Monthly Archive

2010

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1299 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Night Terrors
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Night Terrors

Doctors were stumped about what was causing Kenny's night terrors. ... read more..
Teachers About to Retire
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Teachers About to Retire

You know you're a retiree-to-be when... 1. Fellow staff members greet you in the hall with, "Oh!  Stop smiling!" 2. You get up to the checkout counter at Borders, and you realize you're buying books y... read more..
Prayer In School
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
10128
<1min

Prayer In School

The feeling this picture gives you in the pit of your stomach is why there will always be prayer in school.  ... read more..
Always Stop and Smell the Roses
Appreciation Notes
Susan Davis
8519
2 min read

Always Stop and Smell the Roses

Pastor Tim: Always stop and smell the roses!! If you have a few minutes, reading this poem in this issue, brought a very old memory to this 83 year old mind… I was home to North Carolina from San ... read more..
Cow Predictions
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cow Predictions

A midwest farmer was describing his lifestyle to a touring group of city folks. "One of the benefits of this profession," he explained, "is that we have built-in weather predictions." "What do you mea... read more..
Cats Play Pattycake
Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cats Play Pattycake

If these cats could talk: ... read more..
Procedure Recall
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Procedure Recall

As a resident physician in radiology, I was speaking with the man whose wife was about to receive a CAT scan of the chest. While the nurse was placing the intravenous line, I asked the husband if his ... read more..
Bungee Jumping in Nanaimo
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
9160
<1min

Bungee Jumping in Nanaimo

This lady is hilarious.  She proves once again that you don't have to be dirty to be funny.  By the way, Nanaimo is 90 minutes north of Cybersalt World Headquarters and they really do do wha... read more..
Get-Well Gift
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Get-Well Gift

My wife coordinates get-well gifts for our church members who are in the hospital. Recently she visited a member who was recuperating from a kidney stone operation. Not knowing the nature of his illne... read more..
New Light Switch
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5382
<1min

New Light Switch

My husband decided life would be easier if he wired a new light switch in the master bedroom to save us from fumbling in the dark for the lamp. He cut through the drywall and found a stash of bottles ... read more..
Do you trust the One you love?
Christmas
Pastor Tim
2536
<1min

Do you trust the One you love?

God's love is unfailing - but do you trust Him? Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20101205.mp3{/audio}... read more..
Reliable Furniture Sign
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Reliable Furniture Sign

On second thought, let's go back to Sears.  ... read more..
Murphy’s Laws of Parenting
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3711
<1min

Murphy’s Laws of Parenting

- The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning. - The gooier the food, the more likely it is to end up on the carpet. - The longer it takes you to make a meal, the less read more..
Kettle Rescue
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Kettle Rescue

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards an electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly ele... read more..
Grandma's House
Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Grandma's House

Grandma runs a tight ship at her house. ... read more..
Husky Sweater
Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Husky Sweater

Because, you know, huskies hate the cold.  ... read more..
Always Corrected
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Always Corrected

Frustrated at always being corrected by my hubby, I decided the next time it happened I would have a comeback. That moment finally arrived, and I was ready. "You know," I challenged, "even a broken cl... read more..
Genetics Explained
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Genetics Explained

Genetics explained simply. ... read more..
Camel Lick
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Camel Lick

And you thought having a cowlick was bad! ... read more..
Company Role Models
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Company Role Models

My company had a successful year, and at the annual meeting, employees eagerly awaited the general manager's report on the performance of our branch. "You are the role models of our company," he proud... read more..
Name Please
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3845
<1min

Name Please

A county traffic policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit.  He asked the driver for her name.  She said, "I'm Mrs. Ladislav Abdulkhashim Zybkcicraznovskaya from the Repu... read more..
Cheap Babysitting
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cheap Babysitting

Next time just splurge on a babysitter. ... read more..
TSA X Ray Shirt
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
8651
<1min

TSA X Ray Shirt

Somebody was thinking when they came up with the idea for this shirt that will display the 4th Ammendment on airport X Ray body scanners. Somebody at Google is probably already thinking of how to tur... read more..
Shackled No More!
Simply Susan
Susan Davis
8134
2 min read

Shackled No More!

It was October of 2009 that Tim & I made the first positive changes to our finances. We had lived with ever increasing consumer debt for about 10 years. After 8.5 months of enjoying the blessing... read more..
Returned E-mail
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Returned E-mail

The start of the new school term always brings out the most interesting questions for computer consultants on campus. The predominant questions this term pertain to "getting into" email and how to acc... read more..
Gotta Dance
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Gotta Dance

Gotta dance when you've gotta dance! ... read more..
Found Cat
Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Found Cat

My wife would be scared too! ... read more..
Car-jacking Foiled
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Car-jacking Foiled

An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4 males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice that she knows how t... read more..
Christmas Hope
Christmas
Pastor Tim
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Christmas Hope

Christmas gives us hope that we haven't messed up so bad that God is through with us. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20101128.mp3{/audio}... read more..
King of the Camel
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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King of the Camel

I'm the King of the camel! ... read more..
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