Monthly Archive

2018

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Third in Line
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4863
<1min

Third in Line

A young man dies and goes to Heaven, where he finds he is third in line at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter is taking a much-needed break, so an angel is admitting the newly arrived to Heaven. The angel t... read more..
Appearances #2
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2073
<1min

Appearances #2

Each Friday night I drove my wife to the station for the train to Weimar, CA, so she could visit her sister who was ill. Ten minutes later, my sister arrived by train from Sacramento to manage our hou... read more..
Hog Mark-up
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4554
<1min

Hog Mark-up

My wife and I were dining out at a nice restaurant. I overheard the couple at the next table discussing their bill. "Well Mary," said the man, "Near as I can figure, based on the price of the ham di... read more..
One-liner #1293
One-liners
Susan Davis
2218
<1min

One-liner #1293

If Facebook has taught us anything, it's that a lot of you are not quite ready for a Spelling Bee.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4362 - June 17, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
133
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4362 - June 17, 2018

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Happy Father's Day to those of you for whom this is a day to celebrate, and comfort, grace and peace to those for whom it is not. I want to wish my Dad, Lar read more..
Cybersalt News - June 17, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - June 17, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Happy Father's Day to those of you for whom this is a day to celebrate, and comfort, grace and peace to those for whom it is not. I want to wish my Dad, Larry, a happy fat... read more..
Vacation Time Again?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2109
4 min read

Vacation Time Again?

I had just finished my project, sent it to my publisher, took a deep breath and said out loud, “I’m glad that’s done. Now I can rest for a while.” I must have said it aloud for someone in the house h... read more..
Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear Dad Say
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4602
<1min

Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear Dad Say

10. Well, how 'bout that? I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions. 9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun? read more..
1900s Fatherhood vs Today
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3373
2 min read

1900s Fatherhood vs Today

In 1900, fathers prayed their children would learn English.Today, fathers pray their children will speak English. In 1900, if a father put a roof over his family's head, he was a success.Today, it ta... read more..
Quote #1733
Quotes
Susan Davis
1889
<1min

Quote #1733

"The sacred moments, the moments of miracle, are often the everyday moments." - Frederick Buechner read more..
One-liner #1292
One-liners
Susan Davis
2005
<1min

One-liner #1292

I look both ways before crossing a one-way street; that's how little faith I have in humanity!... read more..
Philistine Pyre
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2181
<1min

Philistine Pyre

Arranging Goliath's funeral ... was a giant undertaking!... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4361 - June 14, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
115
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4361 - June 14, 2018

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I have a really bad man-cold so that's all the news today. Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim Today's CleanLaugh Money Money can buy a house, read more..
Cybersalt News - June 14, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - June 14, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I have a really bad man-cold so that's all the news today. Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
If Men Got Pregnant
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6099
<1min

If Men Got Pregnant

*If Men Got Pregnant* - Maternity leave would last two years, with full pay. - There would be a cure for stretch marks. - Natural childbirth would become obsolete. - Morning sickness would rank as read more..
One-liner #1291
One-liners
Susan Davis
2130
<1min

One-liner #1291

If I had a dollar for every time I used algebra in my adult life, I'd have 'n' dollars.... read more..
Earring Rush
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2496
<1min

Earring Rush

A man rushed to the jewelry counter in the store where I work soon after the doors opened one morning and said he needed a pair of diamond earrings. I showed him a wide selection, and quickly he picke... read more..
Money
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4739
<1min

Money

Money can buy a house, but not a home.Money can buy a bed, but not sleep.Money can buy a clock, but not time.Money can buy a book, but not knowledge.Money can buy food, but not an appetite.Money can b... read more..
Quote #1732
Quotes
Susan Davis
4566
<1min

Quote #1732

"Sometimes the worst place you can be is in your own head." - unknown read more..
Copy Confusion
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2038
<1min

Copy Confusion

A friend of mine said she didn't understand cloning. I said, "That makes two of us!"... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4360 - June 10, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
105
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4360 - June 10, 2018

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! It is one week until Father's Day! Why not get that special man in your life something cool like this portable power bank for quickly and fully charging his read more..
Cybersalt News - June 10, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - June 10, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! It is one week until Father's Day! Why not get that special man in your life something cool like this portable power bank for quickly and fully charging his phone or tablet... read more..
O Holiday, Who Art Thou Today?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1592
4 min read

O Holiday, Who Art Thou Today?

Generally speaking, and who speaks generally anymore these days, I am not much of a holiday fan. There seems to be a holiday every day of the week. So many holidays that I cannot keep up and quite&nbs... read more..
What Children Say About Heaven
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4682
2 min read

What Children Say About Heaven

Mom, God's so neat, and heaven's supposed to be so great. Could me and Michael go there Saturday for a sleep-over? --- Our seven-year-old daughter, Clarisa, was not really excited about going to Sun... read more..
Where Have All the Fathers Gone?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2142
4 min read

Where Have All the Fathers Gone?

Around this time of the year, my thoughts wander back to my father. He’s been gone quite a spell but his memory lingers. I often wonder what he would think of what is happening in our world today if h... read more..
No Contraband
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4888
<1min

No Contraband

After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me - all under age 11. Collecting ... read more..
Granite Conundrum
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2002
<1min

Granite Conundrum

"Nothing is written in stone." Seriously? read more..
One-liner #1290
One-liners
Susan Davis
2268
<1min

One-liner #1290

"Oh, the majesty of French Justice, which forbids rich and poor, alike, to sleep on park benches!" - Anatole France read more..
Quote #1731
Quotes
Susan Davis
2158
<1min

Quote #1731

"Comfort and prosperity have never enriched the world as much as adversity has." - Billy Graham read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4359 - June 7, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
101
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4359 - June 7, 2018

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a fresh one at that! Grandma Cybersalt and I have returned from our travels. We were in Ontario to visit with family and to attend the Associated Gospe read more..
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