Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23134 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - June 17, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - June 17, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Happy Father's Day to those of you for whom this is a day to celebrate, and comfort, grace and peace to those for whom it is not. I want to wish my Dad, Larry, a happy fat... read more..
Vacation Time Again?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2109
4 min read

Vacation Time Again?

I had just finished my project, sent it to my publisher, took a deep breath and said out loud, “I’m glad that’s done. Now I can rest for a while.” I must have said it aloud for someone in the house h... read more..
Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear Dad Say
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4602
<1min

Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear Dad Say

10. Well, how 'bout that? I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions. 9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun? read more..
1900s Fatherhood vs Today
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3373
2 min read

1900s Fatherhood vs Today

In 1900, fathers prayed their children would learn English.Today, fathers pray their children will speak English. In 1900, if a father put a roof over his family's head, he was a success.Today, it ta... read more..
Quote #1733
Quotes
Susan Davis
1889
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Quote #1733

"The sacred moments, the moments of miracle, are often the everyday moments." - Frederick Buechner read more..
One-liner #1292
One-liners
Susan Davis
2005
<1min

One-liner #1292

I look both ways before crossing a one-way street; that's how little faith I have in humanity!... read more..
Philistine Pyre
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2181
<1min

Philistine Pyre

Arranging Goliath's funeral ... was a giant undertaking!... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4361 - June 14, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
116
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4361 - June 14, 2018

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I have a really bad man-cold so that's all the news today. Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim Today's CleanLaugh Money Money can buy a house, read more..
Cybersalt News - June 14, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1145
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 14, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I have a really bad man-cold so that's all the news today. Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
If Men Got Pregnant
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6099
<1min

If Men Got Pregnant

*If Men Got Pregnant* - Maternity leave would last two years, with full pay. - There would be a cure for stretch marks. - Natural childbirth would become obsolete. - Morning sickness would rank as read more..
One-liner #1291
One-liners
Susan Davis
2130
<1min

One-liner #1291

If I had a dollar for every time I used algebra in my adult life, I'd have 'n' dollars.... read more..
Earring Rush
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2497
<1min

Earring Rush

A man rushed to the jewelry counter in the store where I work soon after the doors opened one morning and said he needed a pair of diamond earrings. I showed him a wide selection, and quickly he picke... read more..
Money
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4739
<1min

Money

Money can buy a house, but not a home.Money can buy a bed, but not sleep.Money can buy a clock, but not time.Money can buy a book, but not knowledge.Money can buy food, but not an appetite.Money can b... read more..
Quote #1732
Quotes
Susan Davis
4567
<1min

Quote #1732

"Sometimes the worst place you can be is in your own head." - unknown read more..
Copy Confusion
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2039
<1min

Copy Confusion

A friend of mine said she didn't understand cloning. I said, "That makes two of us!"... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4360 - June 10, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
105
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4360 - June 10, 2018

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! It is one week until Father's Day! Why not get that special man in your life something cool like this portable power bank for quickly and fully charging his read more..
Cybersalt News - June 10, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - June 10, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! It is one week until Father's Day! Why not get that special man in your life something cool like this portable power bank for quickly and fully charging his phone or tablet... read more..
O Holiday, Who Art Thou Today?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1593
4 min read

O Holiday, Who Art Thou Today?

Generally speaking, and who speaks generally anymore these days, I am not much of a holiday fan. There seems to be a holiday every day of the week. So many holidays that I cannot keep up and quite&nbs... read more..
What Children Say About Heaven
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4682
2 min read

What Children Say About Heaven

Mom, God's so neat, and heaven's supposed to be so great. Could me and Michael go there Saturday for a sleep-over? --- Our seven-year-old daughter, Clarisa, was not really excited about going to Sun... read more..
Where Have All the Fathers Gone?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2143
4 min read

Where Have All the Fathers Gone?

Around this time of the year, my thoughts wander back to my father. He’s been gone quite a spell but his memory lingers. I often wonder what he would think of what is happening in our world today if h... read more..
No Contraband
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4888
<1min

No Contraband

After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me - all under age 11. Collecting ... read more..
Granite Conundrum
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2002
<1min

Granite Conundrum

"Nothing is written in stone." Seriously? read more..
One-liner #1290
One-liners
Susan Davis
2269
<1min

One-liner #1290

"Oh, the majesty of French Justice, which forbids rich and poor, alike, to sleep on park benches!" - Anatole France read more..
Quote #1731
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #1731

"Comfort and prosperity have never enriched the world as much as adversity has." - Billy Graham read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4359 - June 7, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
101
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4359 - June 7, 2018

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a fresh one at that! Grandma Cybersalt and I have returned from our travels. We were in Ontario to visit with family and to attend the Associated Gospe read more..
Cybersalt News - June 7, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1147
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 7, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a fresh one at that! Grandma Cybersalt and I have returned from our travels. We were in Ontario to visit with family and to attend the Associated Gospel Churches Natio... read more..
One-liner #1289
One-liners
Susan Davis
2052
<1min

One-liner #1289

"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." - Edward Abbey read more..
Who's There
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3610
<1min

Who's There

Three people were trying to get into heaven. Peter asked the first, "Who's there?" "It's me, Albert Jones," the voice replied. St.  Peter let him in. Then St. Peter asked the second one the se... read more..
Bruined
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1837
<1min

Bruined

Did you hear about the bruin that was seen riding a horse and using a long stick to hit a little white ball? It was a very rare sighting of a polo bear.... read more..
Quote #1730
Quotes
Susan Davis
2520
<1min

Quote #1730

"When he called his society together, Jesus gave its members a new way of life to live.  He gave them a new way to deal with offenders - by forgiving them; He gave them a new way to deal wi read more..
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