Monthly Archive

2021

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 640 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3371

Kangaroo Fence

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just sauntering around the zoo. A twent... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
407

Cybersalt News - May 27, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! For self-encouragement, I think it is important to seek out quick little victories from time to time, especially when other things you are forced to do become more complica... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2961

Scout Vision

An old wild west fort was about to be attacked. The wily old general sent for his trusty Sioux scout. "You must use all your thirty years of skill in trying to estimate the sort of army we are u... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
516

Quote #2011

"He who knows all the answers has not been asked all the questions." - Confucius read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
535

One-Liner #1574

She has the personality of a dial tone.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2933

Turtle Keeper

Martin was a slow worker and found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the job centre he was offered work at the local zoo. When he arrived for his first day, the keeper aware of his re... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2146

Processing Dregs

Microchips: what's left at the bottom of the bag when it reaches you.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2205

Following the Crowd

Once a spider built a beautiful web in an old house. He kept it clean and shiny so that flies would patronize it. The minute he got a "customer" he would clean up on him so the other flies would not g... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
520

That’s Why Doctors Call Us Patients

For the past month, I have been engaging with my eye doctor. I've had two cataracts removed which isn't a serious thing in itself. But what goes into this surgery is what baffles me. I've often wonde... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
447

Cybersalt News - May 23, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt learned a new word today - so I did too. The word is liminal, defined in one way by Mirriam-Webster as, "of, relating to, or being an intermediate st... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
548

Quote #2010

"The simple things are also the most extraordinary, and only the wise can see them." - Paulo Coelho read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
498

One-Liner #1573

Man blames fate for other accidents, but feels personally responsible when he makes a hole-in-one.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1898

Sorrow for This Pun

I've seen some really awful truffles in my day. Nobody knows the truffles I've seen.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1643

Promises

A young girl asked her father if all fairy tales begin with "Once Upon A Time?" "No," he replied. A whole lot of them begin with "If elected I promise..."... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2720

What a Teacher Means

What a teacher says and what he/she really means. 1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates.Really means: He was caught cheating on a test. 2. Karen is... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
445

Cybersalt News - May 20, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I had to go for some bloodwork and an x-ray on my foot yesterday afternoon and hoped to squeeze in a haircut afterwards - if there was time. I had blocked out two hours to ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
794

Quote #2009

  "Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather a skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, to read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3065

Clergy Application

A handyman was working for a temple in Allentown, PA, had asked for a raise and was turned down. He decided to quit and went out to look for work. First he went to a Catholic church and was told that... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
551

One-Liner #1572

Never lend money to a friend; it ruins their memory.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2093

Found Your Keys

A guy with three eyes, no arms, and one leg is hitchhiking. A British gent pulls over, rolls down the window, and says, "Aye, aye, aye! You look 'armless! 'op in!"... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1795

Impartiality

A friend of mine had just become a district court judge and was nervous about presiding impartially over his first criminal trial. As a former prosecutor, he could see the preponderance of evidence wa... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3068

Dream Woman

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card inv... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
749

Something Seems to Be Missing

Did you ever have a week when it felt like something was missing, but you didn't quite know what it was? I had that kind of a week this past week. It felt like something was missing, and I could not ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
373

Cybersalt News - May 16, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! I mentioned a few weeks back that Grandma Cybersalt and I have been enjoying watching the live stream of - and videos about - the new volcano in Iceland. It's really cool! ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
557

Quote #2008

"When I'm hungry, I eat what I love, When I'm bored, I do something I love. When I'm lonely, I connect with someone I love. When I feel sad, I remember that I am loved." - Michelle May read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
488

One-Liner #1571

A kiss is a pleasant reminder that two heads are better than one.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1824

Trophy Meal

After the wild game dinner, the taxidermist felt stuffed.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1578

Spelling Eligible

As the shopping centre's marketing director, I was putting the finishing touches on an ad. I asked Nancy, the newspaper's sales representative, how to spell "eligible." She wrote it down on a card she... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3378

Parts is Parts

A parts manager for a small tool repair shop, had occasion to order part No. 669 from the factory. But when he received it he noticed that someone had sent part No. 699 instead. Furious at the factor... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
438

Cybersalt News - May 13, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! As you know, I've been sharing videos in the Sunday Cybersalt mailings, but I'm starting to collect a bumper crop of them so I am going to begin sharing some on Thursdays a... read more..