Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23135 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Fly Bye
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5837
<1min

Fly Bye

A woman walked into her house to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.  "What are you doing?"  she asked. "Hunting Flies" he responded. & read more..
Good Morning 05-24
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2966
2 min read

Good Morning 05-24

"For this very reason, make every effort to add to your faith virtue; knowledge; self-control;  perseverance,  godliness; brotherly kindness, and  love....But if anyone does no read more..
Call For A Ride
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5526
<1min

Call For A Ride

Jill's car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down.  One day John got yet another one of those calls. "What happened this time?" he asked. read more..
Good Morning 05-23
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2925
2 min read

Good Morning 05-23

"The LORD is with thee, thou mighty man of valor." - Judges 6:12   Gideon was puzzled when he was addressed by the Angel of the LORD. And well he might be. The Israelites were cro read more..
Left Behind
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7046
<1min

Left Behind

"You just go ahead," the man in the shopping mall said to his wife.  "While you're shopping, I'll browse in the hardware store." An hour later, she returned and read more..
Rocket Record
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2715
<1min

Rocket Record

What's the best way to help Boy Scouts get their rocketry, modelling, counting backwards, world record, and air pollution merit badges?  That's right, fire off 965 model rockets on a su read more..
Good Morning 05-22
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2828
2 min read

Good Morning 05-22

"Oh, that I might have my request and that God would grant me the thing that I long for." Job 6:8   Job was a man of God. but when his possessions and his children were taken from read more..
Kid Say
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5766
<1min

Kid Say

The best laughs I have known in life have been from my own children.  I have captured rhetorical comments from my children's discussions.  No Pulitzer Prize could ever hold a candle to read more..
Employment History
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3652
<1min

Employment History

To pass the time while our plane was being de-iced, the flight attendants played a trivia game with the passengers. They asked us to guess the total number of years the three of them had worked for th... read more..
Good Morning 05-21
Shirley Choat
Pastor Tim
2764
2 min read

Good Morning 05-21

"Giving thanks always for all things unto God and the Father in the name of our LORD Jesus Christ." Ephesians 5:20   The Apostle Paul urges us to give thanks always for all things. read more..
Rare Bible
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6695
<1min

Rare Bible

A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had just thrown away an old Bible that he found in a dusty, old box.  He happened to mention that Guten-somebody-or-other had pr... read more..
Good Morning 05-20
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2591
2 min read

Good Morning 05-20

"I have given them the glory that you gave me, that they may be one as we are one: I in them and you in me. May they be brought to complete unity to let the world know that you sent me and have read more..
Overwhelmed and Overworked
Sermons
Pastor Tim
3952
<1min

Overwhelmed and Overworked

Fresh after leading Israel out of Egypt, Moses was overwhelmed and overworked by the task of nation building. Divorced and on the path to complete exhaustion and failure, he received and followed wi read more..
Busted
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5952
<1min

Busted

He was a young Pastor and as usual the enemy would try to stir up trouble in the family just before church ...  so they were running late getting into town ...  and he was speeding.  ... read more..
Good Morning 05-19
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2815
3 min read

Good Morning 05-19

"Feed My lambs.. Feed My sheep." - John 21:15-16   Giving up may seem to be the easy way out for Steven, but soon enough he will learn what Peter learned. Just before Jesus was cr read more..
Nabbed
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5613
<1min

Nabbed

My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the act.  He was escorting the suspect to the office in the front, near the cash registers, when the shoplifter broke from hi... read more..
Good Morning 05-18
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2783
2 min read

Good Morning 05-18

"And they said one to another: Did not our hearts burn within us while He talked with us by the way and while He opened to us the Scriptures?" - Luke 24:32   To see a great paint read more..
Interactive Weather
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5524
<1min

Interactive Weather

Our part of the country had gone for weeks with little or no rain.  The TV weatherman, on his computerized map, was pointing out a thunderstorm 50 miles away.  He placed his cursor over ... read more..
Good Morning 05-17
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2716
3 min read

Good Morning 05-17

Ascension Day "When He had led them out to the vicinity of Bethany, He lifted up His hands and blessed them. While He was blessing them, He left them and was taken up into heaven. Then the read more..
Seatbelt Support
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5758
<1min

Seatbelt Support

I was teaching my 6-year-old daughter how to unbuckle her seat belt.  She asked, "Do I click the square?" I said, "Yes." She asked me, "Single click or double... read more..
Good Morning 05-16
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2754
2 min read

Good Morning 05-16

"And He laid His right hand upon me, saying unto me: Fear not; I am the First and the Last; I am He that liveth and was dead; and behold I am alive forevermore. Amen." - Revelation 1:17 read more..
The Ten Most Common Forms of Office Illness
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6173
<1min

The Ten Most Common Forms of Office Illness

*The Ten Most Common Forms of Office Illness* 1.  The Macy's One Day Sale Flu. 2.  The Drivers License Renewal Appointment 24-Hour Virus. 3.  The Friday-Afternoon-Start-The read more..
Tortoise vs. Cats
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2937
<1min

Tortoise vs. Cats

We are all familiar with the historic race that took place between the tortoise and the hare - proving the old addage that "slow and steady wins the race."  Here is the re-match:  read more..
Suitor Approval
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3404
<1min

Suitor Approval

A good friend of mine warned me that, as my three daughters became old enough to date, I'd disapprove of every young man who took them out.But when the time came, I was pleased that my friend's predic... read more..
Violin Fence
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3357
<1min

Violin Fence

For a long time people have complained that there is too much violence on TV.  After listening to some of the sounds on this site you may be tempted to declare that there is too much violins on the in... read more..
Good Morning 05-14
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2741
3 min read

Good Morning 05-14

"You heard me say, "I am going away and I am coming back to you."If you loved me, you would be glad that I am going to the Father, for the Father is greater than I. I have told you read more..
Absent Minded Professor
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
12515
<1min

Absent Minded Professor

One of the world's greatest scientists was also recognized as the original absent-minded professor.  One day, on board a train, he was unable to find his ticket.  The conductor said,... read more..
Live to 100
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3545
<1min

Live to 100

When a grandmother was in her late eighties, she decided to move to Israel. As part of the preparations, she went to see her doctor and get all her charts. The doctor asked her how she was doing, so s... read more..
Good Morning 05-13
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
3305
3 min read

Good Morning 05-13

Take time to read Isaiah 66:13 "As one whom his mother comforteth, so will I comfort you."   HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY "I thank God when I call to remembrance the genuine fait read more..
In-Laws, Out-laws, and Shotgun Shells
Sermons
Pastor Tim
3796
<1min

In-Laws, Out-laws, and Shotgun Shells

Sometimes our closest relationships are not blood relationships.  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20070513.mp3{/audio} read more..
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