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Quote 1841
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote 1841

"LORD, calm my anxious heart and the urgent demand for quick results. Help me to wait on you, trusting that your timing is perfect." - unknown read more..
Thanks Honey
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1832
<1min

Thanks Honey

CYCLOPS: How do you spell Hawaii? WIFE: [biting lip] well ... you need 2 i's CYCLOPS: [puts pen down] My life is just a joke to you, isn't it Linda.... read more..
Cat Chiropractor
Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
3307
<1min

Cat Chiropractor

The chiropractor really had FiFi feeling loose! ... read more..
And Then, There It Was
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1835
4 min read

And Then, There It Was

It is not that I do not like to travel; I just don’t like to leave home. I am quite comfortable at home where I have everything I need within easy reach. Sometimes I have to travel to a conference or... read more..
One-liner #1400
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-liner #1400

Competition for the apathy prize is keen!... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4473 - August 1, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4473 - August 1, 2019

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and happy August everyone! I was on the BubbleShooter game page this week and noticed that in order to play you now have to click to allow "flash" to be ru read more..
Cybersalt News - August 1, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1336
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 1, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Cybersalt World Headquarters is abuzz as my best friend from childhood, his wife, and three of their children have arrived for a nine day visit. I have no idea how I can&nb... read more..
Children Grieving
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4572
<1min

Children Grieving

Little Benny and his daddy were standing in front of the lion's cage at the zoo. Benny's father was explaining how ferocious and strong lions are, and Benny was taking it all in with a serious expres... read more..
Quote #1840
Quotes
Susan Davis
2330
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Quote #1840

"Sometimes the grass is greener on the other side because it's fake." - David "Avocado" Wolfe read more..
Rail Nap
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1990
<1min

Rail Nap

"I shouldn't sleep on railroad tracks," said Tom, beside himself. read more..
Long Living
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5036
<1min

Long Living

A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning. The grandson did this religiously and... read more..
Job Security
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2833
<1min

Job Security

A newspaper writer, after working for 17 long years, was finally granted two months leave, during which time he would be fully paid. However, he turned down his boss' kind offer. The boss asked, "Why... read more..
One-liner #1399
One-liners
Susan Davis
1688
<1min

One-liner #1399

I used to be conceited, but now I am perfect.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4472 - July 28, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4472 - July 28, 2019

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. This week Rev. James Snyder remembers a lost friend and the many stories he would tell. You can read "Did I Tell You The Story…?" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods- read more..
Cybersalt News - July 28, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - July 28, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone. This week Rev. James Snyder remembers a lost friend and the many stories he would tell. You can read "Did I Tell You The Story…?" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/did-i-tel... read more..
Did I Tell You The Story…?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1861
4 min read

Did I Tell You The Story…?

I was having a rather down day recently. You know how it is; you are going along 100 miles an hour and finally you crash. I was experiencing one of those reality crashes. Reclining in my chair, drink... read more..
Quote #1839
Quotes
Susan Davis
2280
<1min

Quote #1839

"Observed duties maintain our credit; but secret duties maintain our life." - John Flavel read more..
Shy of a Helmet
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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<1min

Shy of a Helmet

"I keep banging my head on things," Tom said bashfully. read more..
Fishing Wife
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5163
<1min

Fishing Wife

"So, what's the matter?" asked one woman of her friend over coffee. "I thought you just got back from a nice relaxing fishing trip with your husband." "Oh, everything went wrong," the second woman an read more..
Contribution
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Contribution

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution. "Great ... read more..
One-liner #1398
One-liners
Susan Davis
1633
<1min

One-liner #1398

As long as I live, I will never forget what's-her-name.... read more..
Express Desire
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2230
<1min

Express Desire

A pastor in Central Illinois went to the railroad depot everyday to watch the express train go by. People from his church noticed this and we're concerned about him. Finally the head of the church b... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4471 - July 25, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
102
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4471 - July 25, 2019

  Issue #4471                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last week I shared a riddle I've been experi read more..
Cybersalt News - July 25, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1201
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 25, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last week I shared a riddle I've been experiencing in life and Roger B. replied and shared a great laugh I had never heard before.  As a reminder, here is my riddle. A... read more..
Truth in Politics
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3987
<1min

Truth in Politics

It was election time and a politician decided to go out to the local reservation and try to get the Native American vote. They were all assembled in the Council Hall to hear the speech. The politician... read more..
Quote #1838
Quotes
Susan Davis
2084
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Quote #1838

"A salvation that does not lead to service is no salvation at all." - Catherine Booth read more..
Retirement Savings
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Retirement Savings

Shirley and Abe, a retired couple from New York City, living in Miami Beach, are getting ready to go out to dinner. Shirley says, "Abe, darling, do you want me to wear this Chanel suit or the Gucci?"... read more..
Salesmanship
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2624
<1min

Salesmanship

My buddy applied for a job as an insurance salesman. Where the form requested "prior experience," he wrote "lifeguard." That was it. Nothing else. "We're looking for someone who can not only sell ins... read more..
Carrots are Orange Too
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1868
<1min

Carrots are Orange Too

Ban pre-shredded cheese. Make America grate again!... read more..
One-liner #1397
One-liners
Susan Davis
1834
<1min

One-liner #1397

It is no illusion that wide ties make the face look wider.... read more..
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