Monthly Archive

2019

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 767 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - October 24, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 24, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Some regular features are missing in today's mailing. Grandma Cybersalt, who lines up the material for each mailing, is away at a conference and I am home alone preoccupied... read more..
One-Liner #1422
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1422

Self-Annihilating Sentences: The Way of the World If you knew what was going on, you'd be very confused.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4495 - October 20, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4495 - October 20, 2019

Cybersalt News Sunday Greetings everyone. Woohoo! Not only are things back to normal with mail delivery, newsletters are going out faster than ever with the new server! Rev. James Snyder's cell phon read more..
Cybersalt News - October 20, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - October 20, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. Woohoo! Not only are things back to normal with mail delivery, newsletters are going out faster than ever with the new server! Rev. James Snyder's cell phone gave him a we... read more..
Quote #1862
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1862

"There is no pillow so soft as a clear conscience." - French Proverb read more..
Pacific Counsel
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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<1min

Pacific Counsel

Advice from the Ocean: Be Shore of Yourself. Come Out of Your Shell. Take Time to Coast. Avoid Pier Pressure Sea Life's Beauty Don't Get Tide Down Make Waves! ... read more..
One-Liner #1421
One-liners
Susan Davis
1619
<1min

One-Liner #1421

Self-Annihilating Sentences: The Way of the World Like everybody else, I'm different.... read more..
Songs, Jokes, Sad Stories
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Songs, Jokes, Sad Stories

Three men worked in the Empire State Building on the 102nd floor. One day the elevator was out of service, so they had to walk up to their office. To pass the time, they decided that one would sing a... read more..
The Wisdom of Silence
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2748
<1min

The Wisdom of Silence

When my nephew Arthur was little, the local pastor dropped by my sister's house for a visit. My brother-in-law, an avid fisherman, was preparing for a weekend at the lake when suddenly little Arthur b... read more..
It Was One of Those Weeks
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2094
4 min read

It Was One of Those Weeks

It my stage in life, I have experienced a gazillion weeks. I thought about actually counting how many weeks I have lived, but I don’t have that many fingers or toes. It doesn’t matter how many weeks i... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4494 - October 17, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
105
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4494 - October 17, 2019

  Issue #4494                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It looks like the new IP has been accepted v read more..
Cybersalt News - October 17, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - October 17, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It looks like the new IP has been accepted very quickly by other companies and everyone's inbox received Sunday's mail within hours of it being sent out - wonderful! Enjoy... read more..
Three Students
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4392
<1min

Three Students

Three students are leaving their last classes of the day. The law student is thinking, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have coffee." The engineering student is thinking, "I'm tired and thirsty. I m... read more..
Resume Blunders
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4182
2 min read

Resume Blunders

How bad a mistake can you make on your resume? Here are some real-life examples: "My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable." ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4493 - October 13, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
110
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4493 - October 13, 2019

Cybersalt News Sunday Greetings everyone. Here is a server-change update: If you have an AOL, Yahoo, Verizon, or Rogers email address, last Sunday's newsletter arrived very, very late. In fact, 10% read more..
Cybersalt News - October 13, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - October 13, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. Here is a server-change update: If you have an AOL, Yahoo, Verizon, or Rogers email address, last Sunday's newsletter arrived very, very late. In fact, 10% of subscribers r... read more..
I Didn’t Know How Young I Really Was
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1785
4 min read

I Didn’t Know How Young I Really Was

I have heard it said that confession is good for the soul. I want to take that a step further and say confession is good for the body as well. I don’t often think about how old I am, I’m too busy wit... read more..
Quote #1861
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #1861

"The shortest distance between us and the life we long for is total obedience to Christ." - Max Anders read more..
Escalating Annoyance
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1914
<1min

Escalating Annoyance

Elevator music bothers me on so many different levels.... read more..
One-liner #1420
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-liner #1420

He was cured posthumously.... read more..
Sign Fun
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4474
<1min

Sign Fun

On a California freeway: Fine for Littering In the window of an Atlanta clothing store: Sid's Pants is Open On the wall of a British Columbia cleaning service: Able to Do the Worst Possible Job ... read more..
Proof of Identity
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2885
<1min

Proof of Identity

My friend Bev and her husband were reshingling their roof. As soon as they started, they realized they needed more supplies, so Bev grabbed the checkbook, jumped into her car, and drove the 45 miles t... read more..
Church Is Dangerous Sometimes
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4513
<1min

Church Is Dangerous Sometimes

This is a true incident from Alun of Elim Church: About 2 weeks ago there was a special prayer meeting in our local Elim Church, the Pastors wife started to pray and ask God to work in the town, she ... read more..
Quote #1860
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1860

"Your duty in service and ministry is to see that there is nothing between Jesus and yourself." - Oswald Chambers read more..
Mostly Englishmen
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1899
<1min

Mostly Englishmen

I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants ... Feefiphobia... read more..
Answering Questions
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Answering Questions

A salesman was going door to door trying to sell his wares. As he walked up to the next house, he noticed a small boy sitting on the front steps. "Is your mother home?" the salesman asked the small b... read more..
One-Liner #1419
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1419

Self-Annihilating Sentence I have become more optimistic and now believe that things could get worse.... read more..
You Won't Understand
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3406
2 min read

You Won't Understand

Often people say to me "You just won't understand." "You're way too old," or "Way too young," or "YOU are NOT a man." I don't know why some people feel they suffer unique pain. As if they are the only... read more..
Sunday Service
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4348
<1min

Sunday Service

A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service. After the benediction he had planned to call the couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation. ... read more..
A Minister And A Day Off His Rocker
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2261
4 min read

A Minister And A Day Off His Rocker

I was tootling along one day last week, quite focused on getting my business for the day done. In fact, I was feeling good about the progress I was making with my “to-do list.” Nothing is more satisfy... read more..
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