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Have you ever been in someone else's kitchen and see them prepare raw hamburger on the counter, then as you watched they immediately prepared some bread on the same surface? Have you ever been in a pu... read more..

The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from one generation to the next, says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. However, in modern busin... read more..

A man walks into a dentist's surgery and says, "Excuse me, can you help me. I think I'm a moth."Dentist: "You don't need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist."Man: "Yes, I know."Dentist: "So why did you... read more..

If GH can stand for P as in HiccoughIf OUGH stands for O as in DoughIf PHTH stands for T as in PhthisisIf EIGH stands for A as in NeighbourIf TTE stands for T as in GazetteIf EAU stands for O as in Pl... read more..

I saw a stunning painting a while ago. It was done by a man whose work reflects a lot of religious themes, but I think this is one of his best. It is a portrayal of one of the encounters with Jesus to... read more..

My husband and I both work, so our family eats out a lot.Recently, when we were having a rare home-cooked meal, I handed a glass to my three year old and asked her to please drink her milk.She looked ... read more..

Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in kindergarten.  His grandmother decided to take him to the park on Saturday morning.  It had bee... read more..

In 2000, there were two documented attempts of soul selling. A Salon.com article titled ?eFaust eFoiled? reported that 18-year-old Sterling Jones ?put his soul up for auction on eBay. Within a few day... read more..

When I was a mother's helper, the mom of the family I worked for sat with her three oldest children and watched a PBS special showing the birth of a baby. The mom thought it would be a good starting p... read more..

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.  The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." The lady is furious!  She storm... read more..

A tired homemaker opened the front door of her home to find a young minister from the neighborhood who said, "I'm collecting donations for the new children's home we're building. I hope you'll give wh... read more..

There were two evil brothers.  They were rich and used their money to keep their ways from the public eye.  They even attended the same church and looked to be perfect Christians. Then, the... read more..

How does a gecko manage to walk on a ceiling, or across a sheet of smooth plastic? Do they have tiny hooks on their feet? No. Do they use small suction caps? No. Do they squirt something sticky from t... read more..

AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented BMWBeautiful Mechanical WonderBig Money WorksBrutal Money Waster BUICKBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer CHEVROLETCan Hear E... read more..

Every job is important to someone, but many jobs do not get the recognition they deserve. One such job is the husband of the pastor's wife. This job carries great responsibility and yet has little if ... read more..

1. Remove film from box and load camera.2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.4. Choose a suitable background for pho read more..

It is October 2005, months after the tsunami - we listen with deep sadness to accounts of the earthquake devastation on the Pakistan/India border. Our hearts break as we hear tales of horror--children... read more..

A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks, "W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment?" The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and sa... read more..

As I was dropping my son off at daycare the other day, I overheard some of the children talking about their siblings."My brother takes karate lessons," bragged one."My sister takes gymnastics," said a... read more..

Many of us face troubles throughout our lives. We are met with debts we cannot pay, family problems we cannot solve, sickness we sometimes cannot overcome, or prayers that seem never to be answered. W... read more..

Man injured by fallen raccoon A couple of goobers in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard.  One goober walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk said, "You mean t... read more..

The Chaplain had been assigned to the ship and he noticed how much grief the cooks (Mess Specialists) caught from the crew and how they gave back as much as they got. He talked to the Food Service Off... read more..

At present our planet has an orbiting space station, in which people have been living, sometimes continuously for many months.  They have, of course, been tested, to see what the effects of livin... read more..

MILLEDGEVILLE, Ga.  (AP) - Brad Davis was training his puppy to pick up the scent of a treed raccoon when his colleague, Donnie Lamb, decided to shoot the raccoon out of the tree.  Trouble w... read more..

These are real examples from real resumes:*Reasons For Leaving Last Job*- Responsibility makes me nervous.- They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. Couldn't work under thos... read more..

What do "Bewitched", "I Dream of Jeannie" and Genesis 1:1 have in common? Quite a lot! I got this crazy picture in my mind the other day. I don't even know what causes these thoughts to come to mind ... read more..

A newly ordained preacher and his young wife were talking about being more considerate of each other.  The good wife promised that she would stop being so critical of his sleep- inducing sermons.... read more..

A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. Sh... read more..

Over the years, I've discovered from Scripture and experience that God loves to answer our prayers. Here are five of his most frequent answers:1. "No, I love you too much." The Lord of the universe is... read more..

Millionaire: What's your name, driver? Driver: Alfred, sir. Millionaire: I always call my drivers by their last names. Driver: It's Sweetheart, sir. Millionaire: Drive on, Alfred... read more..