Monthly Archive

2004

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 502 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
7000

"Getting Ready For Jesus" (A Children's Sermon)

Hi,  I am glad you all came for this Sunday's Kids Camp re-union Sunday. It's a special day too. Today is the first day of what we call "Advent". Advent is when we begin the celebration... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5393

Fish Tattoo

As an obstetrician, I sometimes see unusual tattoos when working in labor and delivery. One patient had some type of fish tattoo on her abdomen. "That sure is an unusual looking whale," I commented.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3419

How To Spend A Romantic Evening At The Parsonage

In reviewing my schedule last week, I noticed one glaring omission. At the moment I was rather shocked at this lapse, however, I took some comfort in the fact it was not intentional. The lapse in our... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2836

Political Faith

Politicians have a constant need to be diplomatic. Witness this candidate for the Senate who traveled to a small town community to address the single church there. Unfortunately, he had forgotten to... read more..

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Pastor Tim
4144

In A Few Moments

So far today, Lord, I've done all right; I haven't gossiped, haven't lost my temper, haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or overindulgent.I am thankful for that, Lord.In a few moments, Lord, t... read more..

Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
2740

The Saints, the Signs and Old Route 66!

A Hurting Word...It's Grandparents' Day every day when you have grandkids (so I hear)--so let's go down memory's lane with Grandma and Grandpa this week! We find ourselves on the old Route 66, famous ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3857

Sam's Fishing

A game warden noticed how a particular fellow named Sam consistently caught more fish than anyone else. Whereas the other guys would only catch three or four fish a day, Sam would come in from the la... read more..

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Pastor Tim
7696

Drag Racing Moped

A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005 Turbo Z123DX.  It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it runs him $500,000.  He takes it out for a spin... read more..

Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
3259

People Think That Jesus is Cool

Colossians 1:15-20Some of  people of Colossae had some beliefs that we would consider pretty strange.They seemed to believe that the god who created the material world was an evil god, not the on... read more..

Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
5050

Late Fall

 "?Give it one more chance?"Luke 13:8 (NLT)The brilliant red, yellow, and orange leaves that make fall so beautiful did not materialize at the normal time where I live this year. Sighs read more..

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Pastor Tim
5388

One Seat Allowed

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.  When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."The m... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4192

Pastors and politicians; It's my party, I'll cry if I want to.

Gary Hemsely was running for some county political position ? I've forgotten which one now. What I do remember is that he was a member of my church at the time.Sometimes a pastor can get between the R... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2792

Canine Complex

A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Heidberg, and sat down to explain his problem."Doctor, doctor! I've got this problem," the man said. "I keep hallucinating that I'm a do... read more..

Barb's Mantle
Barbara Sanders
4657

Thanksgiving

Thursday is Thanksgiving, a time to give thanks for all those blessings we have received throughout the year. But, I digress. Remember all the things you (and I) have complained about during the year?... read more..

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Pastor Tim
4519

Quotes From 11 Year-Olds' Science Exams

The following are all quotes from 11 year-olds' science exams:"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin.  Oxygin is pure gin.  Hydrogin is gin and water.""When you b... read more..

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Pastor Tim
7427

Worm Stubborn

Little Josh was brought to Dr Gill cause he hadn't eaten anything for days. Dr Gill offered him all the goodies he could think of. No luck. He tried a little scolding. It didn't work. A little pl... read more..

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Pastor Tim
4724

Radio Transmission

This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a U.S. naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.{**Radio conversation released by the Chief of N... read more..

Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
4773

Dedication Day

"Now glory be to God! By His mighty power at work within us,He is able to accomplish infinitely more than we would ever dare to ask or hope."Ephesians 3:20 (NLT)Sunday was Dedication Day for read more..

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Pastor Tim
3404

Flu Prayer

A young boy called the pastor of a local "corner" church to ask the pastor to come by to pray for his mother who had been very ill with the flu. The pastor knew the family and was aware they had been... read more..

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Pastor Tim
4479

Going to Disneyworld

"Hey Grandpa!, can you make a noise like a frog?""I think I can do that. Why?""'Cuz Dad says when you croak, we're going to Disneyworld" read more..

The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
3191

Living There Makes All the Difference.

When my husband and I moved to Saskatchewan, we thought we'd moved into a hair dryer. The wind that blew off the prairie that August was incessant, hot and dry. I remember standing on the back step of... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4226

How To Tell That You Are Getting Old

This week I celebrate another birthday, which brings me to that auspicious milestone where I am right between 52 and 54. A person only comes to this stage of life once, so I am going to make the mos read more..

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Pastor Tim
2950

Aerobic Dismay

Concerned about fitness in my middle 40s, I enrolled in an aerobics class. To my dismay I walked into a room filled with much younger women and decided to combat my nervousness with humor."I'm here t... read more..

Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
3874

The Rockies May Crumble

Luke 21: 5-19It wasn't that long ago that scientific theories for most natural phenomena were founded on a theory of "gradualism". That's not the name, but reflected our views of the natural... read more..

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Pastor Tim
4476

Owed to Spell Checquer

OWED TO SPELL CHECQUER Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly marques four my revueMiss steaks eye kin knot sea.Eye strike a key and type a wordAnd weight four it two sayWeathe... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2890

Chicken Farming

A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He found a nice, used chicken farm, which he bought. Turns... read more..

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Pastor Tim
4615

A Job Worse Than Yours

The San Francisco Zoo has an elephant named Calle who has a chronic illness, requiring medication. The zoo people couldn't get Calle to take her dose orally, so a Cal pharmacologist developed a suppos... read more..

Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
4623

Jimmie Johnson Wins Again

"We are confident of all this because of our great trust in God through Christ? Our only power and success come from Him." I Corinthians 3:4,5 (NLT) Under the lights for the first time, Jimmie Johnson read more..

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Pastor Tim
2888

Card Reader

"Can people predict the future with cards?" Jessica asked Danny."My mother can," Danny replied."Really?""Yes," Danny told her, "she takes one look at my report card and can tell me exactly what will h read more..

Barb's Mantle
Barbara Sanders
3943

In A State Of Frenzy

Psalms 46:10 "Be still, and know that I am God: I will be exalted among the heathen, I will be exalted in the earth."We are living in the fast lane, folks; no doubt about it! Roads we used to travel a... read more..