Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-Liner #1423
One-liners
Susan Davis
1721
<1min

One-Liner #1423

Self-Annihilating Sentences: The Way of the World It's frightening to think of how many things were completely useless until they were discovered!... read more..
Does That Hurt
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4319
<1min

Does That Hurt

We live in a small town where we have a volunteer Ambulance Corp. We are blessed with many dedicated and fully qualified attendants, who staff our ambulances and give freely of themselves. I was chatt... read more..
Thinking Has a Way of Getting Me into Trouble
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1863
4 min read

Thinking Has a Way of Getting Me into Trouble

Just when I think I have all my bases covered, a new one shows up, and it’s not a home run. I know all my tocks don’t tick, but I do the best I can. I may not be the best all the time, but I try, and... read more..
Texas Pullover
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4831
<1min

Texas Pullover

Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window and "WHACK," the troo... read more..
Negotiation
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2422
<1min

Negotiation

My mother began getting calls from people who misdialed the similar number of a new computer repair business. Mom, who had had her number for years, asked the owner of the company to have the number ... read more..
Just Pretend
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4405
<1min

Just Pretend

Although this married couple enjoyed their new fishing boat together, it was the husband who was always behind the wheel operating the boat. As time went along, he became concerned about what might ha... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4496 - October 24, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
118
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4496 - October 24, 2019

  Issue #4496                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Some regular features are missing in today's read more..
Cybersalt News - October 24, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1131
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 24, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Some regular features are missing in today's mailing. Grandma Cybersalt, who lines up the material for each mailing, is away at a conference and I am home alone preoccupied... read more..
One-Liner #1422
One-liners
Susan Davis
1722
<1min

One-Liner #1422

Self-Annihilating Sentences: The Way of the World If you knew what was going on, you'd be very confused.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4495 - October 20, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4495 - October 20, 2019

Cybersalt News Sunday Greetings everyone. Woohoo! Not only are things back to normal with mail delivery, newsletters are going out faster than ever with the new server! Rev. James Snyder's cell phon read more..
Cybersalt News - October 20, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1172
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 20, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. Woohoo! Not only are things back to normal with mail delivery, newsletters are going out faster than ever with the new server! Rev. James Snyder's cell phone gave him a we... read more..
Quote #1862
Quotes
Susan Davis
1782
<1min

Quote #1862

"There is no pillow so soft as a clear conscience." - French Proverb read more..
Pacific Counsel
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1824
<1min

Pacific Counsel

Advice from the Ocean: Be Shore of Yourself. Come Out of Your Shell. Take Time to Coast. Avoid Pier Pressure Sea Life's Beauty Don't Get Tide Down Make Waves! ... read more..
One-Liner #1421
One-liners
Susan Davis
1620
<1min

One-Liner #1421

Self-Annihilating Sentences: The Way of the World Like everybody else, I'm different.... read more..
Songs, Jokes, Sad Stories
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4542
<1min

Songs, Jokes, Sad Stories

Three men worked in the Empire State Building on the 102nd floor. One day the elevator was out of service, so they had to walk up to their office. To pass the time, they decided that one would sing a... read more..
The Wisdom of Silence
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2749
<1min

The Wisdom of Silence

When my nephew Arthur was little, the local pastor dropped by my sister's house for a visit. My brother-in-law, an avid fisherman, was preparing for a weekend at the lake when suddenly little Arthur b... read more..
It Was One of Those Weeks
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2096
4 min read

It Was One of Those Weeks

It my stage in life, I have experienced a gazillion weeks. I thought about actually counting how many weeks I have lived, but I don’t have that many fingers or toes. It doesn’t matter how many weeks i... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4494 - October 17, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
105
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4494 - October 17, 2019

  Issue #4494                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It looks like the new IP has been accepted v read more..
Cybersalt News - October 17, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1171
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 17, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It looks like the new IP has been accepted very quickly by other companies and everyone's inbox received Sunday's mail within hours of it being sent out - wonderful! Enjoy... read more..
Three Students
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4393
<1min

Three Students

Three students are leaving their last classes of the day. The law student is thinking, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have coffee." The engineering student is thinking, "I'm tired and thirsty. I m... read more..
Resume Blunders
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4183
2 min read

Resume Blunders

How bad a mistake can you make on your resume? Here are some real-life examples: "My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable." ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4493 - October 13, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
110
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4493 - October 13, 2019

Cybersalt News Sunday Greetings everyone. Here is a server-change update: If you have an AOL, Yahoo, Verizon, or Rogers email address, last Sunday's newsletter arrived very, very late. In fact, 10% read more..
Cybersalt News - October 13, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1185
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 13, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. Here is a server-change update: If you have an AOL, Yahoo, Verizon, or Rogers email address, last Sunday's newsletter arrived very, very late. In fact, 10% of subscribers r... read more..
I Didn’t Know How Young I Really Was
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1789
4 min read

I Didn’t Know How Young I Really Was

I have heard it said that confession is good for the soul. I want to take that a step further and say confession is good for the body as well. I don’t often think about how old I am, I’m too busy wit... read more..
Quote #1861
Quotes
Susan Davis
1788
<1min

Quote #1861

"The shortest distance between us and the life we long for is total obedience to Christ." - Max Anders read more..
Escalating Annoyance
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1919
<1min

Escalating Annoyance

Elevator music bothers me on so many different levels.... read more..
One-liner #1420
One-liners
Susan Davis
1837
<1min

One-liner #1420

He was cured posthumously.... read more..
Sign Fun
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4475
<1min

Sign Fun

On a California freeway: Fine for Littering In the window of an Atlanta clothing store: Sid's Pants is Open On the wall of a British Columbia cleaning service: Able to Do the Worst Possible Job ... read more..
Proof of Identity
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2886
<1min

Proof of Identity

My friend Bev and her husband were reshingling their roof. As soon as they started, they realized they needed more supplies, so Bev grabbed the checkbook, jumped into her car, and drove the 45 miles t... read more..
Church Is Dangerous Sometimes
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4515
<1min

Church Is Dangerous Sometimes

This is a true incident from Alun of Elim Church: About 2 weeks ago there was a special prayer meeting in our local Elim Church, the Pastors wife started to pray and ask God to work in the town, she ... read more..
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