Monthly Archive

2005

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 975 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
2909

A Day at The Beach and A Lesson on God's Love

The day couldn't have been more perfect. The sky was clear, the sun dancing off the water. The beach slowly filled with parents and children, out to enjoy a day at the beach. After an overnight camp o... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6201

Blind Ambition

Charlie Boswell has always been one of my heroes.  He has inspired me and thousands of others to rise above circumstances and live our true passion.  Charlie was blinded during World War II ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2530

Grocery Pickup

Soon after my 16-year-old sister started working after school as a grocery-store cashier, I went to see how she was doing.I tried to make myself inconspicuous as I waited to check out my purchases. Ah... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3467

Instructions for Microsoft's New TV Dinner

You must first remove the plastic cover.  By doing so you agree to accept and honour Microsoft rights to all TV dinners.  You may not give anyone else a bite of your dinner (which would cons... read more..

Rev. Spence Laycock
Rev. Spence Laycock
3260

At The Bottom of the Pile .... Faith

It's third down and a yard to go, Jason Maas, quarter back for the Edmonton Eskimos, gets in close behind his offensive line. Across from him are the front four for Saskatchewan , Andrew Greene weighi... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3453

The Hokey Pokey

*The Hokey Pokey*Original LyricsPut your left foot in,Your left foot out,Your left foot in,And shake it all about.You do the hokey pokeyAnd turn yourself aroundThat's what it's all about.*The Hokey Po read more..

Barb's Mantle
Barbara Sanders
4052

I?m Not Perfect

If we live, we make mistakes. We will never be perfect here on earth, as in 'man's perfection?. Just last night, I got a note written in my Guestbook that told me to ?quit judging?, ?who do you think ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3684

Quarter Back

Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters? Nurse: No change yet.... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2304

Perfectly Made

When we put our house up for sale, I stressed emphatically that my sons make their beds each morning. I left for work before they left for school, and I wanted to be sure that the house looked present... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3714

Doctor Visit

A guy walks into a Doctor's office. He has a sausage coming out of his ear, a waffle out of his nose and a rasher of bacon out of his other ear. He asks the Doctor what's wrong ..  and he repli... read more..

Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
4187

Gospel Fodder

I want to start out this segment responding to a letter. I receive letters on occasion. Often times there is nothing to respond to because they're not that kind of letter. Other times there's a lot to... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2609

Skiing Experience

Miss the experience of skiing? Try the following to get that feeling back.10. Visit your local butcher and pay $10 to sit in his walk-in freezer for half an hour. Afterwards, burn two $50 dollar bill... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3658

Sick At Church

Little Johnny was in church with his mom for Sunday Mass when he felt a sudden vomit attack impending. "Mom, I think I'm going to throw up!" She told him, "I want you to run outside as fast as you c... read more..

Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
4030

Disciplining the Church

What should the church do when a member turns to strong drink to avoid a personal problem--turn the other way and hope nobody smells his breath?What should the church do when a member is an incessant ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2592

Insurance Reflection

Bill's barn burned down, and his wife Polly called the insurance company.Polly told the insurance company, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand, and I want my money."The agent replied, "Hold o... read more..

Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
3404

Surely God is in This Place

One of the underlying goals of space research is the search for life beyond ourselves. When any of the building blocks of life, primarily water, carbon and nitrogen are found there is considerable exc... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3926

Sunday Funnies

One Sunday in a Midwest city a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour.  The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2605

Come and Get Me

My brother dropped off his wife at the hairstylist and she was supposed to call me when she was ready to be picked up. She must have dialed a wrong number, she reported later.She called, and a man sai... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3638

The Toddler Diet

Americans are always on the lookout for a new diet.  The trouble with most diets is that you don't get enough to eat (the starvation diet), or you don't get enough variation (the liquid diet) or ... read more..

Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
3470

The Lemonade Stand

Hey, Jason--what's ice cold, sweet and sour, and Mom makes it in the summertime? Now Jason, our then 14-year-old clown, KNOWS and "loves" the answer, but he's not sipping right away--for he's ready to... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2427

Ten Dresses

My mom got mad at my dad the other day and went shopping to relieve her irritation. When she returned home she informed him that she had purchased ten new dresses."Ten!" he hollered, "What could any w... read more..

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Pastor Tim
11342

Future Son In Law?

Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators.  He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion.  The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he deci... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2590

Weight Report

A small town doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish.One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips he got a call that a woman at a neighboring farm was giving birth. H... read more..

Rev. Spence Laycock
Rev. Spence Laycock
2955

Standing Firm in the Glory of Christ

It was 1798, William Wilberforce had battled against the political and commercial forces that were heavily invested in slave trading. For 10 years he had worked to almost no avail, after another defea... read more..

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Pastor Tim
4154

Goobers Fishing

Three goobers are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water.  A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps one of them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, I'd... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2795

Coverup Catch

This guy had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish.He told the fis... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3651

Even More Musings

1.  One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 2.  One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people. 3.  Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large read more..

Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
4673

True Greatness

It has happened again! Hurricane Dennis slammed into the Florida coast of the United States only ten months after Ivan did so much damage in the same area. Structural damage does not appear to be as m... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3658

Pastor To The Rescue

There were two men shipwrecked on this island.  The minute they got on to the island one of them started screaming and yelling, "We're going to die! We're going to die!  There's no food!&nbs... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2987

"R" Troubles

A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing the letter ''R,'' and all the other kids were, of course, teasing him about it. To help him out, the teacher gave him a sentence to practice at ho... read more..