Monthly Archive

2005

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 957 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
How Amnesia Has Improved My Quality of Life
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4615
5 min read

How Amnesia Has Improved My Quality of Life

Last week my wife sent me to the mall on an errand. Normally I don't like going to the mall, especially by myself, but when my wife sends me, I submit to my husbandly duty. Years ago when I joined her... read more..
Out of Fuel
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3434
<1min

Out of Fuel

Cessna: "Newark tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the Newark airfield in sight?!?!!"Cessna: "Uh, um...tower,... read more..
John Will Be Fine
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4224
<1min

John Will Be Fine

The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office.  "What is your name?" was the first thing the manager asked the new guy. "John," the new guy replied... read more..
The Day I Faced My Failure
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
3943
4 min read

The Day I Faced My Failure

This time of year makes me a bit jittery. It's that time when people ask, "Do you garden?" I take that question personally. I guess it's a hold-over from my Yukon days, but I always have the feeling t... read more..
Verbalized Prayers
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3234
<1min

Verbalized Prayers

The pastor of a mid-sized church decided one Monday morning that the staff would verbalize their prayers at the weekly staff meeting. He led off: "Lord, my daughter is about to go away to college, I o... read more..
Persuading Others to Follow Christ
Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
11685
4 min read

Persuading Others to Follow Christ

Today, in an effort to be sophisticated and contemporary, many Christians have stopped trying to persuade others to follow Christ. There's an underlying feeling in our society that nice people just do... read more..
Parenting Test
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4291
2 min read

Parenting Test

MESS TEST Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains.  Now rub your hands in the Wet flower bed and rub on the walls.  Cover the stains with crayons.  Place a fish stick behind the co... read more..
Foot Pill
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4000
<1min

Foot Pill

A man limped into a hospital to have his foot X-rayed, and was asked to wait for the results. Some time later an orderly appeared and handed the man a large pill.Just then a mother with a small child ... read more..
Why Did The Church Cross the Road?
Rev. Spence Laycock
Rev. Spence Laycock
4168
10 min read

Why Did The Church Cross the Road?

If you put a twist on the age old line, ?Why did the chicken cross the road?? and instead ask, ?Why did the church cross the road?? the answers could look like this: Mark Twain would have said, 'the... read more..
That's Hospital Coverage!
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4000
<1min

That's Hospital Coverage!

Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in for coronary surgery. The operation went well and, as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a S... read more..
Lion Attack
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3828
<1min

Lion Attack

Two wildlife documentary film makers were filming a wild lion in Africa when they both noticed that the lion was about to attack them.One of the men put down his camera and slowly began changing from ... read more..
It Is Hot
Barb's Mantle
Barbara Sanders
5244
2 min read

It Is Hot

The weather is almost unbelievable!  It seemed to never quit raining after the last hurricane. But, when it did, the weather went wild with heat!  Today,it's hitting the 100 mark,with the he... read more..
The Cautious Pilot
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4332
<1min

The Cautious Pilot

Taxiing down the tarmac, a jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.  After an hour long wait, it finally took off.  A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant... read more..
Rabbi Sneak
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3535
<1min

Rabbi Sneak

There was this rabbi in a small town, and he was really curious about why so many people ate pork. He really wanted to try some, but there was no where in town he could go and not be seen. One weekend... read more..
What Goes Around, Comes Around
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
4346
8 min read

What Goes Around, Comes Around

One of the bothersome details about the life of Jacob is his character. He is a schemer and deceiver, and yet God makes a covenant with him, just as he had with his grandfather, Abraham. We know that ... read more..
How Do You Spell That
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5919
<1min

How Do You Spell That

Lena passed away and Ole called 911.  The 911 operator told Ole that she would send someone out right away.  "Where do you live?" asked the operator. Ole replied, "At da end of Eucalyptus D... read more..
Letter Pride
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3702
<1min

Letter Pride

One woman was bragging to her next-door neighbor about her son, a college student. "Why, our son is so brilliant, every time we get a letter from him we have to go to the dictionary.""You're lucky," t... read more..
Airbag
Hall of Flames
Pastor Tim
10892
6 min read

Airbag

In respose to my devotional "Entertainment vs. Safety" Tony wrote: Pastor Tim, Wish you had harped a bit on the possible dire consequences of anyone removing an airbag just for gratification of "sel... read more..
Great Getaway!
Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
4222
3 min read

Great Getaway!

Heard about a getaway that wasn't so great-- a dog, frightened of the July 4th fireworks, ran away, across a busy street, and a family searched frantically for him. In desperation, they ran an ad in t... read more..
Bulletin Bloopers #2
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4209
<1min

Bulletin Bloopers #2

More Church Bulletins Bloopers - The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy." - During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privil... read more..
Smile
Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
5691
3 min read

Smile

Today I received a sweet smile from my grandson Levi. I cherish that look that he saves for special times. My family is so filled with females. A sister, two daughters, a niece and three precious gran... read more..
Corporate America in the 90's
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4399
2 min read

Corporate America in the 90's

You know you work in Corporate America in the 90's if: - You've sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies. - Your company welcome sign is attached with Velcro. - You... read more..
Entertainment vs. Safety
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
7264
2 min read

Entertainment vs. Safety

Anyone who knows me just a little knows that I like electronic gadgets and toys.  Whether the newest computer peripheral, the latest digital media hardware, or the most recently increased-in... read more..
Go Get Grandma
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4334
<1min

Go Get Grandma

When I stopped the bus to pick up Chris for preschool, I noticed an older woman hugging him as he left the house. "Is that your grandmother?" I asked. "Yes," Chris said.  "She's come to visit u... read more..
Two Kids
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3571
<1min

Two Kids

Checking out of the grocery store, I noticed that the bag boy was eyeing my two adopted children curiously. They often draw scrutiny, since my son's a blond Russian, while my daughter has shiny black ... read more..
A Day at The Beach and A Lesson on God's Love
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
3774
4 min read

A Day at The Beach and A Lesson on God's Love

The day couldn't have been more perfect. The sky was clear, the sun dancing off the water. The beach slowly filled with parents and children, out to enjoy a day at the beach. After an overnight camp o... read more..
Blind Ambition
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7019
2 min read

Blind Ambition

Charlie Boswell has always been one of my heroes.  He has inspired me and thousands of others to rise above circumstances and live our true passion.  Charlie was blinded during World War II ... read more..
Grocery Pickup
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3199
<1min

Grocery Pickup

Soon after my 16-year-old sister started working after school as a grocery-store cashier, I went to see how she was doing.I tried to make myself inconspicuous as I waited to check out my purchases. Ah... read more..
Instructions for Microsoft's New TV Dinner
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4210
2 min read

Instructions for Microsoft's New TV Dinner

You must first remove the plastic cover.  By doing so you agree to accept and honour Microsoft rights to all TV dinners.  You may not give anyone else a bite of your dinner (which would cons... read more..
At The Bottom of the Pile .... Faith
Rev. Spence Laycock
Rev. Spence Laycock
4096
10 min read

At The Bottom of the Pile .... Faith

It's third down and a yard to go, Jason Maas, quarter back for the Edmonton Eskimos, gets in close behind his offensive line. Across from him are the front four for Saskatchewan , Andrew Greene weighi... read more..
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