Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3574 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Sign One Way
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Sign One Way

The cemetery's handyman was a very pessimistic sort of fellow. ... read more..
Hawaii Pronunciation
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Hawaii Pronunciation

Morris and his wife Sherry were planning a vacation. They ended up in an argument.   "It's pronounced 'Hawaii', I'm telling you!" Sherry said. "I never KNEW someone so stubborn! 'Havaii' is how... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3700 - July 23, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3700 - July 23, 2011

Cybersalt News I probably shouldn't feature today's featured page, because whenever I mention the group it refers to I get lots of angry faxes. Oh well, let them fax - SERENITY NOW, SERENITY NOW! ht read more..
NASCAR Amish Controversy
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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NASCAR Amish Controversy

It wasn't so much the competing that stirred controversy within the Amish community - it was that the paint scheme was blue instead of flat black. ... read more..
Teapot Computer
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Teapot Computer

The secretary in our mental-health clinic chose a new screensaver -- a picture of a dancing teapot playing the children's song "I'm a Little Teapot." Seeing this, our child psychiatrist posted a mess... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3699 - July 22, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
110
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3699 - July 22, 2011

Cybersalt News A dog that will do tricks is great. A dog that will do everything? Now there's a find! http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-do-everything Enjoy the rest of today's digest. read more..
Narrow Escape Responses
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Narrow Escape Responses

There was an engineer, manager, and a programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control. Half way down the driver managed to stop the c... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3698 - July 21, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
121
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3698 - July 21, 2011

Cybersalt News Oh look, chicken Thursday - and maybe the last "chicken Thursday" on the Cybersalt Digest because today we reveal the long awaited and most likely underwhelming story behind "chicken T read more..
The Story of "Chicken Thursday"
News
Susan Davis
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2 min read

The Story of "Chicken Thursday"

“Chicken Thursday” has been driving some Cybersalt Digest subscribers around the bend wondering what it refers to. As promised, here is the explanation of what “Chicken Thursday” means. This story be... read more..
No Ice Cream
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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No Ice Cream

No ice cream for you - one year! ... read more..
Soccer Quotes
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Soccer Quotes

"My parents have been there for me. Ever since I was about seven.'DAVID BECKHAM "I would not be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league.'MARK VIDUKA "We lost because we didn't w read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3697 - July 20, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
113
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3697 - July 20, 2011

Cybersalt News A belated happy birthday to Rev. James Snyder who turned 60 on Saturday. You can read his reflections on that in "Farewell to the Fifties" at: http://www.cybersalt.org/god-s-penman/ read more..
Farewell to the Fifties
God's Penman
3608
4 min read

Farewell to the Fifties

Whoever said, "All good things must come to an end," knew whereof he spoke. Why is it that something really good goes by so quickly and something really bad hangs around forever, or so it seems. Let ... read more..
Did You See That?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Did You See That?

Tom and Darryl were out hunting deer. Tom asked, "Did you see that?" "No," Darryl replies. "Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead." "Oh," responded Darryl. A couple of minutes later, Tom said, "Di... read more..
Blizzard Trap
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Blizzard Trap

With local highways and roads closed by the blizzard, Sheriff Jake had to get creative in setting up speed traps. ... read more..
The First Shall Be Last
Cartoons
Pastor Tim
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The First Shall Be Last

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3696 - July 19, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3696 - July 19, 2011

Cybersalt News There is a new entry in the Simply Susan blog today. You can read "He Gives and Takes Away" at: http://www.cybersalt.org/simply-susan/he-gives-and-takes-away Some businesses shouldn't read more..
Simply Susan Chronologically
Uncategorised
Pastor Tim
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Simply Susan Chronologically

If you are new to the Simply Susan blog and wish to read it in Chronological order, here are the links to help you do so.   ... read more..
What Is A Goober?
Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh Site
Pastor Tim
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What Is A Goober?

Often, after reading a joke on my site or in one of my humor lists, people e-mail me and ask, "Pastor Tim, what's a Goober?" To satisfy many people's curiosity, I've got a picture of one here. Ye... read more..
Puppy Food
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Puppy Food

Don't worry, the health department is investigating! ... read more..
Army Fib
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Army Fib

While my six-year-old daughter of the space age and I were reviewing some old photographs, we came across a picture of me when I was a captain in the Army Reserves. "Daddy, were you in a war?" "Yes,... read more..
He Gives and Takes Away
Simply Susan
Susan Davis
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3 min read

He Gives and Takes Away

They say that one of the main things about writing is to simply be disciplined about doing it.  Clearly I'm not a writer at heart; although I have been challenged with the concept of discipline l... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3695 - July 18, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3695 - July 18, 2011

Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. I think you will enjoy the "Clark Retirement Community LipDub" at: http://www.cybersalt.org read more..
Small Town Check
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Small Town Check

I had just moved from an apartment to a house in the same small town. One day at the grocery store, I used the last of my personalized checks bearing my old address. The cashier examined the document ... read more..
The Sin You Don't Confess
Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
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The Sin You Don't Confess

The latter years of King Asa's life teach us that the sin we don't confess we compound. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110717.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110717.mp3{/audio... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3694 - July 17, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
124
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3694 - July 17, 2011

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church is once again updated with current service recordings, message recordings, and a wonderful testimony from the baptismal tank. You w read more..
Clark Retirement Community LipDub
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Clark Retirement Community LipDub

Here are some pretty hip (some of them replaced I am sure) seniors doing a great lip-dub of Michael Buble's song "Feeling Good." ... read more..
English Errors
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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English Errors

 English is such a tough language to master. There are more exceptions to the rules than rules. It's no wonder there are so many blunders. We hope this creative copy from travel and dining brochu read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3693 - July 16, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
121
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3693 - July 16, 2011

Cybersalt News Now that the Cybersalt Site has undergone it's major migration/upgrade, I can now move on to begin to re-introduce old areas of the site and roll out new features. For instance, the C read more..
First Passport
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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First Passport

At 82 years old, my husband applied for his first passport. He was told he'd need a birth certificate, but his birth had never been officially registered.  When he explained his dilemma to the p... read more..
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