Monthly Archive

I got to the office earlier and switched the M and N keys on every keyboard I could. Some in my office will say that I am a monster, but others will say that I am a nomster!... read more..

"Jill," a teacher reprimanded the teenager in the hall, "do you mind telling me whose class you're cutting this time?" "Like," the young teen replied, "uh, see, okay, like it's like I really don't li read more..

On anniversaries the wise husband always forgets the past...but never the present.... read more..

Tax his cow, tax his goat; Tax his pants, tax his coat. Tax his crop, tax his work; Tax his ties, tax his shirt. Tax his chew, tax his smoke; Teach him taxing is no joke. Tax his tractor, tax his mul... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are feeling so much better! Around Thursday, we both turned a corner and we're feeling more and more normal each day! In fact, I think we're pretty... read more..

"A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain." - Graham Norton read more..

"Think about your legacy, because you're writing it every day." - Gary Vaynerchuk read more..

FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud.  After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of... read more..

"At the awards show, the movie star's new and outrageous hairdo became the mane attraction." read more..

Sir William Thompson was very deaf but he did not like people to know this. One evening he had invited several friends to dinner, and while they were sitting at the table, one of the friends told a fu... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Have you ever walked into a room and felt invisible? Today's video share shows what that might look like if you were an invisible rocket! Just remember that Red = Kero... read more..

A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker are captured by cannibals. The chief cannibal comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you, put you in... read more..

"I prefer winter and Fall, when you feel the bone structure of the landscape - the loneliness of it, the dead feeling of winter. Something waits beneath it, the whole story doesn't show." - Andrew Wy read more..

I went to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any.... read more..

A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket. "It seems everyone is out to get me lately. How did you kn... read more..

"Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished." read more..

A professional athlete hit the ceiling when his nine year old son brought home a failing report card. "Well, Dad," explained the youngster, "lets' not say that I flunked. Lets' just say they failed t... read more..

Sunday greetings from cough central, where Grandma Cybersalt and I continue to make slow, steady progress in getting better.  Today's video share is of a place that is pretty far out - well, pre... read more..

"Spring will come and so will happiness. Hold on. Life will get warmer." - Anita Krizan read more..

"You know what my bedtime story was when I was a kid? Darkness!" - Jerry Seinfeld read more..

Can't eat beef......mad cow. Can't eat chicken...... bird flu. Can't eat eggs..... possible Salmonella. Can't eat pork.....fears that bird flu will infect piggies. Also trichinosis. Can't eat fish... read more..

"Doc, I can hear all kinds of animals talk in my head." "Well, don't worry," said the doctor. "You're just having Disney spells." read more..

Leon Blum, the former Socialist Premier of France, once met David Ben Gurion. He introduced himself this way, "I had better tell you right away, Mr. Ben Gurion, that I am a humanist first, a socialist... read more..

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-ray... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's mailing is brought to you by the letters R, S and V. That's right, our doctor figures that on the heals of recovering from the flu we caught RSV. Grandma Cybersalt ... read more..

Joe's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly,... read more..

Many, many years agoWhen I was twenty three,I got married to a widow,Pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughterWith flowing hair of red.My father fell in love with her,And soon the two we... read more..

Sunday greetings! Just when Grandma Cybersalt and I thought we were getting better, we have either caught a new bug or been rebugged.  So to limit your exposure to whichever it is, today's new i... read more..

Don't ask a girl where she wants to go for dinner ... tell her to guess where you're taking her to eat, and then take her to her first guess!... read more..

Until the lion learns to write, every story will glorify the hunter. - An African Proverb.... read more..