Monthly Archive

2007

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Good Morning 05-29
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2849
2 min read

Good Morning 05-29

"Little children, keep yourselves from idols." - 1 John 5:21   The Apostle John writes in simple language and leads into profound depths of the person of Jesus and of the present read more..
Lineman
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3230
<1min

Lineman

When Glen Campbell sang, "I am a lineman for the county . . ." I'm not sure he had this in mind.  However, this guy is a lineman for sure.  I'd like to see football playe read more..
Dad Value
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6782
<1min

Dad Value

A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo.  The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and junior was taking it all in with read more..
Personalized Plate
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3508
<1min

Personalized Plate

While waiting in line at the Department of Vehicle Services for my personalized license plate, I heard the clerk shout out, "E I E I O.""I'm here," the woman standing next to me answered.Curious, I as... read more..
Pointer
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3052
<1min

Pointer

As little children we were told it was impolite to point.  Well, I guess computers have gone and made the world a much ruder place and this game isn't going to help at all.  So go ahead and point - ju... read more..
Good Morning 05-28
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2803
3 min read

Good Morning 05-28

Today is Memorial Day when we pause to honor the cherished memory of our loved ones gone before us.   Today I walked through a sea of flags as I decorated the many graves of family, friends read more..
Signal Shot
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5618
<1min

Signal Shot

The new ensign was standing his first night watch on the bridge of a destroyer.  Far out on the horizon, the USS New Jersey was conducting a night gunnery exercise.  The ensign read more..
Fixed Sign
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3502
<1min

Fixed Sign

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-gooberA crew of highway maintenance workers were sent to repair som... read more..
Good Morning 05-27
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2739
3 min read

Good Morning 05-27

PENTECOST SUNDAY "This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it."   Genesis 11:1-9 Acts 2:1-21 John 15:26,27; 16:4-11* Psalm 104   Today we celebra read more..
Empowered for Life
Sermons
Pastor Tim
4020
<1min

Empowered for Life

God has given us His Holy Spirit so we can be and do all He wants for us. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20070527.mp3{/audio} read more..
Five Tech Replies
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5747
<1min

Five Tech Replies

Five things you don't want to hear from Tech Support: 1. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!" 2. "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect." 3. "Your pro read more..
Good Morning 05-26
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2731
2 min read

Good Morning 05-26

"Oh, sing unto the LORD a new song." - Psalm 96:1 The song of the Christian Church is an old song. Its central theme is the old, old story of Jesus and His love.   It is also a read more..
Good Morning 05-25
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2922
2 min read

Good Morning 05-25

"Is not the whole land before you? Let's part company. If you go to the lift, I'll go the right; if you go to the right I'll go to the left." - Genesis 13:9   The per read more..
Fly Bye
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5835
<1min

Fly Bye

A woman walked into her house to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.  "What are you doing?"  she asked. "Hunting Flies" he responded. & read more..
Good Morning 05-24
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2966
2 min read

Good Morning 05-24

"For this very reason, make every effort to add to your faith virtue; knowledge; self-control;  perseverance,  godliness; brotherly kindness, and  love....But if anyone does no read more..
Call For A Ride
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5523
<1min

Call For A Ride

Jill's car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down.  One day John got yet another one of those calls. "What happened this time?" he asked. read more..
Good Morning 05-23
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2923
2 min read

Good Morning 05-23

"The LORD is with thee, thou mighty man of valor." - Judges 6:12   Gideon was puzzled when he was addressed by the Angel of the LORD. And well he might be. The Israelites were cro read more..
Left Behind
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7042
<1min

Left Behind

"You just go ahead," the man in the shopping mall said to his wife.  "While you're shopping, I'll browse in the hardware store." An hour later, she returned and read more..
Rocket Record
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2713
<1min

Rocket Record

What's the best way to help Boy Scouts get their rocketry, modelling, counting backwards, world record, and air pollution merit badges?  That's right, fire off 965 model rockets on a su read more..
Good Morning 05-22
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2827
2 min read

Good Morning 05-22

"Oh, that I might have my request and that God would grant me the thing that I long for." Job 6:8   Job was a man of God. but when his possessions and his children were taken from read more..
Kid Say
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5761
<1min

Kid Say

The best laughs I have known in life have been from my own children.  I have captured rhetorical comments from my children's discussions.  No Pulitzer Prize could ever hold a candle to read more..
Employment History
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3650
<1min

Employment History

To pass the time while our plane was being de-iced, the flight attendants played a trivia game with the passengers. They asked us to guess the total number of years the three of them had worked for th... read more..
Good Morning 05-21
Shirley Choat
Pastor Tim
2763
2 min read

Good Morning 05-21

"Giving thanks always for all things unto God and the Father in the name of our LORD Jesus Christ." Ephesians 5:20   The Apostle Paul urges us to give thanks always for all things. read more..
Rare Bible
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6692
<1min

Rare Bible

A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had just thrown away an old Bible that he found in a dusty, old box.  He happened to mention that Guten-somebody-or-other had pr... read more..
Good Morning 05-20
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2587
2 min read

Good Morning 05-20

"I have given them the glory that you gave me, that they may be one as we are one: I in them and you in me. May they be brought to complete unity to let the world know that you sent me and have read more..
Overwhelmed and Overworked
Sermons
Pastor Tim
3951
<1min

Overwhelmed and Overworked

Fresh after leading Israel out of Egypt, Moses was overwhelmed and overworked by the task of nation building. Divorced and on the path to complete exhaustion and failure, he received and followed wi read more..
Busted
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5951
<1min

Busted

He was a young Pastor and as usual the enemy would try to stir up trouble in the family just before church ...  so they were running late getting into town ...  and he was speeding.  ... read more..
Good Morning 05-19
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2814
3 min read

Good Morning 05-19

"Feed My lambs.. Feed My sheep." - John 21:15-16   Giving up may seem to be the easy way out for Steven, but soon enough he will learn what Peter learned. Just before Jesus was cr read more..
Nabbed
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5612
<1min

Nabbed

My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the act.  He was escorting the suspect to the office in the front, near the cash registers, when the shoplifter broke from hi... read more..
Good Morning 05-18
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2782
2 min read

Good Morning 05-18

"And they said one to another: Did not our hearts burn within us while He talked with us by the way and while He opened to us the Scriptures?" - Luke 24:32   To see a great paint read more..
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