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Those who play the personhood card argue that there is a difference between being a human and being a person. There are, they say, human beings that don't qualify as persons, and therefore should have... read more..

During a Law course class, the 'Audi Alteram Partem' rule was explained. Translated it means "To hear the other party."After discussing the subject at great length, the lecturer asked if anyone didn't... read more..

"He knew so much about the Bible; he had such a great ministry. How could this happen to him?" People often have asked me such questions when a Christian leader has fallen because of money, sex, or pr read more..

One day a man went to an auction.  While there, he bid on a parrot.  He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding.  He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he ... read more..

When a customer slid into the barber chair, the barber asked him how he wanted his hair cut."Make it short," the customer replied, "with a bare patch above my left ear, but longer on the right side so... read more..

Our eleven year-old granddaughter, Mary Kathryn, leaves in the morning for a church sponsored Christian Athletic Camp. The whole family is excited for her to have the opportunity to work and play and ... read more..

One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant.  Before long it exploded into flames and an alarm went out to fire departments from miles around.  After ... read more..

I'd had a pretty hectic day with my four-year-old. When bed-time finally came, I laid down the law: "We're putting on your pj's, brushing your teeth, and reading ONE book. Then it's lights out!"Her ar... read more..

Now that I'm older....here's what I've discovered: I STARTED out with nothing....I still have most of it. When did my wild oats turn to prunes and All Bran? I finally got my head together, now my... read more..

Mt. St. Helen's is rumbling and puffing again, although it seems less likely this week that a big eruption is imminent, than it seemed a couple of weeks ago. I lived a thousand miles to the east when ... read more..

One morning a local highway department crew reaches their job-site and realizes they have forgotten all their shovels. The crew's foreman radios the office and tells his supervisor the situation.The s... read more..

"What's Grandma like, Mom?" My daughter's question caught at my heart. I hadn't seen my mother since before she suffered a stroke and I was fearful. Had the effects of the debilitation changed her mor read more..

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Bob the computer guy, to come over. Bob clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.As he was wa... read more..

We live in a land of freedoms. These freedoms are quickly being taken away from us. It started with prayer in the schools, and has escalated. Once the door is open to satan, it's hard to get it closed... read more..

More Actual Classified Ads - - - - - Stock up and save. Limit: one. - We build bodies that last a lifetime. - For Rent: 6-room hated apartment. - Man, honest. Will take anything. - Man wanted to work ... read more..

While being transported to basic training as a new enlistee of the Air National Guard, I accidentally opened a parachute in the rear of the C-47. The plane was piloted by a major and a captain, and I ... read more..

In the Supreme Court building in Geneva , Switzerland , hangs a massive painting by Paul Robert. The painting is entitled, ?Justice Instructing the Judges?. In the foreground are all forms of litigati... read more..

A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you "know" the Bible?" The son replied, "I do know!" "O... read more..

Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her ... read more..

Someone is always "declaring their independence" around here--so we celebrate the Fourth of July alot! But one day during spring break, the "Freedom Fighters" and three of their friends surrounded the... read more..

A one-dollar bill met a twenty-dollar bill and said, "Hey, where have you been?  I haven't seen you around here much." The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruis... read more..

Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is that?Defendant: Because the Public Defender isn't interested in my case.Judge (to Public Defender): Do you have any com... read more..

Noah: "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head" Adam and Eve: "Strangers in Paradise" Lazarus: "The Second Time Around" Esther: "I Feel Pretty" Job: "I've Got a Right to Sing the Blues" Moses: "The Wan... read more..

This week has been a long one for us and many others in our family and the church family. My husband's oldest sister was in the hospital for a couple weeks, in very bad shape. Her heart was not pumpin... read more..

After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, my Uncle Joe was hired by a warehouse. One day he lost control of a forklift and drove it off the loading dock.Surveying the damage, the o... read more..

Think of a letter between A and W.  Repeat it out loud as you scroll down.           Keep going!         Don't stop.....     &... read more..

When Ruthie's grandson Jordan was 5, he always told everyone he wanted to be a doctor when he grew up. One day he was running through the house and into the corner of a chair and hurt his eye. He crie... read more..

You have all seen those little hand painted signs hung in so many kitchens.  Many are heartwarming and homey, but many are simply hilarious.  Here is a collection of the funnier ones: A mes... read more..

We were watching the portrayal of the last week of Jesus? life on earth. The actors depicted the Biblical characters with skill and the performance to that point had been flawless. Then a woman ran to... read more..

Abraham was reading an article out loud to his wife. "Did you know that women use about 30,000 words a day, whereas men only use 15,000 words?"Sadie replies, "The reason has to be because a woman has ... read more..