Monthly Archive

December 2006

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 992 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
7-Up Guess
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
1585
<1min

7-Up Guess

The good people at Pepsi originally took 7 tries to get their 7-Up soda right (For those of you in Canada that's "pop" of course). As far as I know Coca Cola and Dr. Pepper haven't even manged to perf... read more..
A Dance of Falling Leaves
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
5363
3 min read

A Dance of Falling Leaves

I drove my daughter to school early this morning in the glow of that special light that comes only during the Fall season. The vehicle ahead of us stirred up a dance of yellow leaves and many more read more..
Label Warning
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3184
<1min

Label Warning

My in-laws gave us a beautiful knife set--top quality.The accompanying cutting board, however, was a different story.On the wrapping around it was printed this warning: "Opening with sharp object may ... read more..
Clerk Problem
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3365
<1min

Clerk Problem

In a department store, Sandra and a patient clerk were having a hard time getting together. Nothing the clerk provided was suitable. Finally, Sandra said in annoyance, "Can't you find a smarter clerk ... read more..
Transit of Mercury
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2811
<1min

Transit of Mercury

What do buses, a thermometer, and the sun have in common?  Why, the transit of Mercury of course! This month, the planet Mercury passed between us and the sun.  The whole thing was ca read more..
Creative Duelling
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5129
<1min

Creative Duelling

In bygone days, a thin man insulted a large man.  The large man challenged his tormentor to a duel with pistols. On the day of the duel a debate ensued about the unfair advantage held by the t... read more..
Eggplant Sale
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3650
<1min

Eggplant Sale

A grocer put up a sign that read "Eggplants, 25¢ ea.--three for a dollar."All day long, customers came in exclaiming: "Don't be ridiculous! I should get four for a dollar!"Meekly the grocer capitulat... read more..
Invitation to a Feast
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
5111
3 min read

Invitation to a Feast

I have a confession to make. I love banquets and pot-luck dinners. We’ll be having one in our church this week and I’m looking forward to the feast. We call this one our Thank Offering read more..
Its On The Way
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4686
<1min

Its On The Way

A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer, "No, ma'am, we haven't had any for some weeks now, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting any soon." Alarmed by... read more..
Viaduct Height
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3589
<1min

Viaduct Height

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-gooberTwo goobers were driving a semi down a road when they came to... read more..
Funnel Juggling
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3111
<1min

Funnel Juggling

Marriage, children, pastoring, web page developing, and processing plutonium for Iran (for peaceful purposes of course) are just a few of the responsibilities I juggle in life. After watching t read more..
November so far...
Misc
Teresa Hauber
2756
2 min read

November so far...

  We have had another busy month..   We have had 3 Birthdays so far.. No big celebrations though.. Just a grill out on a day in-between them all as they were all within a read more..
Good Morning 11-15
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2618
2 min read

Good Morning 11-15

"Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God." - John 3:3   Jesus spoke these words to Nicodemus, a man who represents the spiritual state of every one of us. Bec read more..
Speeding Juggler
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4512
<1min

Speeding Juggler

A driver was pulled over for speeding by a police officer.  As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several swords in the car. "What are those for?" she asked. read more..
Football Signals
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3302
<1min

Football Signals

A three-year-old in the congregation regularly watched football games with his father. So much so, that he knew some of the signals the referee makes.On a recent Sunday, as the pastor raised his hand... read more..
Cheap Rhymes With Jeep
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4475
<1min

Cheap Rhymes With Jeep

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those pretty 4-Wheel drive vehicles." "She did," he r read more..
Police Pastor
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3408
<1min

Police Pastor

A young clergyman, fresh out of seminary, thought it would help him better understand the fears and temptations his future congregations faced if he first took a job as a policeman for several months.... read more..
Good Morning 11-14
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2674
2 min read

Good Morning 11-14

"As far as the east is from the west, so far hath He removed our transgressions from us." - Psalm 103:12   One of man's greatest needs is the assurance of complete forgiveness. read more..
Good Morning 11-13
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2629
<1min

Good Morning 11-13

"A man of great wrath shall suffer punishment." - Prov. 19:19   Nothing is ever gained by allowing anger and secret wishes for revenge to fester in your heart. You will only harm read more..
Signs That You May Be Canadian
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4203
3 min read

Signs That You May Be Canadian

1.  You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines. 2.  You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine" 3.  You eat c read more..
Still More Bulletin Bloopers
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2954
<1min

Still More Bulletin Bloopers

Several members who have been in the hospital are not on their way to recovery, for which we are thankful.The Jack and Kill Daycare is looking for someone to help part time on Saturdays.We'll kick off... read more..
Listen and Know
Sermons
Pastor Tim
3777
<1min

Listen and Know

A follower of Jesus recognizes His teachings and lives them out.Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20061112.mp3{/audio}... read more..
Good Morning 11-12
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
3011
2 min read

Good Morning 11-12

"This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it."   THIRD-LAST SUNDAY IN THE CHURCH YEAR   Mark 13:1-13 Psalm 113 & 16   During this time of read more..
Tow Request
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3092
<1min

Tow Request

The minister's car wouldn't start and so he called the garage to come and tow it in for repairs. When the truck driver appeared at his house to get the car, the minister says, "I hope you go easy on m... read more..
Gridlock Game
Games
Pastor Tim
51576
<1min

Gridlock Game

Here's a really fun game where you move the blocks around to open the path to slide the blue bar through the opening.  I don't know how many levels there are in this challenge, so just be careful... read more..
If You Voted On Tuesday, Thank A Veteran
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4290
5 min read

If You Voted On Tuesday, Thank A Veteran

On Tuesday morning as I was leaving the house the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage called after me, “Don’t forget to vote, today.” As if anybody in America could ever forget read more..
Good Morning 11-11
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2999
2 min read

Good Morning 11-11

"My peace I give to you; not as the world gives do I give you." - John 14:27   Millions of people around the world carry with them the lifelong, tragic consequences of interna read more..
Last One Comeback
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3201
<1min

Last One Comeback

A widow, recently married to a widower, was accosted by a friend who laughingly remarked, "I suppose, like all men who have been married before, your husband sometimes talks about his first wife?""Oh,... read more..
Chicken Neighbour
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4815
<1min

Chicken Neighbour

A man was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in.  The neighbor kept talking about chickens being great creatures, and as such they had the right to go where they want... read more..
Good Morning 11-10
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2635
2 min read

Good Morning 11-10

"Oh, how I love Thy law. It is my mediation all day long." - Psalm 119:97   If you have ever lived or been on a farm you have seen contented cows chewing their cud. Cows are known read more..
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