Monthly Archive

2008

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Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1757

Good Morning 04-06

THIRD SUNDAY OF EASTER Christ is risen! He is risen indeed! Alleluia! This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it.   Acts 2:14, 36-47 1 Peter 1:17-21 Luke 24:13-3 read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5076

Leaky Pipe

A lady answered her front door to find a plumber standing there. "I'm here to fix the leaky pipe," he announced."I didn't call a plumber," said the lady."What?" huffed the plumber. "Aren't you Mrs. Fr... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2818

Mechanic Applicant

A man is applying for a job as mechanic that he really wants to get.The boss says, "Can you roll your hard hat down your arm and pop it back on your head?"The mechanic nods, confused."Can you play lig... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1782

Good Morning 04-03

"Exhort one another daily, while it is called today, lest any of you be hardened through the deceitfulness of sin." - Hebrews 3:13   Today in Heb. 3:13 we read: "Encourage one read more..

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Pastor Tim
2760

Dewey Check

I walked into my sister's kitchen and found my nephew, Dewey, having a snack."Where's your mother?" I asked."She said she was going to have a shower. Just a second, I'll see."Dewey went to the kitchen... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1811

Good Morning 04-02

"He that sits in the heavens shall laugh; the LORD shall hold them in derision." - Psalm 2:4-12   In this Psalm we are told about some wicked leaders who thought they could succes read more..

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Pastor Tim
2906

Blind Date Slap

An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset."What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked."I had to sla... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1824

Good Morning 04-01

Christ is risen! He is risen indeed! Alleluia!   "Put on the whole armor of God, that you may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil." - Ephesians 6:11   St. Paul t read more..

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Pastor Tim
2895

Paul Top Ten

TOP TEN THINGS THE APOSTLE PAUL WOULD HAVE DONE IF HE HAD A PC10. Download MP3's of the Righteous Brothers for entertainment while on those long, tedious missionary journeys9. Visit WebMD.com about t... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1681

Good Morning 03-31

Christ is risen! He is risen indeed! Alleluia!   "He that winneth souls is wise." - Proverbs 11:30   Our greatest business on earth as Christians is the building of the Kin read more..

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Pastor Tim
2838

1-800-45TEACH

A high school senior, saw an inspirational advertisement on television about becoming a teacher. She called the number shown: 1-800-45TEACH. After a woman answered, the student babbled on about how sh... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3455

Model Believers

The followers of Jesus living in Thessalonika were models to Christians all over the world and are to us - especially when we need to regain our sense of assurance that God truly has saved us. {audio... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1819

Good Morning 03-30

THE SECOND SUNDAY OF EASTER   Christ is risen! He is risen indeed! Alleluia! This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it.   Acts 2:14, 22-32 1 Peter 1:3-9 Joh... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3307

Kitten Revival

A mother looked out a window and saw Johnny playing church with their three kittens. He had them lined up and was preaching to them. The mother turned around to do some work.A while later she heard me... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1799

Good Morning 03-29

Christ is risen! He is risen indeed! Alleluia!   "Be glad in the LORD, and rejoice, ye righteous; and shout for joy, all ye that are upright in heart." - Psalm 32:11   What read more..

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Pastor Tim
2872

Overdue Rent

Walpole had lived in his loft for six months, and by now it was filled with the paintings he had created. He worked day and night, stopping only occasionally for something to eat.He thought little abo... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1900

Good Morning 03-28

Christ is risen! He is risen indeed! Alleluia!   "He which converteth the sinner from the error of his way shall save a soul from death and shall hide a multitude of sins." - James read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1685

Good Morning 03-27

Christ is risen! He is risen indeed! Alleluia!   "If our heart condemn us, God is greater than our heart and knoweth all things. Beloved, if our heart condemn us not, then have we conf read more..

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Pastor Tim
3030

New Apartment

A property manager of single-family residence was showing a unit to prospective tenants and asking the usual questions."Professionally employed?" he asked. "We're a military family," the wife answere... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2806

Cadet Sign

When my brother was a cadet at the U.S. Air Force Academy, there was an overhead walkway with a sign reading "Bring Me Men."As my parents were touring the grounds during Parents' Weekend, they could t... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2667

Fan Help

Although I have three sons, it was always my daughter who helped me with chores around the house.One day we decided to install ceiling fans in the bedrooms. We thought it would take about an hour, bu... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2012

Good Morning 03-24

"So the soldiers took the money and did as they were instructed. And this story has been widely circulated among the Jews to this very day." - Matthew 28:11-15   Easter is a big p read more..

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Pastor Tim
3160

Found Wallet

While shopping in a supermarket in Washington, D.C., I heard over the PA system:"A wallet containing a large sum of money was found, but it contains no ID. Will those laying claim to it please form a ... read more..

Easter
Pastor Tim
5273

Powerless Wondering

Though what God is doing around us may cause us to wonder, let's not stay in that wonder and miss the power of God for our lives. Listen Here: {audio}podcast/sm20080323.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1990

Good Morning 03-23

"Christ is risen! He is risen indeed!--This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it."   OT Lesson: Isaiah 25:6-9 Epistle: 1 Cor. 15:1-11 Gospel: John 20:1- read more..

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Pastor Tim
2900

Sarahella

After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she was a fairy godmother. "Make three wishes," she told her mother, "and I'll grant th... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2096

Good Morning 03-22

PREPARATION AS THE GROUND TESTIFIES TO OUR KING'S VICTORY. Read Matthew 27:51,52   Can we rescue at least part of this day to prepare the altars of our hearts as well as the chancels of our read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1923

Good Morning 03-21

"When they were come to the place, which is called Calvary, there they crucified Him." Luke 23,33   Tonight we go to Golgotha to see with our own eyes what happened at the crucifi read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3588

It's Good Friday, but Sunday's a comin’

For those who follow the church calendar Good Friday is a special day. It is one of the high religious days among many Christians. Personally, I think it is a good one to remember and celebrate. Ove read more..

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Pastor Tim
2924

Wallet Tip

Leaving a plush night club one evening, a miserly gentleman walked past the doorman without tipping him.Never the less, the doorman helped the man into a taxi with a flourish and said pleasantly, "By ... read more..