Monthly Archive

2006

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1004 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3349

Never Too Old

Two elderly gentlemen were visiting. "I guess you're never too old," the first one boasted. "Why just yesterday a pretty college girl said she'd be interested in dating me but to be perfectly honest, ... read more..

Misc
Cameron Grey
1928

Favorite quote

You're born. You suffer. You dieFortunately, there's a loophole.~Billy Graham~... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4296

Texas Vacation

A couple was relating their vacation experiences to a friend.  "It sounds as if you had a great time in Texas," the friend observed.  "But didn't you tell me you were plan... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2592

Yard Sale Anger

A lady was taking her time browsing through everything at a yard sale and said to the homeowner, "My husband is going to be very angry when he finds out I stopped at a yard sale.""I'm sure he'll under... read more..

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Pastor Tim
4010

She Was Such A Goober

She was such a goober. . ... she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.. she tripped over a cordless phone.. she told someone to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK".. they ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2896

Kidnapped

Most Friday nights at the Naval Station in Bermuda, we would assemble at the officers club after work. One Friday, Rick, a newly married ensign, insisted he had to leave at 6 p.m. We all tried to talk... read more..

Misc
author
1940

a lamb's blog

Lambs. Innocent. Vulnerable. And said to be babies of the dumbest of all God's creatures: sheep.  Perhaps we really mean next to men (and women). The lamb might do well without the wolf, and ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4680

Putting the Cat Out

A couple is going out for an evening on the town.When they are almost ready to go, the wife tells her husband not to forget to put out the cat.  However, after a Taxi arrives and as they go out t... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3880

Rapid Promotion

The boss called one of his employees into the office."Rob," he said, "you've been with the company for a year.  You started off in the post room, one week later you were promot... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3133

Emotional Health - Live in Brokenness and Vulnerability - Part 2

The Prodigal son is a poor example of many things, but he did learn to live in brokenness and vulnerability and that makes him a great example for us to live our lives by. Listen Online: {audio}podcas... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3739

Rookie Landing

As the passengers settled in on a West Coast commuter flight a flight attendant announced, "We'd like you folks to help us welcome our new co-pilot.  He'll be performing his first co... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2955

Dignified Exit

One evening, two girlfriends and I went to a nightclub, only to find the place packed with young people. At 40, we felt old, but before we could make a dignified exit, a tall, handsome man approached ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4772

Beware of Dog

Upon entering a little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying "DANGER!  BEWARE OF DOG!" posted on the door glass.Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the flo... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2953

Bank Arrangements

Who knows if this is true. Just the same, it's funny!I am told that a 98-year-old woman wrote this to her bank, and the bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Tim... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4538

Goober Interview

The executive was interviewing a goober for a position in his company.He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6706

Toucan Yell

Driving along an outback road in Australia, I spied an exotic bird flying overhead. The creature was black, with a huge and striking red-and-gold beak. "Hey, look! A toucan!" I yelled."Toucan nothin',... read more..

Joshua Goodling
Joshua Goodling
5891

The Love of God at Work

You may have heard of Jim Elliot, who went to Equador to take the Gospel to the Auca tribe. This tribe was described as one of the most dangerous tribes in the jungles of Equador. In fact the homici... read more..

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Pastor Tim
4466

Daaaad!

A small boy is sent to bed by his father.  Five minutes later:"Da-ad...""What?""I'm thirsty.  Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No.  You had yo... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2625

Surgical Tools

To address an emergency call a doctor came to see a rich patient at his home, who was screaming with extreme stomach pain and was surrounded by many anxious relatives. The Doctor kicked all the relati... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2397

Good Morning 5-24

Therefore keep watch, because you do not know on what day your LORD will come. Matt 24:42     Christ's second coming will be swift and sudden. There will be no opportunity for last-m read more..

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Pastor Tim
2928

Shakespearean in Dallas

A kid and his mom were walking on the sidewalk in Dallas. The kid, being 100% Texan, upon seeing some cowboys, said, "Hey Maw, look at them thar men with them thar bowed laigs."She said that if he did... read more..

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Pastor Tim
4170

Work Virus

There is a new virus going around, called "work".  If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via email, internet or simply handed to you by a colleague...DO NOT OPEN I... read more..

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Pastor Tim
4427

Cops and Robbers

Esther Cohen had three very active boys. One summer evening she was playing cops and robbers in the back yard after dinner. One of the boys "shot" his mother and yelled, "Bang! You're dead.” She slump... read more..

Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
9819

The Most Powerful Force on Earth

Research psychologists have found there are at least three situations when we are not ourselves. First, the average person puts on airs when he visits the lobby of a fancy hotel. Next, the typical Jan... read more..

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Pastor Tim
4324

Diet Additive

During one of our weekly weight-loss classes, the group leader was extolling the merits of the program's prepared-food products.She raved about the rich, delicious flavor of the imitation chocolat... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3351

Emotional Health - Live in Brokenness and Vulnerability - Part 1

Many people think emotional health is evidenced by strength and the absence of weak moments.  However, we can never be emotionally healthy (and spiritually mature) until we learn to live in broke... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5107

10 Most Wanted

Little Sammy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station.  There they saw pictures tacked to a big bulletin board.  The label clearly read, "The 10 Most W... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2492

Rank Explanation

My brother Ken was home on leave from his post in Hawaii, when he announced that he had just been promoted to lieutenant commander. We were all pleased with the news, but some of us less knowledgeable... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4294

It?s A Bird, It?s A Plane ? Ouch, It?s My Brother

A favorite pastime of mine is channel surfing. With sleep not coming one night last week, I found myself indulging in this amusement. Without any warning, I stumbled onto a real treasure, which roused... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3989

Laws of Life

* Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.* Kauffman's Parad read more..