trip to the airport is exciting and other times it is sad. This week's trip was a sad one as we sa... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 9, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1095
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 9, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Sometimes the trip to the airport is exciting and other times it is sad. This week's trip was a sad one as we said bye to our eldest daughter and her son after a great week... read more..
The Hokey Pokey
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4946
<1min

The Hokey Pokey

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man th... read more..
Buffalo Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
9179
<1min

Buffalo Pun

What did the mama buffalo say to the son buffalo when he went off to college? "Bison."... read more..
Parenting, Children, Sacrifice
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2492
<1min

Parenting, Children, Sacrifice

Two kids are talking to each other. One says, "I'm really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food. My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I'm w... read more..
Goober Ring
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4568
<1min

Goober Ring

Passing an office building late one night, a Goober saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman." She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs. The ... read more..
Quote #2219
Quotes
Susan Davis
1070
<1min

Quote #2219

"Accept that life produces more relationships than you can nurture, [and] activities than you can keep up with." - Dr. Henry Cloud read more..
One-Liner #1784
One-liners
Susan Davis
1069
<1min

One-Liner #1784

Due to inflation you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 5, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - November 5, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! I turned 58 yesterday. It was a wonderful day of celebrating with Grandma Cybersalt, our 3 kids and two of their spouses (Alyssa's husband Matt is away on a one month mili... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4863 - November 5, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4863 - November 5, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! I turned 58 yesterday. It was a wonderful day of celebrating with Grandma Cybersalt, our 3 kids and two of thei... read more..
Why Do Some Cute Babies Grow Up Ugly
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1803
4 min read

Why Do Some Cute Babies Grow Up Ugly

Our second great grand baby was born at the end of last year. Since then, it has been a delight to watch her grow. I will not say she is the cutest baby in the world, but I haven't met any cuter. She... read more..
Quote #2218
Quotes
Susan Davis
949
<1min

Quote #2218

If you're a giver, remember to learn your limits - because takers don't have any. - Unknown... read more..
One-Liner #1783
One-liners
Susan Davis
1080
<1min

One-Liner #1783

Deep thought of the day: When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.... read more..
Chicken Cannon
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5415
<1min

Chicken Cannon

TRUE STORY!!!! It Does Take a Rocket Scientist Scientists at NASA developed a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airlines, military jets, and the space shuttle.  The... read more..
Bible Pun 1
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2848
<1min

Bible Pun 1

A little boy from Minneapolis came home from Sunday school with a frown on his face. "I'm not going back there anymore," he announced with finality. "I don't like the Bible they keep teaching us." "... read more..
Good Samaritans
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2464
<1min

Good Samaritans

Walking through a rough part of the city one night, two social workers heard moans and groans and muted cries for help coming from an alley. Walking toward the sound, they found a semi-conscious man. ... read more..
I Don’t Believe in Superstition…But
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1332
4 min read

I Don’t Believe in Superstition…But

I don’t believe in any of the superstitious nonsense that seems to be going around these days. Some people have a fear of numbers like 13 and 666. What in the world does a number have to do with anyth... read more..
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