Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3574 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Parking Space Sign Language
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Parking Space Sign Language

After driving up and down several lanes, I finally found a parking spot at the shopping mall. I noticed another man driving very slowly in the same direction, and, since he was closer, I gave him the ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3658 - June 6, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
100
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3658 - June 6, 2011

Cybersalt News Sometimes you have to grow up to play with your toys the way you want to. http://www.cybersalt.org/funblog/team-hot-wheels-world-record-jump Enjoy the rest of today's digest. Here is read more..
New Brain Study
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

New Brain Study

A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that anyone with insufficient brain activity reads e-mail with one's hand on the mouse.Don't bother taking it off now; ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3657 - June 5, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
126
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3657 - June 5, 2011

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings, everyone. Enjoy today's digest. Here is today's CleanLaugh - "The Rules of Bureaucracy" 1. Preserve thyself. 2. It is easier to fix the blame read more..
The Rules of Bureaucracy
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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The Rules of Bureaucracy

1. Preserve thyself.2. It is easier to fix the blame than to fix the problem.3. A penny saved is an oversight.4. Information deteriorates upward.5. The first 90% of the task takes 90% of the time; the read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3656 - June 4, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3656 - June 4, 2011

Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News Some sunny days are bad days for a convertible. http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/bad-day-convertible Enjoy the rest of today's d read more..
You Know You're a Northerner When
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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You Know You're a Northerner When

You know you're a northerner when...~ you know the 4 seasons - winter, still winter, not winter and almost winter~ you have more miles on your snow blower than your car~ driving in winter is better, b... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3655 - June 3, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
123
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3655 - June 3, 2011

Cybersalt News Did you know where you live can have an effect on how your pets look? http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-vegas Enjoy the rest of today's digest. Here is today's CleanLau read more..
Future Price of Roses
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Future Price of Roses

The young man ahead of my father at the flower shop was taking an unusually long time to place his order.When the clerk asked how she could help, he explained that his girlfriend was turning 19 and he... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3654 - June 2, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
143
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3654 - June 2, 2011

Cybersalt News Oh look, chicken Thursday! Remember when $8,500 could buy you a decent computer? http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/tandy-computer-deal Enjoy the rest of today's digest. Here is read more..
Forced Landing
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Forced Landing

A flight instructor was sent out to help a student who had radioed that he was about to make a forced landing a few miles from the base. The instructor spotted the plane standing in a field small enou... read more..
Team Hot Wheels World Record Jump
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Team Hot Wheels World Record Jump

If you've ever played with Hotwheels cars when you were a kid (or maybe even down the hall of your college dorm) you totally get this video! ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3653 - June 1, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
120
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3653 - June 1, 2011

Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News Sometimes you just need some alone time. http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/cat-alone-time Enjoy the rest of today's digest. read more..
Freedom Peppers
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Freedom Peppers

A man walks up to a cashier in a grocery store. He says, "Hey, how much for these jalapeño peppers?" He pronounces it "jo-la-pen-o," not "ho-lo-peen-yo."The cashier says, "Sir, that's not what those p... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3652 - May 31, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
153
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3652 - May 31, 2011

Cybersalt News As much fun as slides are, it only takes a second thought to spoil it all: http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/slide-fun Enjoy the rest of today's digest. Here is today's CleanLa read more..
Tandy Computer Deal
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Tandy Computer Deal

At this time, let us pause and remember computer deals of the past. ... read more..
Phonetic Hymn Title
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Phonetic Hymn Title

Many hymnals have a hymn called "Gladly the Cross I'd Bear."It seems that one week when the church secretary was typing the Sunday bulletin, she asked the pastor which hymn would come just before the ... read more..
Slide Fun
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Slide Fun

To say Sarah was having second thoughts would be an understatement. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3651 - May 30, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
159
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3651 - May 30, 2011

Cybersalt News When can you tell you are in over your head with your baby? This picture might be a clue. http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/paging-dr-phil There is a new James Snyder devotional read more..
Cold Cream Questions
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cold Cream Questions

A little boy watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face."Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, mommy?" he asked."To make myself beautiful," said his mother.A few mi... read more..
Paging Dr. Phil
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Paging Dr. Phil

Paging Dr. Phil! ... read more..
Recovering from Big Mistakes and Bad Starts
Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
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Recovering from Big Mistakes and Bad Starts

King Rehoboam is an example of how to proceed after a big mistake or a bad beginning. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110529.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110529.mp3{/audio}... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3650 - May 29, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
124
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3650 - May 29, 2011

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church web site has been updated with recordings of services, messages and a couple of baptisms. You'll find links to each area at: http:/ read more..
Bus Dive
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Bus Dive

Nigel's 20 years experience piloting subways unexpectedly affected his first day driving bus. ... read more..
When Trouble Comes a Knocking, Don't Answer the Door
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4584
4 min read

When Trouble Comes a Knocking, Don't Answer the Door

For as long as I can remember, I have always looked forward to Monday. Throughout the years there have been very few Mondays that I have missed, although there are some Mondays I miss. After a long read more..
Actual Medical Records
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Actual Medical Records

The following are actual medical records taken from patients' charts around North America:- The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried imme... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3649 - May 28, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
105
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3649 - May 28, 2011

Cybersalt News Don't just sit there, say something. What's the matter - frog got your tongue? http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/frog-tongue Enjoy the rest of today's digest. Here is today's C read more..
Frog Tongue
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Frog Tongue

Frog got your tongue? ... read more..
Homework Excuses
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Homework Excuses

Excuses to give your teacher when you don't do your homework.- I didn't do my history homework because I don't believe in dwelling on the past.- I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.-... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3648 - May 27, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
117
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3648 - May 27, 2011

Cybersalt News Depending on your pet preference and geographical location, the title of today's funny picture will conjure up different hopes. Some of you will enjoy "Cat Buffet" at: http://www.cybe read more..
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