Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23134 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Good Morning 02-16
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2699
2 min read

Good Morning 02-16

"Come, let us build us a city and a tower, and let us make us a name." - Genesis 11:4   The people who built the tower of Babel experienced difficulties in Gen. 11:1-9. That towe read more..
Wedding Tears
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5431
<1min

Wedding Tears

During my brother's wedding, my mother managed to keep from crying until she glanced at my grandparents.  My grandmother had reached over to my grandfather's wheelchair and gently tou... read more..
Excerpts from Pet Diaries
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3416
3 min read

Excerpts from Pet Diaries

From the Dog.Day number 1808:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!11:30 am -... read more..
A Man's Guide to What A Woman Is Saying
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5156
<1min

A Man's Guide to What A Woman Is Saying

I JUST NEED SOME SPACE. ....  without you in it. DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? We haven't had a fight in a while. NO, PIZZA'S FINE. ....  you cheap slob! I JUST DON&... read more..
Good Morning 02-15
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2827
2 min read

Good Morning 02-15

"Provide things honest in the sight of all men." - Romans 12:17-21   These verses summarize the core of Christian living. If we love someone the way Christ loves us, we will be wi read more..
Priest Twin
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3808
<1min

Priest Twin

Our priest suddenly became ill and asked his twin brother, also a priest, to fill in for him and conduct a funeral Mass scheduled for that day. His brother, of course, agreed.It was not until the brot... read more..
Good Morning 02-14
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2908
2 min read

Good Morning 02-14

"A new commandment I give unto you that you love one another; as I have loved you." - John 13:34   Someone has said that love is an action, not a passion. This is borne out of Chr read more..
Be Mine
Barb's Mantle
Barbara Sanders
4708
2 min read

Be Mine

Today is Valentine's Day. Many will be hurrying to get their special someone a valentine, flowers, or some other gift, to express their love to them. I am sure the stores will be flooded, right up unt... read more..
Dad Shopping
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5503
<1min

Dad Shopping

In the frozen foods department of our local grocery store, I noticed a man shopping with his son.  As I walked by, he checked something off his list, and I heard him whisper conspiratorially ... read more..
Talking in Your Sleep
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5475
<1min

Talking in Your Sleep

A wife and husband both talked in their sleep. She loved auctions; his hobby was golf.The other night, during a deep sleep, the man yelled, "Fore!"His wife, also in a deep sleep and not missing a beat... read more..
Good Morning 02-13
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2657
3 min read

Good Morning 02-13

"I will hear what God, the LORD, will speak." - Psalm 85:8   While I was living with my grandfather we often visited other churches in the area in which several other pastors prea read more..
Flying Follies
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4880
2 min read

Flying Follies

Each year, Chicago Center saves the top 20 excerpts from conversations between airline pilots and controllers...here's the top 20 from one year, taken right off the actual tapes. "Approach... read more..
Color Game
Games
Pastor Tim
53206
<1min

Color Game

Speaking of home decorating (What, you didn't just here me speaking of decorating?), it's hard enough to mix and match basic colors without tackling the subtle nuances of paint colors. So here is a f... read more..
Good Morning 02-12
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2642
2 min read

Good Morning 02-12

"If God be for us, who can be against us?" Romans 8:31   Have you ever felt as if you were on a losing team? Not football etc. but to the game of life in which the penalties for b read more..
Novice Immerser
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4939
<1min

Novice Immerser

The young son of a Baptist minister was in church one morning when he saw for the first time baptism by immersion.  He was greatly interested in it, and the next morning proceeded to baptize...&n... read more..
Return Policy
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4056
<1min

Return Policy

The store's policy on returns was prominently posted at every register as well as throughout the store. Every receipt also had the same information. A store credit would be given on all returns, but t... read more..
Love Psalm
Sermons
Pastor Tim
3887
<1min

Love Psalm

David, moved by passion and love for God, wrote Psalm 138. This song reminds us of a number of things about God that can stir (or re-stir) our own passion for Him. Listen Online: {audio}podcas read more..
Good Morning 02-11
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2760
3 min read

Good Morning 02-11

SIXTH SUNDAY AFTER EPIPHANY   Jer. 17:5-8 1 Cor. 15:1-20 Luke 6:17-26 Psalm 1   In Jeremiah's message from the LORD in the OT lesson is a curse upon unbelievers but a blessing read more..
Calling In Sick
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5617
<1min

Calling In Sick

Early one morning, my husband, who works in a funeral home, woke me, complaining of severe abdominal pains.  We rushed to the emergency room, where tests were performed to determine the source of... read more..
Shoebox Dolls
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3206
2 min read

Shoebox Dolls

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a s... read more..
Good Morning 02-10
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2755
2 min read

Good Morning 02-10

"And whether we be afflicted, it is for your consolation and salvation." 2 Corinthians 1:6   Never underestimate the tremendous influence you can wield through patient suffering f read more..
Ski Wax
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3962
<1min

Ski Wax

As a ski instructor, I sometimes tease my little pupils. Once I told seven year old Luke that if my skis were faster than his, it was because I'd waxed them with butter.The next morning his grandmothe... read more..
Waves
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2573
<1min

Waves

What do you get when you combine ocean waves with fancy colors and too much time on your hand?  My guess is something pointless that is fun to watch for no long-term reason. Although, seeing these co... read more..
Good Morning 02-09
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2410
2 min read

Good Morning 02-09

"Blessed are those servants, whom the LORD, when He cometh, shall find watching." - Luke 12:32-40   Christians should deeply love the Savior that they are constantly watching for read more..
Get the Picture
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5105
<1min

Get the Picture

Two weeks after my one-year-old's photo shoot, I returned to the studio to view the pictures on a color monitor.   The photographer started describing the merits of each photo, but as he w... read more..
Work Prayer
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3867
<1min

Work Prayer

Confiding in a co-worker, I told her about a problem in our office and my fear that I would lose my job. She was concerned and said she would pray for me. I know she keeps a list of the ten people she... read more..
Tilt
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2755
<1min

Tilt

Let's face it.  Life can be a challenge.  Some people take on so much they pretty well have to go full tilt all the time.  Others get hit by things out of the blue that throw off their equlibrium and ... read more..
Good Morning 02-08
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2648
2 min read

Good Morning 02-08

"Forgive one another, even as God, for Christ's sake, hath forgiven you." Epheisans 4:25-32   Have you even received an overdue bill with this label, "Neither of us can a read more..
Tourism Promotion
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5200
<1min

Tourism Promotion

Traveling through New England, a motorist stopped for gas in a tiny village.  "What's this place called?" he asked the station attendant. "All depends," the native ... read more..
Clunker Leak
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3483
<1min

Clunker Leak

As the owner of a clunker, I was used to dealing with a variety of car breakdowns. One day at the supermarket, just after I had filled my trunk with groceries, I noticed a stream of fluid pouring out ... read more..
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