Three goobers, Bubba, Earl and Jeb, were walking home late one night and found themselves on the road that led past the old graveyard.
"Come have a look over here", says Bubba, "It's Zeb Jones' grave. Bless his soul, he lived to the ripe old age of 87."
"That's nothing", says Earl, "here's one named Butch Smith. It says here that he was 95 when he died."
Just then, Jeb yells out, "But here's a fella that died when he was 145 years old!"
"What was his name?" asks Bubba.
Jeb lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Georgia."
The Goober reported for her University final examination, which consisted of
"yes/no" type questions.
She took her seat in the examination hall, stared at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration took her purse out, removed a
coin and started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within a half an hour, she was all done whereas the
rest of the class was still sweating it out.
During the last few minutes, she was seen desperately throwing the coin,
mumbling and sweating.
The moderator, alarmed, approached her and asked what was going on.
"I finished the exam in half an hour. But, I am rechecking my answers."
Dear Cybersalt.org List Members,
All Cybersalt.org lists will continue to be silent tomorrow, Friday, September 14, to observe America and Canada's National Day of mourning following the attack on America.
The events this week are so overwhelming in their size, implications, and emotions; I feel that it would be disrespectful and trivializing to rush to try to say anything about them right now.
However, as an expression of solemn observance and memorial to the events of September 11, I have posted a memorial page. I pray that this page will be meaningful to you as it has been for me to make.
Cybersalt.org lists will resume posting on Saturday Morning. I must admit that restarting the lists is an awkward decision for me to make. I want to be sensitive to all impacted by what has happened this week and don't want to be or seem insensitive by sending out jokes and other material.
However, I know that resuming everyday life and activities is part of coping, pressing on, and relieving tension in the darkest moments of life.
So if, once posts are going out again, it is too soon for you to read them, please just delete them and maybe the next day you will want to read them.
God bless you all.
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Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here. If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy!
Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
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