Monthly Archive

2005

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 957 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Sunday's Coming
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
4439
8 min read

Sunday's Coming

Passion week has names for many of the days we celebrate: Maundy Thursday, Good Friday, Easter Sunday, but Saturday has no special name. It's called Holy Saturday, but I think it should have its own n... read more..
Three Expectant Fathers
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8170
<1min

Three Expectant Fathers

Three expectant fathers were in the waiting room. The nurse came out of the delivery room and announced to one of the fathers that he was the father of twins.  He was delighted and said what a c... read more..
He Is Risen, Indeed Sir, Glory-Hallelujah-Amen.
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
5650
10 min read

He Is Risen, Indeed Sir, Glory-Hallelujah-Amen.

As a young person growing up in the church, I was familiar with Easter. I heard all the Bible stories and knew them by heart. I understood this was a special time of the year for all Christians. The E... read more..
Geneology Question
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3839
<1min

Geneology Question

When my granddaughter, Ann, was 9-years-old, she was given an assignment by her teacher to write a story on "Where my family came from." The purpose was to understand your genealogy.I was not aware of... read more..
A Bad Day And The Day After
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
4387
4 min read

A Bad Day And The Day After

My dog died yesterday. We got a call from the vet that she'd been hit by a car. She was still alive when we got there and we had to decide whether or not to try and keep her that way. She was an old d... read more..
Honeymoon In England
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3611
<1min

Honeymoon In England

On a visit to my wife's native England for our honeymoon, we arrived at London's Gatwick Airport.Tania headed for the British passport control line while I, an American, waited in the foreigners' line... read more..
A Call For Death
Barb's Mantle
Barbara Sanders
4453
4 min read

A Call For Death

This entire week, the television has been swamped with news about the Terri Schiavo case. This is a woman who has lived for fifteen years with a feeding tube, but nothing else to keep her alive. A fee... read more..
Carl Edwards - Two Days, Two Wins
Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
6016
3 min read

Carl Edwards - Two Days, Two Wins

Two wins in two days means two backflips from NASCAR's new star Carl Edwards. A few NASCAR drivers before him have taken on the grueling task of driving in both the Busch and Cup Series. But none can ... read more..
Reasons Not To Wash
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6679
<1min

Reasons Not To Wash

If you took the same excuses that people use for not going to church and apply them to other important areas of life you'd realize how inconsistent we can be in our logic.  For example: Reasons... read more..
4 Year Ceiling
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3315
<1min

4 Year Ceiling

A young woman, pursuing a graduate degree in art history, was going to Italy to study the country's greatest works of art. Since there was no one to look after her grandmother while she was away, she ... read more..
30 Minutes To A Cleaner House
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4908
3 min read

30 Minutes To A Cleaner House

*30 Minutes To A Cleaner House* You're getting company in 30 minutes. Your house is a mess. WHAT WILL YOU DO? Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the first session of Housekeeping Tips for Regular Peo read more..
A Holy Week Crime...Murder in Minnesota
Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
5573
4 min read

A Holy Week Crime...Murder in Minnesota

Come with me to the Holy Week events as our Lord suffered and died that He might redeem mankind--including the high school teen whose reign of terror resulted in the murder of 9 persons, along with ot... read more..
Dog Errand
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3712
2 min read

Dog Errand

A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away. Later, he notices the dog is back again.He walks over to the dog, and notices the dog has a note in his mouth.... read more..
Jesus Is Pure Gold
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
4731
13 min read

Jesus Is Pure Gold

One thing I have learned over the last while from Valerie is to be a better tipper. Not that I was cheap or anything, but I would leave a ten percent tip and figured that was enough. I have seen the l... read more..
Company Motivation Posters
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3544
<1min

Company Motivation Posters

*Company Motivation Posters You Will Never See*1) If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.2) It's only unethical if you get caught.3) The light at the end o read more..
How To Cash In On Your ?Ailment Capital'
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
5272
5 min read

How To Cash In On Your ?Ailment Capital'

Right after the president won his re-election bid for the White House, he made an interesting comment. He said he was going to spend his "political capital" wisely. At first, I did not understand wh... read more..
Diaper Change
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
9966
<1min

Diaper Change

"Here's your problem," says the doctor to the first-time father. "This baby's in serious need of a diaper change." Looking baffled, the man replies, "But the package says it's good for 8 to 10 pound read more..
Young Guy's "BG"
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4095
<1min

Young Guy's "BG"

At Andersen Air Force Base, Guam, a man in civilian clothes approached an airman and requested a vehicle pass. The young airman, fresh out of technical training, asked to see his military ID, driver's... read more..
One-liners
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5079
<1min

One-liners

*43.3% of statistics are meaningless! *Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular. *A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive. *It said 'Insert disk #3', but only two will fit. *Which i read more..
One Man's Death--Every Man's Guarantee
Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
7695
7 min read

One Man's Death--Every Man's Guarantee

We all keep hoping for peace. World War I was "the war to end all wars." Then we found ourselves in the midst of World War II-again sending out sons, husbands, and fathers who may not return.The wars ... read more..
Face Warning
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3447
<1min

Face Warning

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.Smiling sweetly, she said, "You know, Bobby, when I was a little girl, I was told th... read more..
The Passion Of The Christian
Rev. Spence Laycock
Rev. Spence Laycock
4152
10 min read

The Passion Of The Christian

Have you ever heard of the phrase 'the Passion of Christ?? Maybe you remember it from the Mel Gibson movie that had a similar title. Perhaps you've heard of the Passion Play at the Rose Bud theatre? T... read more..
Football Confessions
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3592
<1min

Football Confessions

Our assistant pastor, an avid football fan, had to hear confessions on Saturday during an important Nebraska/Notre Dame game. When one man had finished his confession, the Father asked him, "Are you ... read more..
Alcohol Consumption Warnings
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6060
<1min

Alcohol Consumption Warnings

Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containters: 1.  Warnin... read more..
Betting Your Life
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
5239
3 min read

Betting Your Life

There's a picture that has been circulating on the internet. It shows two rows of big German Shepherd dogs staring at a tiny kitten walking unperturbed between them. Under the picture is the caption read more..
Soup Words
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3236
<1min

Soup Words

It was a formal banquet. The minister had just finished saying grace when a waiter spilled a bowl of steaming soup into his lap.The clergyman silently sizzled, then said in anguished tones, "Will a l... read more..
How do I get permission to use a picture on the Cleanlaugh site?
Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh Site
Pastor Tim
4149
<1min

How do I get permission to use a picture on the Cleanlaugh site?

The pictures I use on the CleanLaugh site are, for the most part, floating around on the net, source unknown.  For that reason, I can neither give nor deny permission to use them.  That deci... read more..
Nurses, Bedpans And X-Rated Hospital Gowns.
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
6669
5 min read

Nurses, Bedpans And X-Rated Hospital Gowns.

Tuesday last I awoke from my nightly slumber with terrific pain in my chest, much like an elephant break-dancing on my chest. It was painful just to breathe, but like the trooper I am, I shrugged it o... read more..
Microsoft TV Dinner
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4008
3 min read

Microsoft TV Dinner

Instructions for Microsoft's TV Dinner:You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept Microsoft rights to the TV dinner. You may not give anyone else a bite of your dinner ... read more..
Opportunities In The Master's Hand
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
3997
11 min read

Opportunities In The Master's Hand

Journalist David Hajdu recently told a memorable story about Wynton Marsalis, one of the most easily recognizable jazz musicians in our day and one of the premier jazz trumpeters of all time. One nigh... read more..
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