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Monthly Archive

June 2007

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 72 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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Good Morning 07-01

FIFTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST "This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it."   Zech. 12:7-10 Gal. 3:26-29 Luke 9:18-24 Psalm 63:1-8   Jesus aske read more..

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Pastor Tim
2508

Just Visiting Here

The tall, handsome, confident gentleman walked over to the girl and made a disparaging remark about the men who had been chatting her up.She laughed gaily, "When I don't want a man's attentions," she ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Aunt Emma

A couple's happy married life almost went on the rocks because of the presence in the household of old Aunt Emma. For seventeen long years she lived with them, always crotchety, always dema read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1631

Good Morning 06-30

"The beloved of the LORD shall dwell in safety by Him; and the LORD shall cover him all the day long." - Deuteronomy 33:12   These gracious words form a part of the blessing which read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3216

Dancing Horse

I know the title of this fun link sounds like a character from Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show, but let me tell you that this horse really dances.  I am not really an equine fanatic, but I st read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1427

Good Morning 06-29

"Teach me Thy way, O LORD; I will walk in Thy truth; unite my heart to fear Thy name." - Psalm 86:11   There is a petition and a pledge blended in one in this text. The Psalmist w read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Quick Thinking Dog

A wealthy man decides to take a hunting safari in Africa, and takes his faithful dog with him, so he doesn't feel so lonely out in the middle of the bush.  The first day out on the expediti read more..

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Pastor Tim
2497

French Dream

A boy was having a lot of difficulty in French class.To encourage him, his teacher said, "You'll know you're really beginning to get it when you start dreaming in French."The boy ran into class all ex... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1530

Good Morning 06-28

"If we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship with one another and the blood of Jesus, his Son, purifies us from all sin." - 1 John 1:7 Many of us have learned read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Losing Load

A trucker stops for red light and a goober girl catches up.  She knocks on the door and the trucker lowers the window.  The girl says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1580

Good Morning 06-27

"Because I Love You With an Everlasting Love." - Jeremiah 31:3 We will hear what our Heavenly Father does to motivate us by His everlasting love for us. A love that is perpetual, unen read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Weight Training

My grandfather worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a boy, and he used to tell me, when I was a little boy myself, how he had toughened himself up so he could stand the rigors of blacksmithing. read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2260

Grain Catch

We need grain for many of our favorite cooking recipes and unless you are on the Atkins diet it's in a lot of your favorite foods.  Grain is in your cupcakes, bread, buns, croissants, pretzels and mor... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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Good Morning 06-26

"The Lord will keep you from all harm - he will watch over your life, the Lord will watch over your coming and going both now and forevermore." PSALM 121:7,8   Only the all-knowi read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Suffering Vanity

Before Linda became engaged, she was quite the beauty, and didn't mind letting her boyfriend know it, too. "A lot of men are gonna be totally miserable when I marry," she told him read more..

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Pastor Tim
2670

Paper Eater

A minister delivered a sermon in ten minutes one Sunday morning, which was about half the usual length of his sermons. He explained, “I regret to inform you that my dog, who is very fond of eating pap... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2041

Ball Pass

This is a fun thing for a while and then it just gets kind of weird.  The object of it all is the same as in baseball, football, soccer, and ice hockey - pass the ball. (adsbygoogle = window.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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Don't Mess With My Morning Coffee

On a recent “getaway” I checked myself in to a inexpensive hotel. Okay, it was a cheap motel. But I was not interested in fancy accoutrements, simply getting away and resting. Personally, I don’t need... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Flashlight Defense

A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida.  "Is it true," he asked, "that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?" "That de read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1624

Good Morning 06-25

"The LORD is my Shepherd" - Psalm 23   This 23rd Psalm is not only the best known of all the psalms, but also for many the best-liked passage in all the sacred Scriptures. What a read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Ice Cream Flavors

The young man entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, "What kinds of ice cream do you have?""Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry," the girl wheezed as she spoke, patted her chest and seemed unable to conti... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1694

Good Morning 06-24

Fourth Sunday after Pentecost "This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it."   2 Sam. 12:1-10,13 Galatians 2:11-21 Luke 7:36-50 Psalm 32   Jesu read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3027

Not as Much

God may not have as much for you to do as you think.  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20070624.mp3{/audio} read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1564

Good Morning 06-23

"That they all may be one; as thou, Father, art in me, and I in thee, that they also may be one in us: that the world may believe that thou hast sent me." - John 17:21   The 17th read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2667

Pendulum

Some of the most fun games are the most simple ones. Take this one for instance - no fancy graphics, no splashy sounds.  All you have is a maddening goal to go further each time.  Sure you can spend ... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1590

Good Morning 06-22

"Curse Meroz, said the angel of the LORD. Curse its people bitterly, because they did not come to help the LORD, to help the LORD against the mighty." - Judges 5:23  also read Matt read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Gate Boarding

At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying, "We apologize for the inconvenience, bu... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2381

Pistol Shrimp

Pistols don't kill. Shrimp with pistols do. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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Good Morning 06-21

I felt the need to continue from yesterday in Ephesians 2:8,9, and 10.   Saved by grace, through faith in Christ, not by works of our own. that is the only Gospel found in the New Testament. read more..

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Pastor Tim
5591

Learn Those Numbers

The teacher asked one of her young students if he knew his numbers. "Yes," he said.  "I do.  My father taught me." "Good.  What comes after three.& read more..

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