Monthly Archive

2020

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 758 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - December 6, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 6, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone - especially you PearlyGates subscribers! I have a bumper crop of Christmas items for the PearlyGates list so this month I'm sending it out twice a week as well. Thanks... read more..
Wisemen Top Seven
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3823
<1min

Wisemen Top Seven

The Top Seven things overhead on the Wise Men's Journey to Bethlehem: 7 Man, I'm starting to get a rush from this frankincense! 6 You guys ever eat camel meat?  I hear it tastes like goat. 5... read more..
Bubba Claus
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3801
2 min read

Bubba Claus

Memo From Santa I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer serve the States of Georgia, Florida, Virginia, North and South Carolina, Tennessee, Mississippi, Texas, Alabama, ... read more..
Quote #1966
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1966

  "When we come across suffering in which there is no deliverance and no illumination, the only thing to do is to be reverent with what we do not understand." - Oswald Chambers, Baffled to Figh read more..
One-Liner #1528
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1528

Let us do for a second time what we refused to do at first; this will avoid setting a precedent.... read more..
Maintenance Reminder
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Maintenance Reminder

A friend of mine bought a new car that sported an on-board computer. One Sunday morning when he got into the car to drive to church, the digital display lit up. Glancing at the readout, he chuckled ... read more..
When One Shows Up
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

When One Shows Up

A preacher prepared for Sunday morning service, but only one person, a farmer, was there. He asked the farmer, "What do you think we should do?" The farmer replied with a draw, "Well, if only one cow... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4601 - December 3, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
106
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4601 - December 3, 2020

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Last Sunday I shared a zoomed in picture I took of a snail and when referring to the snail commented, "I spotted ... read more..
Cybersalt News - December 3, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1093
2 min read

Cybersalt News - December 3, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last Sunday I shared a zoomed in picture I took of a snail and when referring to the snail commented, "I spotted this tiny boy or girl snail (I'm sure someone out there can... read more..
Quote #1965
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #1965

"Worship is not a twenty minute period during a church service; it's a lifestyle." - Unknown read more..
One-Liner #1527
One-liners
Susan Davis
1301
<1min

One-Liner #1527

This presents us with an insurmountable opportunity.... read more..
Top Nine Stupid Questions Received by the Chap Stick Hotline
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Top Nine Stupid Questions Received by the Chap Stick Hotline

9. "Hi, is this the chopstick hotline?" 8. "Okay, I removed the cap -- now what?" 7. "Can I use it to highlight passages in books?" 6. "Is it safe for my kitty's lips?" 5. "Is it true that the Chi... read more..
Help Needed
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Help Needed

Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.... read more..
Finding the Tea
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Finding the Tea

My poor wife was sick in bed with the flu. Being a dutiful husband, I offered to fix her some of her favorite herbal tea. I couldn't find the tea though and went back upstairs to ask where it was. Sh... read more..
Raxo Demo
Uncategorised
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Raxo Demo

October 16, 2026 Maybe I Should Rob a Bank Throughout my life, mon read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4600 - November 29, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
114
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4600 - November 29, 2020

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone - and welcome to issue #4600! A number of weeks ago I shared a picture I took in our backyard and in doing so misi... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 29, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - November 29, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone - and welcome to issue #4600! A number of weeks ago I shared a picture I took in our backyard and in doing so misidentified an insect appearing in it. Well, I've taken anot... read more..
Quote #1964
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #1964

"Atheism is a strange thing. Even the devils never fell into that vice, for the devils also tremble and believe." - C.H. Spurgeon read more..
One-Liner #1526
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1526

Grandma Cybersalt here. Tim didn't get this one liner, but I liked it so you get to read it... Lockdown can only go 4 ways: You'll come out a monk, a hunk, a chunk or a drunk; choose wisely!... read more..
Out Of Step
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3988
<1min

Out Of Step

As he was drilling a batch of recruits, the sergeant saw that one of them was marching out of step. Walking up next to the man as they marched, he said sarcastically: "Do you know they are all out of... read more..
Bunny Philosophy
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Bunny Philosophy

The problem: There's a box with a hole at each end, and there's a rabbit in the box. The rabbit sticks his head out of the hole in one end, and a minute later he sticks it out the other end. Half a m... read more..
Childhood
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Childhood

When my wife's sister, Patty, was very young, she was allowed to have her best friend, a boy named Rory, over to spend the night. As the children grew toward adolescence, their parents knew that somed... read more..
Holiday Eating
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Holiday Eating

Here is some diet news just in time for the holidays. (A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. (B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot o... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4599 - November 26, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
106
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4599 - November 26, 2020

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Turkey Thursday! Happy Thanksgiving to all of our American subscribers and thank you, Walter, for reminding me! I don't think chick... read more..
Quote #1963
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1963

  For the beauty of the earth, for the glory of the skies, for the love which from our birth over and around us lies, Christ our Lord, to you we raise this our hymn of grateful praise." - Folli read more..
One-Liner #1525
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1525

Half the lies they tell about me are true!... read more..
A Turkey Says
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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A Turkey Says

What does a turkey say? "Gobble, gobble, gobble," right? Not always! A jewelry-lovin' turkey? "Bauble bauble bauble" A dyslexic turkey say? "Boggle boggle boggle" A turkey in the shoe repair shop ... read more..
Slow Down Therapy - Part 1
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Slow Down Therapy - Part 1

1. Slow down; God is still in heaven. You are not responsible for doing it all yourself, right now. 2. Remember a happy, peaceful time in your past. Rest there. Each moment has richness that takes a read more..
Turkey Poem
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3823
<1min

Turkey Poem

I ate too much Turkey, I ate too much corn,I ate too much pudding and pie.I'm stuffed up with muffins and too much stuffin'I'm probably going to die. I piled up my plate and I ate and I ate.But I wis... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4598 - November 22, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4598 - November 22, 2020

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! From time to time we are blessed to experience others whose "soul container" is so different than that of ours th... read more..
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