Monthly Archive

2021

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 726 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Commercial Reward
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3872
<1min

Commercial Reward

After breakfast one day, I eagerly waited for John to comment on my first attempt at homemade cinnamon rolls. After several minutes with no reaction, I asked, "If I baked these commercially, how much... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4617 - January 28, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
114
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4617 - January 28, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday. Just over 3 weeks ago, when we were all really distracted by another news story on January 6th, an event took pla... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 28, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1153
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 28, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. Just over 3 weeks ago, when we were all really distracted by another news story on January 6th, an event took place that demands Chicken Thursday attention. So today is the... read more..
TV Complaint
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3890
<1min

TV Complaint

A old-time farmer finally decided to buy a TV.  The store assured him that they would install the antenna and TV the next day. The next evening the farmer turned on his new TV and found only pol... read more..
Quote #1980
Quotes
Susan Davis
1781
<1min

Quote #1980

  "No one is you, and that is your power." - Dave Grohl read more..
One-Liner #1543
One-liners
Susan Davis
1388
<1min

One-Liner #1543

It's true that money talks ... mine just said, "Good-bye!"... read more..
Please Don't Carry On
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1641
<1min

Please Don't Carry On

I told my suitcases that there will be no vacation this year. Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage!... read more..
Vacation Location
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3626
<1min

Vacation Location

A vacationer e-mailed a seaside hotel to ask its location. "It's only a stone's throw away from the beach," he was told. "But how will I recognize it?" asked the man. The reply was, "It's the one w... read more..
Growing Up, Parenting
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2447
<1min

Growing Up, Parenting

My friend's preparations for a visit from her children included a trip to the bank. Waiting in line at the teller's window, she lamented to the middle-aged man behind her, "My children are in their 2... read more..
Being Nice Does Have Its Rewards
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1638
4 min read

Being Nice Does Have Its Rewards

It was one of those weeks. It seems that every week of mine is "one of those weeks." Just when I think everything was looking fine, I discovered I was looking in the wrong direction. I should know bet... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4616 - January 24, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
115
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4616 - January 24, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsPastor "Attacked" in ChurchSunday greetings everyone! You may have noticed that when one of you shares something with me, which I turn aroun... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 24, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1288
2 min read

Cybersalt News - January 24, 2021

Pastor "Attacked" in ChurchSunday greetings everyone! You may have noticed that when one of you shares something with me, which I turn around and share here, I usually change your first name or last ... read more..
Quote #1979
Quotes
Susan Davis
1907
<1min

Quote #1979

  "Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation." - John Silver, Black Sails read more..
I Do Confess
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1464
<1min

I Do Confess

"Forgive me Father, Pastor, Vicar, Padre, Priest ... for I have synonymed." - Curier Black | Inheritthemirth.com read more..
One-Liner #1542
One-liners
Susan Davis
1457
<1min

One-Liner #1542

Overweight: Living beyond your seams.... read more..
Best Guide
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3958
<1min

Best Guide

I understand the fix a local hunting guide got himself into. His party became hopelessly lost in the mountains and they blamed him for leading them astray. "You told us you were the best guide in Co... read more..
Unfolding the Rose
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2979
2 min read

Unfolding the Rose

A young, new preacher was walking with an older, more seasoned preacher in the garden one day. Feeling a bit insecure about what God had for him to do, he was asking the older preacher for some advice... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4615 - January 21, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
120
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4615 - January 21, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday. Today's date is very lean in it's use of numbers - namely 0, 1, and 2. It is 21/01/2021. In military time, t... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 21, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1179
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 21, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. Today's date is very lean in it's use of numbers - namely 0, 1, and 2. It is 21/01/2021. In military time, this evening at 21 seconds after 9:21pm it will be 21:21:21 ... read more..
New Found Interest
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4114
<1min

New Found Interest

Seeing my 11-year-old son perusing a website filled with photos of an attractive pop-star, I commented, "She certainly is pretty.  Which picture do you like best?" "I don't know," he mumbled, em... read more..
15 Minutes
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4033
<1min

15 Minutes

A college professor, an avowed Atheist, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated he was going to prove there was no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "G... read more..
Quote #1978
Quotes
Susan Davis
1803
<1min

Quote #1978

  "God does not give us everything we want, but He does fulfill His promises, leading us along the best and straightest paths to Himself." - Dietrich Bonhoeffer read more..
Why Dogs Can't Use Computers
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4294
<1min

Why Dogs Can't Use Computers

10. He's distracted by cats chasing his mouse. 9. SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are out of the question. 8. Saliva-coated keyboards refuse to work. 7. Three words: carpal paw sy read more..
Crusty Cut-backs
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2810
<1min

Crusty Cut-backs

“Low carb diets really go against the grain.”... read more..
Nervousness
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2619
<1min

Nervousness

Part of my job as a 911 dispatcher is to interrogate callers who are in various states of panic so I can send the appropriate emergency equipment. One day a woman called to say that a family member h... read more..
One-Liner #1541
One-liners
Susan Davis
1515
<1min

One-Liner #1541

Marriage is like strong horseradish; you can praise it and still have tears in your eyes.... read more..
Things Have a Way of Catching up with Me
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2203
4 min read

Things Have a Way of Catching up with Me

I have learned in my life, and probably just one thing: things have a way of catching up with me. I can't get away with anything. It's not that I don't try. There were a few times when I've come pret... read more..
Riding the Hallelujah Train To the End
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1992
4 min read

Riding the Hallelujah Train To the End

We had a long, hard week with problems and difficulties that took time to solve, if they even were solved. It is quite interesting to me that when I solve one problem, two other problems appear. I thi... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4614 - January 17, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4614 - January 17, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! I visited my friend's farm, yesterday, to fix one of his computers. After all the bits were once again "biting" a... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 17, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1102
2 min read

Cybersalt News - January 17, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! I visited my friend's farm, yesterday, to fix one of his computers. After all the bits were once again "biting" and the bytes were once again "byting," we spent some time o... read more..
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