Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - May 20, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1229
2 min read

Cybersalt News - May 20, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I had to go for some bloodwork and an x-ray on my foot yesterday afternoon and hoped to squeeze in a haircut afterwards - if there was time. I had blocked out two hours to ... read more..
Quote #2009
Quotes
Susan Davis
1832
<1min

Quote #2009

  "Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather a skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, to read more..
Clergy Application
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4002
<1min

Clergy Application

A handyman was working for a temple in Allentown, PA, had asked for a raise and was turned down. He decided to quit and went out to look for work. First he went to a Catholic church and was told that... read more..
One-Liner #1572
One-liners
Susan Davis
1580
<1min

One-Liner #1572

Never lend money to a friend; it ruins their memory.... read more..
Found Your Keys
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3044
<1min

Found Your Keys

A guy with three eyes, no arms, and one leg is hitchhiking. A British gent pulls over, rolls down the window, and says, "Aye, aye, aye! You look 'armless! 'op in!"... read more..
Impartiality
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2721
<1min

Impartiality

A friend of mine had just become a district court judge and was nervous about presiding impartially over his first criminal trial. As a former prosecutor, he could see the preponderance of evidence wa... read more..
Dream Woman
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4152
<1min

Dream Woman

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card inv... read more..
Something Seems to Be Missing
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1765
4 min read

Something Seems to Be Missing

Did you ever have a week when it felt like something was missing, but you didn't quite know what it was? I had that kind of a week this past week. It felt like something was missing, and I could not ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4645 - May 16, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
117
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4645 - May 16, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! I mentioned a few weeks back that Grandma Cybersalt and I have been enjoying watching the live stream of - and v... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 16, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1140
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 16, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! I mentioned a few weeks back that Grandma Cybersalt and I have been enjoying watching the live stream of - and videos about - the new volcano in Iceland. It's really cool! ... read more..
Quote #2008
Quotes
Susan Davis
1504
<1min

Quote #2008

"When I'm hungry, I eat what I love, When I'm bored, I do something I love. When I'm lonely, I connect with someone I love. When I feel sad, I remember that I am loved." - Michelle May read more..
One-Liner #1571
One-liners
Susan Davis
1435
<1min

One-Liner #1571

A kiss is a pleasant reminder that two heads are better than one.... read more..
Trophy Meal
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2610
<1min

Trophy Meal

After the wild game dinner, the taxidermist felt stuffed.... read more..
Spelling Eligible
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2423
<1min

Spelling Eligible

As the shopping centre's marketing director, I was putting the finishing touches on an ad. I asked Nancy, the newspaper's sales representative, how to spell "eligible." She wrote it down on a card she... read more..
Parts is Parts
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4395
<1min

Parts is Parts

A parts manager for a small tool repair shop, had occasion to order part No. 669 from the factory. But when he received it he noticed that someone had sent part No. 699 instead. Furious at the factor... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4644 - May 13, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
122
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4644 - May 13, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! As you know, I've been sharing videos in the Sunday Cybersalt mailings, but I'm starting to collect a bumper cro... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 13, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1179
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 13, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! As you know, I've been sharing videos in the Sunday Cybersalt mailings, but I'm starting to collect a bumper crop of them so I am going to begin sharing some on Thursdays a... read more..
Left Letter
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4127
<1min

Left Letter

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands: Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you... read more..
Quote #2007
Quotes
Susan Davis
1423
<1min

Quote #2007

  "Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places." - Garrison Keillor read more..
One-Liner #1570
One-liners
Susan Davis
1451
<1min

One-Liner #1570

More money is now spent amusing children than was spent on the education of their grandparents.... read more..
Haunting Rhythm
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2855
3 min read

Haunting Rhythm

Ted Lawrence awakened from a deep sleep. What was that noise? He could have sworn he just heard music coming from somewhere. But that was impossible. He was alone in the house. There it was again, c... read more..
Barbers Don't Exist
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3221
2 min read

Barbers Don't Exist

A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. When... read more..
Tap Away
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4375
<1min

Tap Away

During an attack of laryngitis I lost my voice completely for two days. To help me communicate with him, my husband devised a system of taps. One tap meant, "Give me a kiss," two taps meant "Yes," se... read more..
A Shortcut Is Not Always That Short
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1976
4 min read

A Shortcut Is Not Always That Short

I have always appreciated shortcuts in life. If I can find a shortcut, I will take it because time is valuable to me. I take pride in coming up with a shortcut that actually saves me time. Howeve... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4643 - May 9, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
122
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4643 - May 9, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone, and Happy Mother's Day to all who are able to celebrate today. Last week I mentioned that my good friend, D... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 9, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1101
2 min read

Cybersalt News - May 9, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone, and Happy Mother's Day to all who are able to celebrate today. Last week I mentioned that my good friend, Dr. Harold McNabb had published a book, entitled "Spirit... read more..
Quote #2006
Quotes
Susan Davis
1370
<1min

Quote #2006

"Motherhood is never about training your children to be good so they won’t ever fall. It’s about letting them see you fall in love every day with a good God." - Ann Voskamp read more..
One-Liner #1569
One-liners
Susan Davis
1605
<1min

One-Liner #1569

One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, four to go, and twenty when you get back for the babysitter.... read more..
Rising Example
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3138
<1min

Rising Example

“Since I have the shape of a yeast roll, don't you think I would make a good roll model?” - Lawrence Brotherton... read more..
Real Mothers
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2497
<1min

Real Mothers

Real Mothers don't eat quiche; they don't have time to make it. Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the sandbox. Real Mothers often have sticky floors, filthy ovens and hap... read more..
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