Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23135 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Movie Breakout
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6952
<1min

Movie Breakout

A fellow took his girlfriend to the movies.  During the previews, she asked him if he would go and buy her some M & Ms.  When he returned with her candy, she opened the bag, pick... read more..
Chapstick
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5149
2 min read

Chapstick

We had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently died.Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him around and sit on him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to hang out and nap a... read more..
Hard to Pronounce
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5861
<1min

Hard to Pronounce

As a Dominican sister, I lived in a convent named for a deceased pope.  One day while I was wearing contemporary clothes instead of my habit, I drove into a gas station to get the communal ca... read more..
Tech Smoke
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3715
1 min read

Tech Smoke

A guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty.Tech: What's the problem?User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.Tech: You'll need a new power supply.User: No, I don't! I ju... read more..
The Fifth Guy
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2983
<1min

The Fifth Guy

This is a fun look at a serious problem - germ transmission.  When I visit at the hospital I try to remember to wash my hands before going into a patient's room and after leaving.  A n read more..
39 And Holding
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6178
<1min

39 And Holding

A young child asked a woman how old she was. She answered, "39 and holding." The child thought for a moment, then said, "And how old would you be if you let go?" ... read more..
Coach Call
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3798
<1min

Coach Call

As a high school football coach, I'm aware that student athletes tend to focus too much on sports. Bob, a fellow coach, was talking about one such player, who called him at home one night.When his wif... read more..
Good Morning 05-10
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2801
2 min read

Good Morning 05-10

"And if thou draw out they soul to the hungry and satisfy the afflicted soul, then shall thy light rise in obscurity and thy darkness be as the noonday." - Isaiah 58:10   Behind read more..
CIA Note
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5721
<1min

CIA Note

A college graduate applied for a job at the Central Intelligence Agency.  Together with several other applicants, he was given a sealed envelope and told to take it to the fourth floor. As... read more..
Good Morning 05-09
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2799
2 min read

Good Morning 05-09

"Be watchful, and strengthen the things which remain, that are ready to die." - Revelation 3:2   When a person has sustained a loss or a handicap, he is apt to focus attention upo read more..
Half Diet
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5318
<1min

Half Diet

A woman in our diet club was lamenting that she had gained weight.  She'd made her family's favorite cake over the weekend, she reported, and they'd eaten half of it at dinner. The... read more..
Curve Ball
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4041
<1min

Curve Ball

You never know when life will throw you a curve ball, but when it does at least try to throw one back. The same holds true for this game.  If you hit the ball with the very middle of the paddle you s... read more..
Good Morning 05-08
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2865
2 min read

Good Morning 05-08

"Call unto Me, and I will answer thee and show thee great and mighty things which thou knowest not." - Jeremiah 33:3   Many people are humbugged into believing too little than were read more..
That's It
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5434
<1min

That's It

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly.  The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, "That's not it" and put it down again. This went on ... read more..
Suspicious Delivery
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3562
<1min

Suspicious Delivery

There was an unexpected knock on my door, and like I always do I first opened the peephole and asked, "Who's there?""Parcel post, ma'am. I have a package that needs a signature.""Where's the package?"... read more..
Computer Monster
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3162
<1min

Computer Monster

Apparently, before the cookie monster was the cookie monster he was the computer monster.  Here's an enjoyable bit of vintage film that was used in an IBM training film called "Coffee read more..
Good Morning 05-07
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2586
2 min read

Good Morning 05-07

"For who has despised the day of small things?" - Zechariah 4:10   In a workshop of an artist was a poor lad whose task it was to clean the floor and tidy the room after the day&# read more..
Sermon Interpretation
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5757
<1min

Sermon Interpretation

One Sunday after church Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about.  Her daughter answered, "Don't be scared, you'll get your quilts."  Needless to say... read more..
Funeral Weather
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3371
<1min

Funeral Weather

As with many funerals, it was a cloudy, rainy day.The deceased was a little old lady who had devoted her entire married life to fussing at her poor husband. When the graveside service had no more than... read more..
Spiritual Gifts and Classes
Sermons
Pastor Tim
3852
<1min

Spiritual Gifts and Classes

A spiritual gift is a divinely given ability to perform the role God has placed us in the church to do.  Does having a certain gift make one better than someone with a different gift?  Are read more..
Translated Golf
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5199
<1min

Translated Golf

An American was golfing at the Old Course in St.  Andrews, Scotland.  He slices his opening drive out of bounds onto the beach, so he tees another one up and smacks it right down the middl read more..
Good Morning 05-06
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2664
3 min read

Good Morning 05-06

FIFTH SUNDAY OF EASTER   Acts 13:44-52 Rev. 21:1-5 John 13:31-35* Psalm 148   Of all the holidays we celebrate, Valentine's Day is most likely to inspire thought of love, but t read more..
Hunting Pairs
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3143
<1min

Hunting Pairs

A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck."Where's Joey?" the others as... read more..
Good Morning 05-05
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2601
2 min read

Good Morning 05-05

"You are the salt of the earth." - Matthew 5:13   Many of you might ask yourself: "How far may I go in my opinions, enjoyments and habits of the world without making a shipwr read more..
Turtle Ears
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5842
<1min

Turtle Ears

Tradition here in the office is to keep a notepad with the punch lines from the various jokes that pass through.  I was flipping pages and found "Turtles have such tiny ears!" read more..
Photo Apology
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3151
<1min

Photo Apology

Photographer Ruth Van Bergen specialized in celebrity portraits. One wealthy woman complained that Van Bergen's photo wasn't nearly as good as the first one she had taken."You must forgive me." the ph... read more..
Another Mother's Day Card Quandary
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3785
5 min read

Another Mother's Day Card Quandary

Another year has gone by and I find myself facing the same quandary I faced last year. I was hoping somehow this year would be different but, alas, it is not. Many people complain about how fast thing... read more..
That's Just Life
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
4789
4 min read

That's Just Life

As I waited in the line-up at the post office the other day I overheard a conversation that is quite common for this area of the world.  One person asked after the other and the response was, & read more..
Good Morning 05-04
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2447
2 min read

Good Morning 05-04

"Then the Spirit said unto Philip: Go near, and join thyself to this chariot." - Acts 8:29   We all know that God moves in mysterious ways. Which Apostle would have imagined that read more..
Hurry and Sign Up
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5354
2 min read

Hurry and Sign Up

Dear Ma and Pa: I am well.  Hope you are.  Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Army beats working for Old Man Minch a mile.  Tell them to join up quick before maybe all the read more..
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