Monthly Archive

"A happy New Year! Grant that I May bring no tear to any eye, when this New Year in time shall end. Let it be said I've played the friend, have lived and loved and labored here, and made of it a happy read more..

I will not bark each time I see or hear a dog on TV. I will not steal underwear belonging to my mistress and then dance all over the backyard with it. I will not chew red crayons or pens because m read more..

My resolution for 2023 is to buy Bitcoin in 2011.... read more..

They say New York City has the best New Year's celebration, but I say it's overrated. Every year they drop the ball!... read more..

"Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year."  - Ralph Waldo Emerson read more..

Christmas is the best time of the year, especially when it involves family. It's the one time of the year that families get together to celebrate together. Of course, at least from my perspective, it... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - that last one of 2022! Grandma Cybersalt and I seem to be finally on the mend after a week of being sick. I'm pretty out of shape from laying around for the past week - ex... read more..

The Top 14 Songs Performed by the DEA Choir (Drug Enforcement Agency) Amazing Grass Don't Sell It On The Mountain I Can Seize Clearly Now Don't Cry For Me, Noriega Who Let The Drug Dogs out? ... read more..

Some astronauts wanted to have a New year's party on the moon, but they didn't planet in time.... read more..

The biggest reason to stay up until midnight on December 31 is to make sure 2022 leaves.... read more..

"Christmas is forever, not for just one day. For loving, sharing, giving, are not to put away." - Norman Wesley Brooks read more..

'Twas the night before Christmas and all around my hipsWere Fanny May candies that sneaked past my lips.Fudge brownies were stored in the freezer with careIn hopes that my thighs would forget they wer read more..

...for thinking before acting. ...for hearing before judging. ...for forgiving your enemies. ...for being candid and frank. ...for helping a fallen brother. ...for being honest in business. .. read more..

Christmas Sunday greetings, everyone! Two years ago Grandma Cybersalt and I spent Christmas alone together because the world was sick with COVID. This Christmas we're doing the same because we are bo... read more..

Suddenly a great company of the heavenly host appeared with the angel, praising God and saying, “Glory to God in the highest heaven, and on earth peace to those on whom his favor rests.” When th... read more..

A kindly 90-year-old grandmother found buying presents for family and friends a bit much one Christmas, so she wrote out checks for all of them to put in their Christmas cards. In each card she wrote... read more..

Remember children, the best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother.... read more..

Dachshund through the snow!... read more..

A message delivered to Houston's First Baptist Church on Sunday, Dec 24th, 2000 I was asked to share with you what Christmas means to me. In order to do that, I will begin with a brief history of my ... read more..

Around this time of the year, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I revel in our family memories. Unlike me, she has some wonderful memories because of her large family. I came from a very sma... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Cybersalt World Headquarters is in the middle of a cold, winter wonderland after Victoria received the 2nd highest one day snowfall on record. Now, one might think that wou... read more..

A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit, "What'll you have?" The rabbit says, "I don't know. I'm only here because of autocorrect."... read more..

Thanks to Cybersaltine S. Miholer for the original item! ’Twas just days before Christmas, and all through the houseThe wife was a’running, reminding her spouse: “You have to shop for your folks thi... read more..

I've always found a broken drum to be the perfect Christmas present: You just can't beat it!... read more..

"I don't have an advent calendar so I'm just going around opening cupboard doors and eating what I find in there." read more..

Quite frankly, I do not believe in luck in any degree. Once in a while, I will say it, but I don't believe it. Luck has no place in my wallet. Sometimes things happen that you can't plan for, which t... read more..

'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...How to live in a world that's politically correct?His workers no longer would answer to "Elves","Vertically Challenged" they were calling themsel read more..

I remember the time of my childhood. I used to wait for Christmas very anxiously because on every Christmas my father gave me money and gifts for Christmas celebrations. With this money and gifts I en... read more..

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing; it was on the house.... read more..

"God goes to those who have time to hear him—and so on this cloudless night he went to simple shepherds." - Max Lucado read more..