Monthly Archive

2006

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 992 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Fainting Goats
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2960
<1min

Fainting Goats

There's lots of fun to be had with farm animals - but perhaps none more than sneaking up on these fainting goats. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});   {g read more..
Trouble At The Zoo
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4289
<1min

Trouble At The Zoo

Three mischievous boys went to the zoo one day for an outing, since they had been at school all week. They decided to visit the elephant cage, but soon enough, they were picked up by a cop for caus... read more..
Towel Misunderstanding
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4435
<1min

Towel Misunderstanding

One day a child at my four-year-old's Sunday school class told her classmates that she needed a 'damp towel.' Some of the other kids thought she said a naughty word and told on her.The teacher stepped... read more..
Looking For Barney
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4807
<1min

Looking For Barney

A four year old was at the paediatrician for a check up.  As the doctor looked down her ears with an otoscope, he asked, "Do you think I'll find Big Bird in here?" The little gir... read more..
Followers Fellowship
Sermons
Pastor Tim
3842
<1min

Followers Fellowship

Even in the best of churches, you can find yourself lonely in the crowd if you don't have fellowship with other individual followers of Jesus. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20061015.mp3{/audio}... read more..
Conch Sale
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4478
<1min

Conch Sale

In a misguided burst of creativity, I installed a night-light in a conch shell I found on the beach. My wife took an instant dislike to it, and at the next yard sale it was the first thing she put out... read more..
Flying Puzzle
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2975
<1min

Flying Puzzle

Here's a really fun and challenging puzzle to drag together.  It took me a while to get a handle on how to do this one, but once I did I certainly enjoyed it.  Thanks to Norma M. (from read more..
Paid To Worry
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
15951
<1min

Paid To Worry

Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant.  Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started himself. read more..
A Dollar Per Point
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4572
<1min

A Dollar Per Point

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed their tests back in. The pro... read more..
Line Clock
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3308
<1min

Line Clock

Here's another fun clock. It's a unique timepiece for those of you who are very linear in nature. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ... read more..
Time To Wave
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5535
<1min

Time To Wave

From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands. "Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain. "I'v read more..
An Offer That I Couldn't Refuse … But I Did
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4304
5 min read

An Offer That I Couldn't Refuse … But I Did

This week I was reminded of some gangster movies I had watched as a child. Every gangster movie I could remember had the same phrase, “I made him an offer he couldn’t refuse.” Th read more..
Wireless Security
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3927
<1min

Wireless Security

How to install a wireless security system:Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots ... a really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo maga... read more..
Write Like a Babylonian
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4388
<1min

Write Like a Babylonian

I really like the the internet.  It has so many fun sites.  I was saying to my friend the other day, "I like fun sites." He is the kind of friend that will stick with you through read more..
Sports Injury
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
10173
<1min

Sports Injury

Giving a man his physical, a doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on his shins, so he asked,"Do you play hockey?""No""Do you play soccer?""No""Do you play any other physical sport?""Not at all. I... read more..
Unicycle Snow Chains
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3247
<1min

Unicycle Snow Chains

Ok, admittedly this link is not going to prove to be fun for many of you, but I couldn't resist featuring it.  I mean unicycles and snow? What is more fun to picture than that?  I hope read more..
Goober Guess
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5707
<1min

Goober Guess

This goober named Jed was walking down the road one day when he came across his friend, who was carrying a bag. Jed: "Hey Billy Joe, what you got in that bag?" Billy Joe: "In this... read more..
Exact Address
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4092
<1min

Exact Address

Torrential rainstorms were knocking down power lines all over town. That meant, as a customer service rep for the electric company, I was dispatching repairmen right and left.When one lineman called a... read more..
Goober at Interview
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4912
<1min

Goober at Interview

The executive was interviewing a young goober for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, ... read more..
PC Assets
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3681
<1min

PC Assets

My husband refused to learn how to operate a PC. I tried to get him to realize how important it is, since all our financial records are stored on disks."What if something happens to me?" I asked him. ... read more..
Crazy Rabbit
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3059
<1min

Crazy Rabbit

Most rabbits like carrots. This one prefers cursors. Scroll down - you'll find him.  (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ... read more..
Morning Coffee
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3008
<1min

Morning Coffee

This is how some of you are in the morning before your first coffee.  Keep in mind that Starbucks isn't the only solution.  There is also Tim Hortons eh! (adsbygoogle = wi read more..
Things You Will Never Hear
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4815
<1min

Things You Will Never Hear

Things you'll never hear a man say: 1) Here honey, you use the remote. 2) Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt?  That's one movie I gotta see! 3) While I'm up, can I get you anyth... read more..
Bus Fare
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3844
<1min

Bus Fare

Before boarding a bus, a man asked the driver, "What is the fare to the train station?""Sixty cents," said the driver.The man raced alongside the bus until the next stop and then gasped, "What is the ... read more..
2 Bad Days
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4591
<1min

2 Bad Days

You're NOT having a bad day ...  these people had bad days: 1.  The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.  At a specia read more..
Better Mouse Trap
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3728
<1min

Better Mouse Trap

Pest control is not for the faint of heart when it comes to dealing with mice and rats. Who wants to deal with the mess and gore of traps or glue or the risks of poison?  Here's a better mo read more..
Dog Weather
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5267
<1min

Dog Weather

To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog.If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining.But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably rainin... read more..
Thanksgiving: Life Beyond Duty
Thanksgiving
Pastor Tim
4467
<1min

Thanksgiving: Life Beyond Duty

The Christian life is not one of duty. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20061008.mp3{/audio}... read more..
Measuring Up
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
10905
3 min read

Measuring Up

The following question appeared in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen: "Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer." One enterprisin read more..
Parking Confusion
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3554
<1min

Parking Confusion

After driving up and down several lanes, I finally found a parking spot at the shopping mall. I noticed another man driving very slowly in the same direction, and, since he was closer, I gave him the ... read more..
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